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“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
suckandfucktoys: Enormous cock length doesn’t matter that much to her, but substantial girth is mandatory. Yup, that’s what she says: “Stretch me or let me go.”
blaqonyxbishop: bearestroika: bearlycare: Isnt this you bearestroika ?? Uh, yup. That’s me. I still don’t understand the guys that don’t reblog. Thanks for tagging me on it, handsome. ;) Grrrr
fakevermeer: Test Your Vocabulary: how many words do you know? Most Native English adult speakers who have taken the test fall in the range 20,000–35,000 words. And for foreign learners of English, we’ve found that the most common vocabulary
somethingabitstrange93: LOL, i know this is porn, but thats not what i find awesome. Look at the guy laying down’s face. hahaha, hes just like “yup, this is happening, sick.. someone get me a fucking sandwich”
slutintraining: Yup, that was me this morning. (And last night before I went to bed.) (And at work before that.) (I may have a problem.)
straponslave: This one describes me perfectly! Yup that’s me!!
bearestroika: bearlycare: Isnt this you bearestroika ?? Uh, yup. That’s me. I still don’t understand the guys that don’t reblog. Thanks for tagging me on it, handsome. ;) Mmmm
shelikestosuckit: Yup. That would be me upon encountering my first real big one. Uh huh. O.k. so any guy’s first question, after reading a comment like that one, has to be “How big is a ‘real big one’?" From the
pulseonporn: pulseonporn:Cum covered slut…yup that’s me! Giggles …and yup, you’re mine!
Anon answers under the cut!Oh, that’s cool. I don’t read Homestuck. I tried it and it wasn’t for me.You’re welcome! It just seems more logical to do it this way.Yup, that’s exactly correct. She uses her zappy hands.Oooh, why spoil the mystery?
I added a break in here to cause less cluster on your dashboard. Info below. Edited* To make my previous post shorter and not as hysterical. I failed to deliver legal documents that proof that I own my paypal account. I used a fake name on it, stupid,
callmemsj: plotprincessss: makitclap: makitclap: Anal queen Had to reblog this Well shit Wow she sounds just like me 😝, “the only dick that can make me cum daddy”. Yup that’s me alright
notamonsterjustmisunderstood: ASK ME WHO DAN LAMBTON’s BUTT IS ON?! Oh wait YUP THAT’S ME harharhar I am very pleased that this moment was caught on camera bc I remember it very well….. wait whut I’m a little creepy but its ok ((((;
lizlemonism: putapoeonit: quoth the raven, “yup, that’s me!” missed opportunity “that’s poe raven”
stfuconservatives: seriouslyamerica: ladyatheist: logicd: Yup Neither person would fucking “scare me” if they were walking through my neighborhood at night. Oh, and we’re just straight up lying now and saying that he had “gang related tattoos”?
clarknokent: farfrompaid: Dis that booty that was green Yup, had me fooled for a min too
thebootydiaries: saucycanadianmaple: thebootydiaries: me seeing a meme: yup. that’s a meme right there. the kids on tumblr would go wild for one o’ these. that’s some content if i ever saw one. yu p remember that one content? yup. good stuff
yup, that’s me!
April Fools Day just reminds me of the time I texted my Mom that I shaved my head bald and she replied with "it'd probably look better than the hair style you have now". Yup, that's where I get trolling from
Yup, that’s ME!
yup, that’s me! all-mighty-powerful-poopie I love you
whitefangwolfgang: norieeeseaweed: rainbowsandmonsters: i was in that mood alll damn day yup that was me today yep that’s been me for months…
Yup that's me
just-shower-thoughts: We buy the shampoo that most accurately insults our hair. “For dry, lifeless, dandruff addled hair” - yup that’s me.
steeldragon666: electricunderwear: scream2013: kentvee: blaqonyxbishop: bearestroika: bearlycare: Isnt this you bearestroika ?? Uh, yup. That’s me. I still don’t understand the guys that don’t reblog. Thanks for tagging me on it, handsome.
yrbff:can I interest anyone in a variety of inappropriate and/or awkward laughs(by booksofadam for us)
patheticgoth: ill break my own heart before you break mine
lazyyogi: I can’t tell you how many variations I have heard of “I’m not flexible enough to do yoga.” and “Meditation isn’t for me, my mind just won’t stop.” Yet if someone said they were too weak to lift weights, would we take that excuse
