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bidoof: the-macra: philtardis: citizenscreen: #BBC Sound Effects department, 1927 Noise Night with the boys love the guy just straight up holding a gun he’s there to kill anyone who tries making any of the forbidden sound effects
bidoof: anime is definitely gonna be irredeemable in another ten years if anime studios don’t start immediately banding together to stop all the bad porny fetishy pedophilic incest glorification male gaze filth that the current state of anime enthusiast
bidoof: tumblr is having like a clickbait renaissance right now i’ve never seen clickbait this good in my life
bidoof: Anime in the 70s: Devil Man Anime in the 2010s: My Little Sister’s Armpits Smell Like THIS?!?!?!?
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bidoof: the boob bullet dodging scene from high school of the dead is one of the single most memorable anime sequences ever produced if only because it’s one of the worst things a team of skilled adults could ever be paid real money to create
bidoof: mooserattler: jjflow: freshrosemary: allthelittlebeagles: moonblossom: mooserattler: Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it. How can I say no to such a great photo and such
bidoof: this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will
bidoof:no more conflicts in stories anymore. all stories are now about the main character having progressively nicer things happen to them from now on
bidoof: “Wow. This man can turn bees into a gun that shoots bees.” – Pope Francis after receiving a copy of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater for the PlayStation 2 as a gift
bidoof:*runs for president in 2020 and my entire campaign revolves around making the sequel to kung pow teased at the end of the first movie a reality*
bidoof: remember when everyone was really mean to popplio for no reason? fuck everyone who did that
bidoof: every time it shoots a bullet it tweets a message that says “I just shot a bullet.” on her twitter
bidoof:look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.
bidoof:remember when everyone was really mean to popplio for no reason? fuck everyone who did that
bidoof:people can say rey is a mary sue all they want but let’s not forget who the biggest mary sue in all of star wars is and forever will be: sheev palpatine, the stupid old man who can do literally anything except know when a guy is gonna pick him
bidoof:one of those “everybody in the country/world gets institutionally divided into extremely specific groups” style dystopian young adult novels but the groups are like, clowns, pro wrestlers, furries, and business ceos
bidoof: you’d think websites designed around endless scrolling would have figured out how to unload the content you’ve scrolled past and reload it if you scroll back up instead of just turning the webpage into a fucking html tower of babel
bidoof:us military uniform but the camouflage pattern is based off the grass block texture from minecraft
bidoof: ruff: trans-undertale: me when I am faced with unfathomable knowledge me when i open a hot oven me when i get into my car in florida and blast the air conditioning and the air is hot at first but then it cools down
bidoof: i’m excited for pokemon news but to failsafe myself i’ve set my expectations to reggie coming on the stream and saying “Pokémon is a video game” and then the stream abruptly ends
bidoof: windows 10 registry hack that makes it so it says “hey bro” instead of “Hi” whenever you reboot after a major update
bidoof: Terrist Commander: Time for another good day of doing bad stuff…. *Goes to the oil faucet to get a glass of oil* Terrorist: Commander!!!! Bad news!!!!!! Terrorist Commander: Grrr…..What is it this time?! Terrorist: It’s the Americans!!!
bidoof: Hilary Clinton: Well, I’m finally the president. My first order of business…..Turning the Oval Office into the EVIL Office!!!!! *Laughs evily *
bidoof: theory: there’s actually like 100 bucketheads and they’re all robots
bidoof: ten years from now the same posts today will still be circulating a long abandoned tumblr.com but by restless prescription drug spambots
bidoof: i’ve seen the “those are his hooves you b*tch” post so many times that i actually believe lil wayne is a satyr now
bidoof: holy shit those rainbow beans increase an insane amount of affection
bidoof: *spends the rest of my life going up to dudes who are extremely passionate about using linux and asking “you got any games on this thing?”*
bidoof: small brain: anime swordsman who cuts bullets fired at him but still gets shot by the cut bullets glowing brain: anime swordsman who deflects bullets fired at him back at their shooters, harming them with their own attacks transcendental brain:
bidoof: i don’t like succumbing to game hype because it’s often a bad decision but honestly i’m pretty excited for destiny 2 so far. i wanna be a stupid robot man with a gun and a completely impractical rick owens cloak and my cloak gets stuck
bidoof: THESE are the headlines i want to read when i check the news
bidoof: there’s so many zombie apocalypse movies that are all the same but not even a single goose apocalypse movie
bidoof: remake of the twilight movies BUT bella is replaced with a 65 year old retired mailman from brooklyn named danny who constantly refers to edward as “a dracula”
bidoof: if anakin can believe a dude who literally just confessed to lying to absolutely everyone about absolutely everything for ten consecutive years when they tell him he can save his wife by killing a hundred toddlers, then anakin can and will believe
bidoof: biggest problem with the us economy: the coins aren’t even close to the right sizes. a quarter should be exactly twenty five times bigger than a penny. no exceptions
bidoof: it’s time to breed the ultimate rowlet.
bidoof: tumblr “a massive porn botnet has visibly propagated itself across nearly every post with over 1,000 notes for the past four weeks on a site whose tos allows 13 year olds to use it and its moderators are either powerless to do anything about
bidoof: gjhgfdfgh: my favorite useless pokemon fact is still i still think this exact situation should be the goal of the big evil plan of a pokemon organized crime group and if they succeed it blows up the entire world
bidoof: look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.
bidoof:tumblr “a massive porn botnet has visibly propagated itself across nearly every post with over 1,000 notes for the past four weeks on a site whose tos allows 13 year olds to use it and its moderators are either powerless to do anything about
bidoof: Grimes: *Accidentally breaks one of the cars* Oopsie The Tesla Factory Oompa Loompas: *Emerge from the shadows* Oompa Loompa doopity doo……. Elon Musk: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not yet….. Tesla Oompa Loompas: *Silently withdraw back into the
bidoof:i’m going to oxford to get my master’s in theoretical physics to fulfill my lifelong dream of one day understanding a rick and morty joke wish me luck
bidoof:god is there anything better than just laying the FUCK down? no, there isn’t
bidoof: mayonnaisevirtuoso: karamatsucc: im really dying to have ball capsules back for sinnoh remakes bc nothings better than sending out ur fav pokemon and having it accompanied by a bunch of colorful lightning bolts or swirling hearts or “FUCK
bidoof:New Tumblr Feature - “Wildcard Dashboard”: Populates your dashboard with completely random posts from any user (regardless whether you follow them or not) and from any time in no particular order
bidoof: Light Souls: uwu It’s Ok If You Don’t Win Edition