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ymirsama: why do guys ask what color your bra is like what you gonna jack off to the color beige
sinidentidades: Life hack: Die to get out of your student loan debt
inbalanced: that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest
iinthebackofmymind: “The bad part is, you have to be careful when you share all the bad with your girlfriends. Because YOU may forgive him, but we don’t, honey. That’s the thing. If he screwed you over, he screwed me over, because you’re
deepthroatdemon: my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”
okaymad: when your mom tells you to get off the computer
toastdurr: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out hELL YES
partybarackisinthehousetonight: listen, son. your dumb night light just makes it easier for the monsters to find you
morningstorm: spacemuffinz: hawaiiansquirrel: luanlegacy: stanley-tsaii: Just a set of quick photos I did for class. you lost all your energy before you even walked out the door? you lazy bum That’s exactly what a monday feels like kinda what
rupindeer: I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
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"Your pretty for a black girl"
Your mental illness is lying to you.
Your mcm invite his friends to hide in his closet while he has sex with you
your-local-mexican: protectnormani: groot: KIM PULLED OUT Receipts! 2017.. What kind of fucking world am I living in that even Kim Kardashian has to fact check the joke in the WH.
goldenpoc: nate2coolforausername: heaux-ass: Omg 😂 How you gotta treat your man when he looking fine in the Romper OHHHHH MAAAAAN
yuung-sloth: Your mcm jacks his meat to ya pics and never likes ya IG photos. I’m the mcm
tai-chi-guy: legendaryrebelcollection: tai-chi-guy: manwithoutborders: Throat kick… It’s the NEW throat punch!! Daaaayum I don’t know what martial art or the rules, but maybe don’t lead with your face. True! Especially when she does the
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tinybed: performative: Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of 2018 will be for you 🗡💌💖🐴👏💞🥁🎶🍚🐸 fuck
spirantization: you can’t be a bisexual if you’ve never dated a girl. all bisexuals must submit proof of dating history before becoming fully licensed and must be registered to continue practicing bisexuality. please renew your licence every 5 years
relaxxxing: white people: black people need to-white people: if i was black i wouldn’t-You’ve never been black, so shut your mouth.
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youre-a-fucking-bitch: You know..♥
your mom didn't carry you for 9 months for you to be a fuckboy
Your bestfriend gonna see the fuckboy in him before you do
Your smile is my medicine, please stay.
your smile is my favorite 💘
A lil' Preppy in Your Step
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