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cheatingcaps: You walked home, a smile on your face. Your dad, who could sometimes be an asshole, had told you on the phone that him and your uncle were perfectly happy to look after your girlfriend in your absence, and he had congratulated you on choosi
mother-son-incest-love: WHEN YOUR MOMMY WANT TO GO OUT WITH AN ASSHOLE———SPANK HER HARD—–AND SAY HER THAT YOU ARE THE MEN IN THE HOUSE!!!SO YOU CAN OWN YOUR MOMMY !!!lets chat about mom/son or some other dirty shit @kik: KikUsername: Mom_Son_Fun
thedezgyrl: A place where you’re deity parent just fucking dumps you on your human parent. Not telling you that you are this crazy, superhuman demigod. That gets hunted down and almost killed several times because your deity parent is an asshole. -The
As you leave the house you see your tall black neighbor coming over again while your mom is tanning outside. That guy is such an asshole, always talking shit about your dad and making fun of you. You wonder why your mom is so nice to him all the time.
lunchboxpussy: Lunchbox’s 99 things to do with an asshole: Try using your chicks (or dudes) pooper for some putt putt golf. Assholes arent just for dicks. ;)
Only assholes drink and drive on New Years Eve. Make it your resolution to not be an asshole.
stonedcoldcatt: mama-macabre: Dear men, Stop using “fat” as an insult when women reject you. In fact, stop being an asshole altogether. Dear women, Don’t let “fat” be an insult. You’re so much more than your body. (Credit: byefelipe
showoffpictures: …sometimes you just need to make an exception for an asshole Send us your best shot and “show off”
That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from your sandwiches, and sleep on your chest at night. Even though you know he knows you’re allergic. You’re too afraid to tell your mom that you’re being terrorized by the
fleshlighterx: Fleshlights are democratic: it’s for everyone and for every sexual orientation. You just gotta choose between a pussy, a mouth, an asshole, or even an unidentified orifice or alien slit. Pound yours, Fleshlighters!
Please, give credit where it is due and reblog. Don’t be an asshole and just copy images, text or video to your Tumblr. Also, don’t remove the original text to post a link to your blog. Always post your own text below or above the original
teatastic: damemuri: how about you assholes stop changing your urls i can’t keep up (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧ is an asshole 5ever
I really dislike how people misinterpret Ayato. He is really not that bad and he isn’t the only one who forces Yui to do things. Yes, he is an asshole, but ALL the brothers are assholes. But how is he not that bad? I mean it sounds like youre trying
moshmallow: I don’t give a fuck if you feel the need to oppress gay people because homosexuality is “against your religion”. It’s like me saying you shouldn’t have rights because your religion is against my logic. Just stop being an asshole,
awkwardshapes: aweomse: what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s well then my soulmate sure is an asshole
awkwardshapes: aweomse: what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s well then my soulmate sure is an asshole Then my soulmate is even more perverted than me… Im good with this.
diaryofapussyboy: Becoming a Pussyboy, Step #1: Train that pussy. You want to be a better pussyboy? Here’s your first step: get some toys. Everyone’s got an asshole. Training it to be a boypussy takes a little work. Here’s what you’ll need: An
scix-in-the-back-row: ladugard: Hey kids! It’s time to learn a new word in Swedish! Today’s word is; Olla: the act of touching an object with your penis in attempt to defile said object and really just be an asshole to whoever owns it. no i doN’T
fmnzm: paintdeath: mama-macabre: Dear men, Stop using “fat” as an insult when women reject you. In fact, stop being an asshole altogether. Dear women, Don’t let “fat” be an insult. You’re so much more than your body. (Credit: byefelipe
poopcop: mymodernmet: Colorful Cat Backpacks Feature Bubble Window for Traveling like an Astronaut Send your cat to space jail for being an asshole
just-shower-thoughts: It must have sucked to be one of the servants in The Beast’s castle and be turned into an appliance forever just because your boss was an asshole.
transloverinchicago: niemacream: niemacream: I want to squeeze your dick with my asshole.. Ever got head from an asshole? 💚@transloverinchicago
stappls: femtabulous: stonedcoldcatt: mama-macabre: Dear men, Stop using “fat” as an insult when women reject you. In fact, stop being an asshole altogether. Dear women, Don’t let “fat” be an insult. You’re so much more than your body.
exhaustedtrini: se0ctopus:Guy wanted me to make him a queen-size blanket. What an asshole. If you can’t afford an artist’s price, just say “thank you for your time” and go. They’re better than me, after that “that’s what
renfamous: British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.” American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
stonedcoldcatt:mama-macabre:Dear men,Stop using “fat” as an insult when women reject you. In fact, stop being an asshole altogether.Dear women,Don’t let “fat” be an insult. You’re so much more than your body.(Credit: byefelipe on Instagram)Yesssss
thecrazyfilipino: Do not use your issues as an excuse to be an asshole. Everyone goes through crap, but that is not reason enough to try and make everyone else miserable.
