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“Woah, little brother, calm down. I said I’d give you a blowjob, not pay off your credit card bills, okay? This isn’t a big deal. I think your little crush on me is cute and it’s not incest if I’m just sucking your dick,
Back from another afternoon maxing out your credit cards and plunging you ever deeper into financial ruin and your rightful place with the bums down under the bridge. Too bad your fat wife and ugly kids will suffer too, but anything connected to you I
Ok, your dreams have come true. You’ve seen your wife in the playsuit of your fantasies. And you are chained in the kitchen. Now your going to make my dreams come true. I’m going shopping with your credit cards. If you want them back
Being the kind of dom that in a potential dynamic wouldnt even question if you hade some lone time with the wand scrolling through your favourites while I cook dinner for us. Also the kind of dom to take your atm card away or all your toys or make you
amaranthdesires:Being the kind of dom that in a potential dynamic wouldnt even question if you hade some lone time with the wand scrolling through your favourites while I cook dinner for us. Also the kind of dom to take your atm card away or all your
princess-kitten-cumslut: ryuko: have your wallet ready while waiting in line take off your headphones (if you’re wearing them) hand your cash/card directly to the cashier (please don’t just drop it on the counter!!!!) be polite!!! please and thank
skhole2use: Now faggot, how am i supposed to use this picture for your Christmas card when you close your eyes like that…now OPEN your eyes and smile for the camera and trust me, you’ll be punished for acting like a 4 year old child in front of the
Ok, your dreams have come true. You’ve seen your wife in the playsuit of your fantasies. And you are chained in the kitchen. Now your going to make my dreams come true. I’m going shopping with your credit cards. If you want them back the
kimreesesdaughter: The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have
hotwhiteguy: hotwhiteguy: i lost my number, can you give me yours no no no not your phone number your credit card number
imacheatingwhore: I see that’s a lot of you boys are trying to add me on snapchat. I won’t accept your username until access has been paid for. After I receive your gift card and redeem the gift I will reply to that email asking for your snapchat
rnedia: son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never
03410774: Welcome to DMMd♂ AirlineFor your safety, please ensure that your seat belt is fastened. ✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈ JUST TAKE MY MONEY AND I WILL BE YOUR PLATINUM CARD MEMBER
ddestr0yedd: milkychao: Your Chao is very healthy! Please take good care of your Chao. this is exactly what the doctors office like when you get your weed card
coastrobbo:theoneandonlysputnick:Cards Against Humanity’s booth at Pax was literally made of cardboard. They were also handing out free condoms to promote their new game “Clusterfuck”. Which is a game about having sex with your friends.Cards Against
coastrobbo: theoneandonlysputnick: Cards Against Humanity’s booth at Pax was literally made of cardboard. They were also handing out free condoms to promote their new game “Clusterfuck”. Which is a game about having sex with your friends. Cards
Oh my god I just remembered that I have a card that says [on the outside] “You’re in my inappropriate thoughts” and on the inside “I hope I’m in yours” Helloooo Valentine’s Day!!
drarna: son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never
Reblog if you encourage people sending those excellently shitty valentines cards to your inbox
doomy: truedoommurderhead: doomy: carloscotablr: doomy: things I cut myself on today: - a graphics card - a mayonnaise jar lid How even was opening it too hard why were you opening your graphics card wanted to make the video games real
kimreesesdaughter:The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have
destiny-islanders: Don’t download the new software update for your phone, Prom. Your dinosaur iPhone 5 will probably spontaneously combust and text your credit card numbers to all of your contacts. Twitter | Redbubble | Ko-Fi
hockeylvr42: coastrobbo:theoneandonlysputnick:Cards Against Humanity’s booth at Pax was literally made of cardboard. They were also handing out free condoms to promote their new game “Clusterfuck”. Which is a game about having sex with your friends.Cards
yahoo-backstage: A concert just isn’t a concert without an encore, because sometimes once just isn’t enough. Why should your credit card be any different? You can also earn cash back not just once, but twice, with the Citi® Double Cash card— earn
mtnrebel: Ever try to buy some gas and the damn pump won’t take your credit card for some reason? We were about out of gas and the pump wouldn’t take my card. I thought we were going to end up walking home.Mom went in to talk to the clerk. He looked
rachelovesklaine: Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between
uhhhthena: ppeebee: jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS. i’d have 6 free donuts. I’m gonna steal my friend’s report cards.
bustysister: “Woah, little brother, calm down. I said I’d give you a blowjob, not pay off your credit card bills, okay? This isn’t a big deal. I think your little crush on me is cute and it’s not incest if I’m just sucking your dick, right?
Just finished 2 more holiday cards :) The only time I can get shit done is when I’m supposed to be in bed at 4:07am and going to die the next day! Gooooo me!
flr-captions: His Money is Hers #1 Darling…looking at your credit card statement… Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband and Chsissy Image Credit: https://www.pexels.com/photo/woman-holding-card-while-operating-silver-laptop-919436/
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