hollowboobtheory:froody:froody:scattoo:froody:froody:“Americans believe in big portions! That’s so crazy.” Look at this European getting scammed into paying for 100 calories worth of food. Fool. Idiot. You wish you could have this 16 ounce Big Gulp
xanadeas: thededfa:laserbobcat: ainawgsd:cloudofbutterflies: I made uquiz to attempt to determine if you would make a good immortal. You Would Endure ImmortalityYou would not enjoy immortality, but it would not depress you, either. You would feel
makemewobble:Oh to be someone’s cloud when they come home from work. Watch them just face dive right into your massive belly while your snacking and gaming on the couch. They just sit there for a few minutes while you pet their head and pat their
stuffmebloated:thebeargift:I normally don’t post pictures of other guys, but this one is so beautiful I just had to share. This is perfection. Who is this? And why am I not this size already? That’s FattyEd, or fatty-ed here on tumblr. Haven’t
ifcujoweresappho:manfrommars2049:UBI needs to happen. via antiwork “yes universal basic income would allow us to survive between jobs but it would also allow us to grieve, after loss, to move, to care for others, to have children, to create art, to
feedmegently: I totally see the appeal of immobility but honestly barely-mobile is just the dream. Spending 10 minutes trying roll over and sit up so I can huff and puff 10 steps to the fridge before needing to sit down. Getting winded trying to put
thepieking:disgruntled-foreign-patriarch:catchymemes:it’s almost as if Tolkien knew what he was talking aboutIt’s almost as if Tolkien personally witnessed one of the bloodiest wars in human history and then used that to fuel his writing.
what-even-is-thiss:kineticpenguin:This isn’t photoshopped btw that’s the real White House Twitter I didn’t know that I worked for the White House Twitter account because that’s exactly the kind of fire I’d be constantly raining down on the GOP.
vitariesocks:I was one of the first Americans to get COVID in February 2020 as a teenager. Here’s how I’m doing now (it’s not good). Please continue your COVID safety protocols. [Posted July 10, 2022] [ID under the cut] Keep reading
traceytonight:themythicalcodfish:drinkyourjuiceshelby:aluminumapples:shuttershocky:kineticpenguin:hctibykoops:earhartsease:Elon Musk Has Officially Lost ๕ Billion This YearniceniceNiceNicenicethat’s the spirit Like to charge, reblog to cast
matoitech:likes charge reblogs cast All I want for Christmas is this ☝️(Of course, I’m already waiting for my birthday present of Trump, the rest of his cabal and all of Y’allqueda to be imprisoned first)
antifas:chemychems: hrtsuit:Streaming Service Rant You could make this shorter by just going “I’m a thief and refuse to pay for content”. Would save you a lot of time. I’m a thief and refuse to pay for content and i encourage everyone else
sule-skerry:guerrillatech:OK the only people I have known who have a garage fridge are Korean and use it for kimchi because they make enough of it they need a Designated Kimchi Fridge, so I get that.But can my fellow white Americans please explain what
dduane: edweeirdo:queenrinacat: brainstatic: Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up. English has a lot more