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3pm…time for hang over breakfast at rickies! (at Ricky’s Restaurant)
Saw this idea on Facebook a couple months ago and now I finally get to try it. A roasting chicken completely wrapped in bacon, top and bottom. Not as nice of a wrapping job as my inspiration picture but I’m sure it’ll taste fucking good!
@jhane26 said not to post the karaoke video. She said nothing about posting screen shots of it part 2
@jhane26 said not to post the karaoke video. She said nothing about posting screen shots of it
#berlinbenjamin
#berlinbenjamin giving mickey hugs at the Disney store
#berlinbenjamin thinking hard
#berlinbenjamin being silly
#berlinbenjamin new jacket
#berlinbenjamin breakfast time
#berlinbenjamin good morning lol
#berlinbenjamin being a weirdo sleeping with his legs on the pillows instead of his head
#berlinbenjamin bathtime
@jhane26 wearing her thinking hat
New place part 3
New place part 2
New places part one
Cinnamon French Toast topped with peanut butter and scrambled eggs
#Trolling my co-workers first thing in the morning lol
9-5:30 shift licks nuts but on a positive note I finally got my own coveralls at work
I’m such a thoughtful bf
The only thing that made the trip across the border worth while. Memories of two decades ago! #trix
When your button breaks on your pants at work then it’s time to improvise
My niece and nephew #madeleineemma & #daxtoncash
#AFI #commodoreballroom November 2nd, 2013 #jadepuget
#AFI #commodoreballroom November 2nd, 2013 #hunterburgan
#AFI #commodoreballroom November 2nd, 2013 #daveyhavok #totalimmortal
#AFI #commodoreballroom November 2nd, 2013 #daveyhavok not afraid to get in the mosh pit
#AFI #commodoreballroom November 2nd, 2013 #jadepuget #silverandcold
#AFI #commodoreballroom November 2nd, 2013
Toasted roast beef, bacon and cheddar sandwich topped with lettuce and tomatoes. @jhane26 spoils me with great food so I gotta put more work into my lunches when she’s not around
#AFI tonight at the #commodoreballroom ! Pulled a super old shirt put of my time capsule got this very special occasion! One of my all time favorite bands and I finally get to see them for the first time!
#berlinbenjamin ’s reaction to #trickortreating
Halloween #trickortreating #berlinbenjamin #redneck
Gf wasn’t home to do my makeup so I had to dress up like a red neck tonight #trickortreating #berlinbenjamin
Having so much fun he’s drooling! #berlinbenjamin
Hey look it’s Jhane-preet. She’s trying to sell me butter. She says this is foreplay
A vampire keeps busy with a wife and a mistress
Two bytches in the club
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Double fishing drinks is the reason storm troopers never hit anything they shoot at
@katrinaboards whoring it up on halloween
Photo bomb by @trd1655
Boba Fett got sick of being labeled the bad guy hunting for bounty so after watching a Christina Aguilera music video he decided to go find himself a hot ass genie
3 bytches
@trd1655 caught looking at @brittg_345 ‘a tits
A nutty squirrel and a jagger bomber
Texts with @jhane26
Carving pumpkins with #berlinbenjamin and @jhane26
#bbm is now available for Android and ios. Hey I might as well lower my standards and give it a whirl to see what fags are in a hype for cuz it’s still just so cool to use pins still right? Psh. And yet another fail blackberry. People have to wait
So stoked to finally see one of my all time favorite bands for the first time! No oldies sadly, but none the less the setlist is pretty sick! #afi #commodoreballroom #vancitybitches
#berlinbenjamin watching the #bclions game and playing with his toys. Multitasking at its best
superdk25: Sexiest CJ Miles Shake
hughwonghefner: A classic throw back, like your first pair of Jordans.
Never take your gf to sirens and expect to be in and out. Fuck
Every keyhole he wants keys to unlock it. He’ll even sort through your keys to find the appropriate size that would best fit the lock. Such a smart boy. He just needs to realize that the appropriate sized keys aren’t necessarily the right
