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annabellioncourt: vintagegal: A Vaudeville performance based on the old English ballad “Death and the Lady”. Photographed by Joseph Hall, 1906 (via) I’VE SEEN PICTURES FROM THE OPENING OF THIS, BUT NEVER THE ENDING WHERE THE LADY AND DEATH
daddyfuckedme: @weedheaux
okcupidescapades: ok New Jersey is the butt of just about everyone’s jokes, and so it honestly shocks me that no one ever talks about pork roll. Because it is frankly the most hilarious thing about New Jersey. Pork roll is a pork-based processed meat
oursuperadventure: Here is a comic about my leggies! if you dig my comics, maybe support me on Patreon? or treat yourself self to something in my shop!
"If you even look at her too long, I'll rip your throat out with my teeth."
Hey, Disney Lovers!
suckmycharm:
Operetta
arwcnevenstar: Finally got some pictures of my Padme lake dress cosplay 😊 Photos by @readingbookswatchingfilms
dhyngetal:My Hair 🍃 I love this photo by my dear @quazar_ ❤ #dhyngetal #longhair #hair #redhead #ginger #viking #ruiva #cabelolongo #elvish #elven #elf #medieval #green
the-pesci-mode: gotsickofmyoldurl: iwannapushyourdaisies: bundyspooks: The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds. legend why didn’t his parents
yesemberposts: Matching L'agent stockings at Impact a couple of months ago. (With @adult–goth, leave the caption be pls)
deviant-slut: 😌
☠️Hopeless☠️
dumbesttttttttt: 🦀✨🐠💫🐟
NerdsFuckHard
casper-the-friendly-being: mintycoolnessisrelevant: flowernstt: its-just-a-phage: fitzefitcher: n0rma1-people-sxare-me: A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder
Obsessed by the lust of Obscurity
Dark forest, glow of the lake, an eternal dance of death
fuck me with the language
spinejackel: I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy, but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.
my 3 main moods:
the-long-dog: And so I wake in the morningAnd I step outsideAnd I take a deep breath and I Get real high and I scREM
latenightalaska: jasonfnsaint: Billy Madison (1995) “Man, I’m glad I called that guy!” instead of all those cheesy bullying posters around school we should just post this
🍆 Dongs & Bongs 🌿
woman1924: I have the faintest ache in my chest gently nagging me every single day. I’m so tired of feeling unsettled. At what point does your life start to piece itself together? The neverending chronicles of a late-twenties-something-woman who is
Sexual Feelings
creepyyeha: Creepyyeha
captainpoe: What do you mean the doors stuck, try jiggling the handle.
sashayed: me: everything’s garbagemy cat: (touches me very very very gently on the arm with the softest paw)me: (on the verge of tears) ᶦ ᵇᵉᶫᶦᵉᵛᵉ ᶦᶰ ᵃ ᶫᵒᵛᶦᶰᵍ ᵍᵒᵈ
disneymeangirl: You look great, kid! You look sensational!
marquisdesad: I have thought about this tweet every single day since it was posted
cyberstripper: alt-j: Ok me chaotic evil
Constable Connor
take your body, haunt it
flomation:caught-up-in-a-crossfire:flomation:SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENED TODAY Where is this guy i wanna find him and get one of these if at all possible She’s was just a random artist in New York and was just sitting by her booth thing and I was like
deanjackles: Tom Hanniger | My Bloody Valentine
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dicapriho:me when a dog gets left behind in a disaster movie
If you touch my beard, I will touch your butt.
uglynewyork: dookiediamonds: labonitafanny: sundress no panties grey sweats no boxers Burger no pickles
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Erotica and Kink
Show Alice
el-mo-fo-to: c e l e s t i a l | lofoten, norway © Lorenzo Montezemolo [ ig | tumblr | flickr | web ]
tcurtar: sinti-wolf: bucket777head: endorablerey: hologramlamp: steejie: introvertliving: May the force be with you with these awesome Star Wars themed Hologram Lamps. Hologram Lamp radiates light in a gorgeous 3D shape that will blow your
somechicknamedsavannah: If a girl sucks your dick and you refuse to eat her out, you’re weak as fuck tbh
centipeetle:
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odinstower: “Even a small home is better than none,At home, each person is their own master.Even if all you own is two goats and a thatched roof,it’s still better than begging on the street.”- Hávamál, The Poetic Edda