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2460onetruepairing: jcash91: I laughed so hard at this. It actually gets funnier if you read this in Sir Ian McKellen’s voice. “well you didn’t ring” - Frodo
omgkatsudonplease: out-there-on-the-maroon: elenorasweet: yeaka: Has this been done yet? Because I love you Elrond but wtf. [Screencap credit] LAUGHING BUT CRYING INSIDE Every time I watch the siege at Helm’s Deep I get so annoyed. Yes, arm ten-year
herbgerblin:i watched the lord of the rings trilogy back to back (by which I mean I had it playing while i was coloring some backgrounds) and I got through all of them in full for the first time—NOW BEFORE you all jump on me about this, IN MY DEFENSE:
almonacid: For Frodo…
moonlight sonata
Your true face... what kind of... face is it?
fyeahtheraceofmen: the race of men + greek mythologyinspired by [x]
wolvencrie: cecilyjeanne: stunningpicture: Moving out of the apartment This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE. What is sadder is I don’t know what map this is and what game it goes to. It’s not from
bob-belcher: Happy International Women’s Day!
Chiharu-chin
dawigginator: gaybaggins: imagine you’re going on an adventure with the person you love most in the whole world. but every step you take to get closer to the end drains him and there’s nothing you can do to help, not really. you can’t take the weight
astronargles: overthinkinglotr: christenkimbell: overthinkinglotr: The reason Lord of the Rings’ special effects have held up so well and still look so gorgeous- especially in the backgrounds and environments– is because they weren’t **trying**
black-nata: satanic-slut-role-model: endreal: madamebomb: dvandom: jemthecrystalgem: fridge246: hubris-i: bagginshield: gallusrostromegalus: systlin: philosoverted: Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system
athena1138: overthinkinglotr: I love the way the films show us Aragorn being a dad……like he’s so HAPPY and he loves his son so much…….. Another underrated Dad Aragorn™ moment is when Aragorn sees a kid preparing for battle at Helm’s Deep.
zenosanalytic: A Good Thread about The Hobbit and Bilbo from yesterday. Didn’t realize it was the anniversary!
amethystmarietm: mirkwoodest: mirkwoodest: mirkwoodest: One of the ballsiest things Tolkien ever did was write 473k words about some hobbits called frodo, sam, merry, and pippin and then write in the appendices that their names are actually maura,
absynthe–minded:absynthe–minded:okay guys who wants me to drag George R.R. Martin alright soa big thing in GRRM’s works is the idea that being a good person does not equal being a good leader. the good man is not necessarily a wise king, or a competent
nobodyanybody0:modern au
artlark:The Fall of Gondolin was… a busy day for Mandos.
beanwelder:The fact that the silmarillion is still compressed into one film is the funniest part of this
headspace-hotel:tolkienhoe: femmefaramir: penny-anna: kayla-bird: penny-anna: penny-anna: hot take: Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards. Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards. Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards &
glumshoe:glumshoe:glumshoe:glumshoe:do Ents reproduce by sexual intercourse or by pollination But if they reproduce through pollination how can they be sure they no longer reproduce? Maybe they’re anemophilous and are wind-pollinated and if they stand
prokopetz: Between the Arkenstone, the One Ring, and that cache of magic swords Bilbo uncovered during Thorin and company’s confrontation with the trolls that just happened to be the former property of the High King of the Noldor, Bilbo and Gandalf’s
semper-draca:cerastes:frodo-sam:THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson. I love the implication of Dwarves knowing neurosciences, because if anyone is going to discover that in a fantasy setting, it is definitely the people that
overthinkinglotr:One thing I feel people miss about lord of the rings is that it’s sort of……….post-apocalyptic?Like– the world already ended, a long time ago, and the characters are surrounded by the ruins of dead countries. They spend most
ahnbaehyo: lord of the rings meme : one movie → the fellowship of the ring
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lois-lane: Middle-earth meme ♔ [¼] locations - Rivendell
kittykate666: if u cant handle me at my strider u sure as helms deep dont deserve me at my aragorn
mr and mrs man and their son method
lokidlaufeyson: I have seen three ages in the West of the world, and many defeats, and many fruitless victories. I was the herald of Gil-galad and marched with his host. I was at the Battle of Dagorlad before the Black Gate of Mordor, where we had the
valinwhore: maybe if he put a “please” on that…
cybergeisha: bittersweetunity: princesszeldaz: AU where nothing is changed but the Eye of Sauron is just one giant googly eye glued to the top of the tower Can someone make this edit?
misbehavingmaiar: defniel: misbehavingmaiar: Update: Sauron is not afraid of hobbits. He was unaware that hobbits existed up until very recently. he literally did not have time to be afraid of them, they went from a 0 to 100 threat level in twenty
manywinged:the lord of the rings is so much funnier when you realize that the rings are like a membership to a group chat run by an evil eldritch horror drama queen and the elves basically pulled the old “hey can you make me mod for a second”
ceescedasticity: theoppositeofprofound: The day Sauron dragged himself back into corporeality and discovered Elrond and Celebrian had kids while he was MIA was one of the worst days of his life. He’s not scared of Galadriel is a mantra he mutters to
peregrint: Favorites bad subtitles from The Fellowship of the Ring
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papermulberry: captainamerica-in-the-impala: He and Legolas never had a single conversation, the only words ever spoken between them were, “and my bow”.
kageillusionz: lolitsgabe: Shut. The fuck. Up. One Ring to Burn Them All.
gingerhaze: grumpybilbo: #remember when eowyn thought legolas was aragorn’s boyfriend the fact that it was supposed to be Aragorn and Arwen at first and that’s what Eowyn is reacting to and then they cut Arwen out of the Helm’s Deep battle and
mxcleod:oh my god
𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
daenerys-targaryen: gandalf relaying an important message to remember during these scary times ♡
starrose17:Sir Ian Holm, our dearest Bilbo, has passed away aged 88. Farewell Bilbo, may your journeys end be with smooth sails.
frodo-baggins:Namárië Ian Holm. 12 September 1931 - 19 June 2020.
ghostpulse: Shout out to Aragorn who had the best skeleton war of all time.
sirlamelot: manly tears =’)
glorfindels-deactivated20180408: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will.
i love this guy
Quid pro quo.
Oof.
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swordofanduril: The Road goes ever on and onDown from the door where it began.Now far ahead the Road has gone - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Road Go Ever On