striders: last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk
tags: SAME, but with my dad, he suggested it for a hot minute, and I was like... I'm fourteen and I know this is a horrible idea, queue
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