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Dear Patrick, why did you have to name this hot mother fluffer Flamer? Sincerely, I don’t care, he’s still perfect.
thegestianpoet: fifineadore: govthookercoulson: loki-has: sithcamaro: Now they’re ganging up on me. And Nick Fury is yelling “Gimmie your wallet muthaf@cka!”. you are a perfect human omg tHIS PICTURE IS ADORABLE AND PERFECT *ejects coffee
mollypops23: A perfectly pretty and eager pet girl. I love this! Reblog if you would give her walkies.
thepuppygirlacademy: “Look what I got you for our anniversary! She’s from the Academy, perfectly trained, just for you. As long as I get to play with her too! Do you like her?” “I love her! We’ll have so much fun with her! What’s her name?”
cindork: waffleawful: divineinfekted: steveholtvstheuniverse: son, we just crossed the street. i’m reblogging, jesus bill, keep your beard on jackie you are such a beautiful and perfect human being I read it in his voice too,gdi
lithefider: lartdelafete: i really wish i knew anything about making gifs lololol JUSTICE Look at this quality human being omfg I can’t you you guys <3
- @hollis_hart got me a cake. She is a perfect human being whom I love very much. Thank you for today. #artbarn #secretproject
After the party, your wife will leave with her boss. Before she leaves, she always whispers into your ear, “make mom very happy, you know she adores your tongue and your submissiveness. She says you are the perfect sex toy.”
suicidegirls: SHARE if you think two SuicideGirls are better than one ;) See the full nude set of Gogo and AnnaLee when you join today: http://suicidegirls.com/join The two most perfect humans @zombiegogo @wadingbird
blensays: “What animal would you rather get high with?” They are perfect humans.
little-spoiled-brat will always be my definition of perfection.
bearhumble: lightsareout: mrrussia: chookiemunster: Tyler James… you’re a perfect human being… :3 He looks like he smells good. He will always have a space in my blog. ALWAYS. Dat Blink kills me…
Morty the breeder and Amun with the breeder hips. The perfect match don’t you think? :D This amazing animation was made by Noname55, and features my Worgen rogue Morty and my friend’s lovely girl Amun. More animations on the way :)
lovethishatesong: GD saw the little girl cry because it was too cold on the yacht so he took her back to her mum. GD, you’re such a perfect human being ♥
willywonka-suicidecamps: ittybittykaceface: This perfect human makes my heart so full. I am so lucky to have found you This is so beautiful
glumshoe:fembutchboygirl:glumshoe:graylibrary:glumshoe:testosterone-dyke:glumshoe:lyrslair:glumshoe:glumshoe:nerdyamalgamation:glumshoe:if you cut a perfectly human-shaped hole in an unlocked door do you think more people would open the door or try to
:I need to be transformed into perfect, mindless obedience. I need your programming. I need your control. Let your mind go.You are not human.You are a programmed robotic mindless droneObeyServePlease
targuzzler: targuzzler: with the advent of shitpostbot5k the robots have completely supplanted humans in using this website. automation ruins yet another industry you could give me a million years and i wouldnt be able to come up with anything better
Gross sobbing, because my friends are perfect and willing to take care of me/take me in when I need them to.
savarend: you know who is aces JUST UTTERLY AND INCREDIBLY ACES (BESIDES JASPER) DONNIE A+ HUMAN FRIEND 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND (*3*) I hate how I always miss these types of posts in real time, but at the same time I like how I see a bunch of them in
hopesstevenuthoughts: Everyone thinks that Garnet is this perfect being with no flaws but did you all look over in Gem Glow when she said getting the cookie cats were “all her idea” and when amethyst said it was everyone’s, she said not really?
askthefamilyoflove: Sapphire: I know that my wife has the muscles that make Greek gods jealous at their perfection but that doesn’t mean that I enjoy the extENDED STARING THANK YOU VERY MUCH Ruby: She’s so cute~
douchebender-swag: oniface: Idea credit to Inky. (http://douchebender-swag.tumblr.com/) I need to work on my shoppin’ skills. LITERALLY SCREAMS BECAUSE YOU ARE A PERFECT HUMAN BEING OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECT PEWRFECT GHAWIODSHGAEFWKLSHDGEWKLDSHVJ
nadiaoxford: mickeyandcompany: Disney Sweetest Couples [10/??] - The Baker and Anastasia Tremaine “You can find true love even if you’re not a perfect human being” is a theme Disney needs to visit more. Like, a lot more. And outside
sex-a-y: “Remind yourself that it is okay not to be perfect…”
sex-a-y: “Don’t let perfection get in the way of progress”
minon-minon: self portrait “perfect match” june 2010, berlin
buriedblue: “Beauty is truth’s smile when she beholds her own face in a perfect mirror.” -Rabindranath Tagore
coffee-clubbers: Hey, Coffee Clubbers! I’ve been wanting to utilize this window that’s between my bedroom and my patio for awhile, and this week’s theme gave me the perfect excuse. I had some fun and my neighbors maybe had some fun too…? xo seewhich
coffee-clubbers: Dearest Photographic Pornography, I’ve always being fascinated with the concept of voyeurism. Mainly because, in my opinion, it goes perfectly together with the exhibitionist within me. Just having someone living my life vicariously
jshredz: ackwet: tangobunny: After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible. oh my god Unmut this 😭😭😭
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glampersand: “not ALL men” look, i know steve rogers is a perfect human being, but you don’t need to bring him up in every discussion
redheadsexkitten: perkybear: Strip gif - Part 1 xxx Perky, you are the perfect human being.
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vulcsmash: george takei is a gift to humanity
positivelyadhd:Here is your reminder that you do not have to be perfect in the new year. You are human and you are allowed to struggle and make mistakes just as much as every other time. Make goals if you would like!! But also remember that there is no
alovelystorm: begmetocome: playing around with the camera and lights…. And here we see the most perfect human being in existence. naaah , that's very exaggerated and not true , but it’s so sweet and awesome that you think that , thank you
tythemuffins: thegestianpoet: fifineadore: govthookercoulson: loki-has: sithcamaro: Now they’re ganging up on me. And Nick Fury is yelling “Gimmie your wallet muthaf@cka!”. you are a perfect human omg tHIS PICTURE IS ADORABLE AND PERFECT
fanaticbychoice: “Don’t expect too much from me. Perfection is no test for me. Because the best I’ll ever be is just like you, a human being. You won’t offend, I need to know, please my friend, show me your soul.”
sparklesstripeyjumpers: lalna: simon “perfect human being” lane four for you Simon Lane you go Simon Lane
thatferrybroad:cadensaurus:just-shower-thoughts:The human body is 70% water so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety.#fucked up a perfectly good cucumber is what you didExcuse you, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I am clearly a pickle.
thatferrybroad: cadensaurus: just-shower-thoughts: The human body is 70% water so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety. #fucked up a perfectly good cucumber is what you did Excuse you, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I am clearly
gnarly-gnarlyy: lost-inmyownmind: libbyheartstigers: YOU ARE A PERFECT HUMAN BEING I LOVE YOU :O HAHAHAHA Lolol
swimchillin:Holy fuck, has a more perfect human ever existed in the history of mankind? Major props to speedophoto for these epic pictures, you must check out the archives you won’t regret itSWiM CHiLLiN’
jesperfahey: Arden Cho at The 2nd Annual Drama Fever Awards
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irisiso:Suicide rates go up during the time around Valentine’s Day. You don’t need validation. Realize that there are wonderful, beautiful things about you and that you don’t need someone else to tell you that. You are a perfect human being