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“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your side.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Credit to geothebio for the doodle.
“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re the ones in your eyes.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”
“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed Bach and forth all night.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“Even if you were a serial killer, I’d ride in your cab.” Submitted by crimescenegiggle.
“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?”
“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”
“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?”
“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your heart… Would you mind buzzing me in?”
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you catch my drift.” Submitted by andyouwere-barelyholdingon.
“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.” Submitted by maskedcity.
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“Would you let me come into your ‘cab’ with my 'harpoon’?”
“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”
“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t talking about your analysis.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
“I would take your hand even if we weren’t handcuffed fugitives.”
“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can change your mind.”
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let me inspect the work of art in your pants?”
BBC Sherlock pick-up lines: Pleasing the shippers and displeasing your family since 2012 ;)
“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”
“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”
“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in bed?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d much rather play with your balls.”
“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s father?”
“I’d wait for you even if you faked your death and didn’t return for three years.”
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“I have an app that can steal anything… including your heart.”
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”
“I would care if your life was at stake, even if it didn’t help save you.”
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your real body?”
“I would sniff your second hand smoke even if I wasn’t going through cigarette withdrawals.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“Do you want to see what else I could present for your pleasure?” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s number, would you like mine instead?” Submitted by anonymous.
“A Black Lotus flower isn’t the only thing I can put in your mouth.”
“I’d love to have a look around your top-secret areas.” Submitted (with photo) by cumberbitchsandwich.
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put your fingers.”
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”
“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady were to cockblock us.”
“If you give me your heart, I promise I won’t put it in the fridge.”
“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”
“I’m not your type? Don’t worry– I’m sooooo changeable.”
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
felkina: “You just gonna look? I already told you I will let you take your pick… But if you remain indecisive I will make it for you and make you cum until your balls are dry! So hurry up and pick dammit!”
nannasghost: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A FUN ART MEME??? pick a drawing your friend did, and redraw it in your style, and then friend pictures a drawing you did, and redraws it in theirs! i bet that would be fun
