bootycap: tony doesn’t ever say hi when he calls rhodey, he just starts like “do you ever have a chick straddling you and you look up and suddenly she’s glowing from the inside out kind of a… bright orange?” “do you ever wake
tags: marvel, otp: ride with me, the next line is tony going whoa whoa whoa don't hang up on me, and rhodey letting out a long low sigh, unsanitary cw, queue
original: https://transaizawa.tumblr.com/post/87077361565