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“I don’t care whether your birthday video is cut or uncut, but I am curious about something else of yours.â€
That’s right whore, I put it in your ass. I wasn’t joking when I said your body belongs to me now.
You thought I was joking when I said I own your body….this ought to show you
Dear @cameronesposito, I love you. And your wife @rheabutcher. And @ronfunch. And all of your jokes. And the wonderful evening you’ve provided tonight. Thank you! ❤️❤️ (at The Roxy Theatre)
akapinkiepie: a7xlovr: l0stinthethrill0fitall: yatir: REAL FRIENDS THAT GOT YOUR BACK. Lmao TRUE FRIENDS I LAUGHED SO HARD… Take notes everybody TRIad Beatdown, GO!
I want your lips in public But we both know the world ain’t ready for that yet So take my hand, in secret Take my heart and put it in your pocket I want the limelight with you [x] ..or the streetlight in an empty parking lot, that’ll do.
howawcard: Display your impressive knowledge of human anatomy while you let your girl know that her beauty has some serious scientific consequences. Bones Card by How Awcard on Etsy
sub-mom-incest: Good girl mom, how does your ass taste? You dont seriously expect me to answer that do you son, Ive never done that before and I only did it because you asked so many times! And can you not refer to me like that, I know your joking around
manuelmoncayo-diary: OrangeFlorian, 08.Nov.2014 There is no distance between your jokes and reality. My dreams get me paranoid, your dreams make you forget reality and reality is relative. I am puzzled about life, is just a phase.
When your friend finally understands your joke....
cldrawsthings: uhm so just a psa please do not claim ANY of my gemsonas as your own even if you’re just joking. Those are gems i made for myself, they are MY children, and they’re very dear and personal to me, so i’d appreciate people not saying
crimsontentacles: Sometimes your artistic improvement is not only what your hands can do but also what your eye and mind can understand. Few years ago I was looking at some works of my favourite artists and couldnt even comprehend how they are made. Color
blueberryface replied to your post: jadebloods replied to your post: @ever… he slipped his turgid member past her panties into her moist hole, and jizzed all over. “cum for me you dirty slut” he whispered, rubbing his spunk into her forehead
daclusia replied to your post “Tell us your fav Pokemon girls, but considering just their anime/game…” Didnt you say Iris was part of your faves too ? did you just accuse me of liking Iris? lol
miraculoustang: OK OK ILL DRAW ABOUT THE UPDATE GOD, HERE. I AM SO FUCKING SORRY THIS WASNT THE IMAGE I WANTED TO POST OH MY GOD THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PRIVATE INSIDE JOKE IM SO SORRY OH NO. IM SO SORRY ROSEMARY TAG FOR GUMMING UP YOUR OTP TAG
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck When doing this, make sure to hide your cat and dog. They might take ‘em
Imagine your favorite character running up behind you and picking you up, spinning you around, and then setting you back down with your head against their chest and their chin resting on your head. Before you can ask them what’s got them in such a
newyorksjojo: newyorksjojo: newyorksjojo: newyorksjojo: newyorksjojo: knock knock who’s there your anime your anime who your anime a shit
wind-upkate replied to your post: okay, no joke, I get my ass kicked in …hahaha I love you this is one of my favorite memories of the cohortI love you, too, I just can’t believe our cohort is so… white bread…
When your alpha says he has a friend over… that means you get ready. That friend wants your joke on his dick
problemactic: forcing your friends to laugh at your jokes
fishgrl0: pomfette: date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked I’m pretty sure this is how Clint feels about Natasha
weaver-z:Imagine being a reverse Superman where you’re really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you’re actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the
Reblog and tag with an inside joke between you and your best friend
yohlo-sassakura replied to your post: yohlo-sassakura replied to your post: this… yeah he can pop in and see dr thunderland jr im sure that will go gayly i mean greatly that’s not the only thing that’ll be popping between them
pomfette: date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked
roboluvsunicorn: 4 Another years old prompt - this one from nijibug asking what my favorite Gintama character is. No surprise it’s Shinsengumi voiced by one of my fav seiyuu. For me, Gintama is a series of prolonged ass and toilet jokes occasionally
margoverger: fashion tip: splatter some blood on your face to make your eyes really pop fashion tip: Sew some razor blades into your hat to really give it an edge!
When your friends don't laugh at your jokes.
wusreallygoodie: aeon-fux: husssel: jerris: When your BIG #friend laughs at your #joke… 😂😂😂 omg manhandle me like that! LEAK HIS ADDRESS All I know is he played a security guard on Black Jesus and he lives in California niggas like
shingekinoheichoo: okay guys i know next to nobody will reblog this but please if a family member has ever made a “harmless” comment (what have you done to your hair/what the hell are you wearing/etc) to you about your appearance and it hurt you,
sociologyandlifting: If someone is offended by your joke, you truly aren’t funny. You’re just a massive rotten dick. “There’s always going to be someone who gets offended” is not enough of a justification for the shit spewing out of your mouth.
slimetony: mojav: I love how non-spontaneous all your jokes are… You’re as insincere as a fucking dildo at times, cause you’re funny as fuck, like a real goddamn dick. But every joke is just some phoney fucking dildo. Plastic, insincere as a
pacificrim: man i mean ill admit that i enjoy some dark/abrasive humor stuff but if your joke starts out like this:i think it would be wise to step back and reassess what youre about to say
zethie: rougeoctobre: i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help. also,
rougeoctobre: i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.
suicidegirls: Mel doesn’t like to take life too seriously. Heard any good jokes lately? Reblog this and share your jokes with us :) Join the site see this girl strip down to nothing. http://www.suicidegirls.com/join So cute
suicidegirls: Mel doesn’t like to take life too seriously. Heard any good jokes lately? Reblog this and share your jokes with us :) Join the site see this girl strip down to nothing. http://www.suicidegirls.com/join Reblogging this once again but
I mean I guess life really has hit rock bottom when you sign yourself up for a Rockabilly dating site and your Dad tells you to join a Christian dating one -___- all sick jokes
fishingboatproceeds: This is one of my favorite moments in the movie: Gus makes a joke about Isaac’s disability and then Isaac is like, “Not only am I going to call you out and refuse to accept you making me the butt of your joke; I’m also going
Send me jokes on anon Cheesy ones are welcome
when your class average (of 3 classes about 100 students total) for your first exam is a 55/100 because literally no one had time to finish the exam (it was like 20 pages long and we had an hour lmao) and your professor says he only takes “partial blame”
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