wtfzeus: Hera: We should marry Aphrodite off. She’s too irresistible, she’s going to cause problems.Zeus: I thought so too. Which is why I gave her to Hephaestus.Hera: … You think marrying her off to one of the ugliest gods going will keep Aphrodite
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