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“I’m sorry my face puts you off. Perhaps you’d prefer my dick?”
“I made you some shoes.”
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it black or drugged?”
“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size of my cock.”
“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”
“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making into shoes.” Submitted by britishentertainmentobsession.
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you– and believe me, I will have you.”
“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get lucky with you, you might even be a good one.”
The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’d say I love you, but then I’d have to kill you.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So do I, if you get what I mean.”
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”
“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but you brighten up my world.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I should get you into my bed instead.”
“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted I could make you.”
“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake something else of yours.”
“You make me so happy, I spray painted a smiley face on our wall.”
“I’ll tease you more than Arwel Wyn Jones.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“You are the grape of my eye. Apples are boring.” Submitted by bandofbaskets.
“I’d love you even if you got Towerhouse wrong.”
The best of series three (so far!) from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines. Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! May you all get lots and lots of kisses, chocolate or otherwise <3
“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need a dog, I’ll put on a collar for you.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.
Hey guys! I’m working on new t-shirt designs because my current ones aren’t selling too well, plus I wanted to come up with a generic Sherlocky graphic that I could pair any pick-up line with. Do you guys like the look of these? And which
“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)
“If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just wait until you see my dick.”
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
This is just a test to see whether or not I’m able to upload photos. If you can see this, it means our wi-fi is finally 100% functional, and you will have a new pick-up line on schedule again starting tonight!I’m so sorry for leaving you guys hanging
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.â€
“When you said you were on tinder, I realize you meant buried in Magnussen’s bonfire, but I’d still like to swipe right.â€
“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make a date with you no matter how difficult you were to schedule.â€
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
“Are you the Carmichaels’ broken window? Because there’s only one of you.â€
“If you thought The Abominable Bride pushed you to mental and physical extremes, you should see what I can do in the bedroom.â€
“I would let you in my house even if you were a reptile.â€
“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m about to go deep inside you and feel how wet you are.”
Your wife showed enough flesh to suggest that she’d welcome the attentions of the appropriate man. She left with him and the next morning she phoned you to ask you to pick her up. The hickeys on her breasts were very noticeable and she asked you
samaoki70: Which one do you pick. All have been whip broken. You let me know the one you pick and I will give you detail information on them.
mypleasuregirl: An hour before Noon, you picked up the phone and called Daddy while he was still at work. “Come home for lunch,” you suggested when he picked up the phone. “Manners, princess. Always, manners,” he reminded you
cum-in-kleenex: You help her pick what she wears out and she helps you pick what you wear while staying home like a good cucky hubby
rygabe: OKAY BUT LIKE… LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW THERE’S NO MORE CRAMPED OVERWORLD MODELS AND YOU’RE IN YOUR FULL TRAINER MODEL ALL THE TIME?? AND EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW WHEN YOU PICK YOUR STARTER YOU LITERALLY PICK THEM UP GAME
misstylersmith: Doctor: Rose, let’s be real. My instincts are better than yours Rose: Why is that? Doctor: Well, you picked me, but I picked you. Rose: … Rose: you won this time
I was rewatching “Back to the Barn” with my little sister and at this part she said “I think Pearl must’ve picked up Steven and put him on the seat, because its so tall but if you look its just the right size if Pearl picked him up”, which
kingxanxus: do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are
freddiethorne-deactivated201412: - What’d you think? You, paired up with him? - What’d I think. Well, you don’t pick your parents and you don’t pick your partner.
carpebutts: empress-homogay: “oh i love your name” “thanks i picked it out myself” is an A+ trans joke me, making fun of cis people: “nice name, did your mom pick it out for you?”
daf-fittie: minuty: ““If you love a flower, don’t pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies and it ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation.”” —
creepyalex: daggerfencer: best-of-memes: Rich people showers creepyalex if you could pick any, wich one would you pick? daggerfencer the second one or the 6th, you? creepyalex 4 or 7 :P
bygodstillam:maybebees:sliceofhorror:i’m tired of quizzes where you have to pick Men so here’s one where you pick some cats and then i assign you one of my friends’ cats this is the best quiz ive ever taken in my life i wanna marry op
thej0ry:Getting really annoyed because when you got to heaven you find out that you’re allowed to pick whatever age you want to be to spend your eternity in, and you pick something 20ish or whatever but your best friend who died before you that you
sissysunivers: You can only pcik one! Wich one do you pick ;) If I can only pick 1 I pick in my ass.But really want both.
Be strong, handsome<3 Its crazy to think how much our lives would have been so different if you picked me years ago and if I had picked you this summer. I know you said you wanted to quit smoking for me because I hated the smell so you probably would
is picking out a christmas tree supposed to be a happy thing? or is anyone elses family like mine where you pick one out but no one ever agrees on a tree so when we eventually get one we spend the entire christmas period hating the person who picked
imout0: if u call me small it’s required by law that you pick me up and carry me #JEN#PICK ME UP YOU FUCK I live in California you dork, How am I suppost to do this??
asianastarr: Remember when we to Cali? We were at Universal Studios City Walk and we were picking up one item each to remember our trip. I bought yours and you bought mine. This is what you picked. Love you, my best friend💋❤️ This is an epic
nikeemunstr: “ If you love a flower, don’t pick it up, because if you pick it up it dies and it ceases to be what you love. So, if you love a flower, let it be. Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation. ” ― Osho
