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Things I want in the next 5 years
uniej:hocus pocus i cant focus
bettsplendens: thedoctorknits: aveanexalea: I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood. He stops and looks both ways?!? You wanna know what makes this better? Crows
kittykik:Wanna do bad things to u but good things for u.
ShotofPatr0n
theshitneyspears: Me at 2 AM: I’m bored My brain: ur gonna masturbate aren’t ya? Me: basically
coltre: goodnight to all the ones who never receive a goodnight
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dynastylnoire: jehovahhthickness: ME! Deadass
fullmetalwindbreaker: going to bed without an alarm set feels good feels organic. all natural free range sleep baby
trapthagod: passionately kissing in the dark in total silence is a fucking mood
plantstho: the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting
joshpeck: angelwarm: angelwarm: i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over today is the day reblog the cherry pie to be ok
spawnofsay10: littlemissonewhoisall: thomaholland: peter parker: kicking names and taking ass since 2001 He’s into the ones that dont breathe Thanos: I’m only into women who don’t breathe Great! Yet another unrealistic standard women have
shitagi nashi
mentallyillfuck: Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no
lesbianbeef: we could have a night in where you show me your favourite movies or your boobs I don’t mind whatever suits
just-shower-thoughts:Millennials killed Applebee’s, while Boomers killed the planet, but millennials are the assholes.
belgiandad: From VSCO
just-shower-thoughts:Someday you will take a picture of yourself - or someone will take one of you - not knowing it will be your memorial picture when you die.
just-shower-thoughts:No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.
wonderytho:me irl
just-shower-thoughts:Aww man all the hot water is gone
just-shower-thoughts:There could be a animal so good at camouflage that we just haven’t discovered yet
Slap her and put your dick down her throat
thirdevee: Give herCuddlesFoodAttentionHonestyAnd a whole lotta dick Yes please
thirdevee: Get you a girlWho you can take to Disney World and she gets all excited for the magicBut also gags on your dick in her Minnie Mouse ears back at the resort.
thirdevee: Find you a girl Who props her bare ass up against the window in the car as she blows you to give others something to enjoy as well. Then grab her face, kiss her, and remind her only you get to touch, everyone else only gets to look.
temptation-revelation: catchymemes: Donald Trump’s Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is destroyed by man carrying a pickaxe in a guitar case. Icon
virgintony:Earth’s Mightiest Herores
softyyy: I hope all of you wake up tomorrow with better skin and a happier heart
staywokejusticeequality: HE IS STILL at LARGE!!! 🚨🚨🚨BOOST!!!🚨🚨🚨 RIP BABY GIRL 😢 https://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/BART-closes-MacArthur-Station-in-Oakland-after-2-13096466.php
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kiss ya girls thighs
imsoofuckingsad: it’s like i always say: fuck
16bithoe: When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died
just-shower-thoughts: The best feeling when your phone is fully charged so you can unplug it and roll to the other side of your bed
just-shower-thoughts: If you have ũ,000 in cash and spend 1 penny, that’s the equivalent of Jeff Bezos spending ũ.5 million
ahellofapilot: viralthings: A friend sent this picture to me, said it was from the Woman’s March in Albany. This is my favorite sign.
n8dtank: bonqiqi87: ambiguities:Love is like an addiction, and when you are away I have withdrawals @n8dtank more then you know Same babe. Same
onlyavgel: theavengers: Thor: Ragnarok cast plays “Would you rather?” #i respect one director who fully understood loki and thor
calumfuckmeup: ever noticed that girls never complain about being in the friendzone????? its because they understand what it means when someone says no
Fuck hard and cum
bayleafpaprika:— Thor being extremely pretty, The Dark World (2013)
honeylovur: i wanna b fukin kissed o my god
lonsthedon: one-curly-spider-boi: thefandomlifenerd: The dead sea is less salty 😂😂 “He’s just a kid, he can fall over” iM WHEEZING Lmao Idek why this was so funny. All bc there’s no Thor 😂
bouchemordue:nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool
