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10 Sexy Tricks That Actually Turn Men Off
These are things that people should be talking about.
The sad thing about the Alex Day situation is that it’s a story I’ve heard and have been involved in way too many times. And that’s exactly the problem. So many guys (and as a result, too many girls) don’t get that coercion is
I’m feeling really off today and the internet is really skeeving me out. I think I’m gonna have that OITNB rewatch now.
Some times I hear things like “minors can’t do that!!” and I get really nervous like OH NO I DO THAT I HOPE I DON’T GET IN TROUBLE. And then of remember… oh yeah, I’m 22. Never mind.
I wish I had somebody to rewatch Orange is the New Black with.I think the thing I’m most excited for when I move is the possibility of having a super cool housemate or two to maybe chill with.
alienbaby: Happy Birthday John Barrowman!(March 11, 1967)
YOOO it’s so goooood!!
Ain’t no stopping this guy. He’s been named Winston.
Chicken and asparagus paella in progress!!
Realizing that I’m gonna have to leave most of my sock collection behind when I move. ):
YOOO. I was outside and I was actually sweating!! And there were Yellow Jackets out! It’ almost 60 degrees! I put my seed tray out in the sun for a little bit. They could definitely use it.It’s supposed to be in the 40s and high 50s all week,
Hey there comic loving tumbley-poos! It would be really awesome if you could help out a fallen comic shop. They suffered a fire that ruined the shop and all of their inventory. They’re trying to rebuild and they need help to do it! The IndieGoGo
The aroma of ground Schisandra berry is amazing.
The downside to having a popular post is that your activity feed is so full that you miss stuff from people you actually know. :|How do ya’ll Tumblr famous people do it??
I don’t recall anything in my profile asking for an analysis of my life decisions.Listen. Being an actor is one of those dreams that has never been at the forefront of my mind, but has pretty much always lurked around in there somewhere. While
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This guy is a bit enthusiastic.
Singin’ I’ll Never Break Your Heart to Pebbles.She knows.She knows.
Laying in bed with some Ben and Jerry’s Half Baked frozen yogurt and Backsteet Boys because my life is sad and lonely.
The sillyest.
I was reminded that I’ll be living in a state where ferrets are illegal and now I’m really upset.
Awee, how sweet!
Ugh. I’m too tired to put my sheet back on my bed.I’m just gonna sleep without it. It’s fine it’ll be fine it’s fine.
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Forest Breeze
Safety first!
People who message me on Okcupid acting like I’m some sort of special, unique snowflake, talking about how “refreshing it is to come across somebody real” or somebody “honest” or “different”. Instant delete.
Uh. I don’t even know what to say to that.
Have you ever noticed that juggalos never left the 90’s?
OkCupid, That's Creepy As Fuck.
The older I get, the less nerve I have when it comes to haircuts and I hate it. A few years ago I would have never hesitated. Now I can’t bring myself to take the plunge. ):
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WHY DO SO MANY ANTI-GAY PEOPLE MESSAGE ME ON OKCUPID???
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I started a personal fundraiser for my move to California by selling seedlings and it’s probably the greatest idea I’ve ever had.
This is exactly how I feel about parenting, and these are the sorts of people I hope have children.
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Oil Leaking Into Lake Ariel
Highlights of Lil Jon’s AMA.
Straight dudes losing their shit when their sexuality is questioned. I love how their go-to excuse is “I thought you were a girl.” Like, it’s totally okay if it’s a woman.I like the guy who admits he has a nice ass. He can stay.
Now You Can Generate Your Own Travoltified Name, Like "Adele Dazeem"
I could have been one of those kids. I dealt with CPS for a significant portion of my childhood and it’s utterly terrifying. My heart hurts thinking about these children.
My wand worked wonderfully for the first day, but now it only holds a charge for like a minute even if I have it charging all night. The universe is against me. ):
If you have to keep saying “no relationship is perfect” to justify your shitty relationship, I’m gonna go ahead and say you shouldn’t be in that relationship.
Seeding selfie.
Seeeeeds.
Seeding!
robotversusmars replied to your post “My vag is ecstatic. I don’t wanna part with you bb, but I need to…” Oooh, what kind do you have? I picked up a hitachi and it’s delightful, but I’m always interested in new things! It’s
I think it turned out alright, considering it was my first real attempt at video editing. It’s kind of wonky, but I’m sort of proud.
#needmorecoffee
brothercodependency-deactivated: March 1st, 1978
My vag is ecstatic. I don’t wanna part with you bb, but I need to sleep.I think I should name my wand now. It’s a trooper.
IT’S ALIIIIVE!!!
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Oh!! I applied to the pet supply shop that I can my dog food from and I really hope I get the job. All the girls that work there are hella cute.
The amount of hair that I just vacuumed from my floor and between my bed is absolutely disgusting. I’m such a gross human. I shed worse than a damn dog. This is why I can’t have nice things.