Oh course he will get mad, you don’t call up your friend and tell your friend to tell him that you lost the baby, you should always tell him first, no matter what. Even if he’s an asshole, a dumb ass or anything that comes to your mind when
femtabulous: stonedcoldcatt: mama-macabre: Dear men, Stop using “fat” as an insult when women reject you. In fact, stop being an asshole altogether. Dear women, Don’t let “fat” be an insult. You’re so much more than your body. (Credit:
stonedcoldcatt:mama-macabre: Dear men, Stop using “fat” as an insult when women reject you. In fact, stop being an asshole altogether. Dear women, Don’t let “fat” be an insult. You’re so much more than your body. (Credit: byefelipe on
predatory-heart: stonedcoldcatt: mama-macabre: Dear men, Stop using “fat” as an insult when women reject you. In fact, stop being an asshole altogether. Dear women, Don’t let “fat” be an insult. You’re so much more than your body. (Credit:
castrationqueen: stonedcoldcatt: mama-macabre: Dear men, Stop using “fat” as an insult when women reject you. In fact, stop being an asshole altogether. Dear women, Don’t let “fat” be an insult. You’re so much more than your body. (Credit:
renfamous:British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
gabberstag: im not your average asshole im an asshole with a blog
cherikkisses:renfamous: British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.” American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE
turntechdraws: bubbly-skullz asked: hello i just want to say that i love your style and drawings, so could ya draw me a cute dave, please? uwu Whispers he’s an asshole but he’s a cute asshole uvu
averypottermormon: cherikkisses: renfamous: British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.” American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE
pakeeztani: whites Wow, what an asshole!!!! That’s your mother! MY MOM WOULD KILL ME!COLD BLOOD MURDER ME IF I DID THAT TO HER!WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE!WHERE IS THE DISCIPLINE?
lunaomsol: stonedcoldcatt: mama-macabre: Dear men, Stop using “fat” as an insult when women reject you. In fact, stop being an asshole altogether. Dear women, Don’t let “fat” be an insult. You’re so much more than your body. (Credit:
thetomska: Alcohol is NEVER an excuse for being a piece of shit. Largely alcohol just lowers your inhibitions and makes you more likely to say what you want to say and do what you want to do. If someone acts like an asshole when they drink it’s because
drawology: madamemonster: Asshole Cat being an Asshole “Whiskers, you’ve disobeyed me for the last time.” “No Shadow, I’m sorry!” “This box shall be your tomb!”
ho-ho-ho-those-dead-frenchboys: ackergay: Meninist sounds like an infection. If you or a loved one suffer from meninism, talk to your doctor about Not Being An Asshole™. Side effects may include self-realisation, acknowledgement of women as human
ho-ho-ho-those-dead-frenchboys: ackergay: Meninist sounds like an infection. If you or a loved one suffer from meninism, talk to your doctor about Not Being An Asshole™. Side effects may include self-realisation, acknowledgement of women as human
cherikkisses: renfamous: British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.” American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A
walk-like-an-egyptian replied to your post: #1 asshole award goes to me Shut up youre one of the nicest people i know dont make me kick you. Haha Samira thanks, but you only know the small, nice part of me ;)
sexlovemarijuana: stonedcoldcatt: mama-macabre: Dear men, Stop using “fat” as an insult when women reject you. In fact, stop being an asshole altogether. Dear women, Don’t let “fat” be an insult. You’re so much more than your body.
fartpiss: stonedcoldcatt:mama-macabre: Dear men, Stop using “fat” as an insult when women reject you. In fact, stop being an asshole altogether. Dear women, Don’t let “fat” be an insult. You’re so much more than your body. (Credit: byefelipe
paintdeath: mama-macabre: Dear men, Stop using “fat” as an insult when women reject you. In fact, stop being an asshole altogether. Dear women, Don’t let “fat” be an insult. You’re so much more than your body. (Credit: byefelipe on Instagram)
