birf: fadingnebula: birf: birf: *brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S” it’s actually much more likely
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