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zenaxaria: when you just tryna have a good time but then you realize you have cummy shorts n you need to chill lmao Sweet jesus
demetriamotherfuckinglovato: theblackjordanbelfort: listoflifehacks: If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it! You niggas need jesus I wanna do the drink mixer one
bubblebuttland:bubblebuttland: Reblog if you want to get COMPLETELY DESTROYED like that 6.853 guys that want to get destroyed? Wow, you all need Jesus
hopeissuffering: fuzzykitty01: orangewave: bakamic: izzy-sukeban-jones: if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later? ^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it? Step one: step two: Y’all need Jesus.
yourdaddysnaughtythings: Daddy knows what you need, princess. Jesus Christ. THIS. Is. How. You. Kiss. Your. Woman.
inbetweenthelineart: where-is-my-sanityyy: I always find it comical when Christians (mostly whites) say racist things bout Arabs. Like did you forget that Jesus was Palestinian? And if you need a geography lesson, Palestine is in the Middle East, which
lanadelcuntflap: neuroxin: when you just got bred by a girthy monster and you run to the toilet but your hole still got that gape Y'all need jesus i swear
eatyourpie: eatyourpie: ananke: eatyourpie: SMH white boys shouldn’t be allowed KIK. what a fucking asshole jesus christ Tell me about it, I don’t know why I bother. Never forget. Wow what a dick as if you need to prove to anyone that you
tayloracleswift: thetattedstoner: rhsin: ? Dear god here you go Pizza Hut you earned this SWEET BABY JESUS
thisutahbear: greatcanadians: thtguy900: boywitharabstrap: chateaubleu: fratguydream: I need to find a doctor like this He’s a doctor. Why does he need to do pr0n??? Unless! He has a twin brother. In that case, thank you, baby jesus! I don’t
youaremyneverendingdream: mullingayr:I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ They are called extroverts
This is the only Jesus I know. This is the only Jesus I need. This Jesus actually does something for me. I know this Jesus exists, ‘cause I see him working on my lawn. Where’s that other Jesus guy you keep telling me about? What has he done
gaughn-seer-of-heart: skylarghost: weasleyrocksyoursocks: seong: I AM FUCKING SCREAMING BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER SWEET JESUS You have your mother’s cheek bones godDAMMIT NOW WE’RE SHIPPING CUTLERY TUMBLR YOU NEED TO S T
mullingayr: I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
the-shadow-speaks: Y’all vegans need Jesus.Seriously, you vegans need to calm the FUCK down. Why bother outraging on posts that have pictures of meat, or even something like milk and fucking cookies? Does it REALLY trigger you? Do you REALLY look at
greedy-little-bastard: // I don’t these two are ever going to get along.//“ What? I’m just saying his gun doesn’t look cool! Jesus!” // Yeah, but you also kinda insulted him, ‘ya know?//“…Who died and made you King Nice.”
ryoji-dearest replied to your post: trollcatty replied to… omFG IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU I DID NOT AND JESUS THAT S NOT SOMEITHN GOYU JSUT USHERUSRHFESRFJEWOSRJUIW Shh it’s okay hunnie, there’s no need to be embarrassed. I simply
iamtonysexual: twerktastic: whenever someone offers you money say ¥€$ “hey man do you need a few bucks for lunch money?” “YENPOUNDOLLAR” “whoa jesus calm down my dude just take it”
idoartandshit: Who needs a white Christmas when you got a beautiful blue one. #sunnywinter
surprisebitch: shitpost-senpai: studiotrigger: please tell me this is photoshopped you keep telling them they need jesus, so they took you up on it. look at those fascinated kids I’m the woman in the yellow, desperately trying to escape
nextyearsgirl: This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this: The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able
fuzzykitty01: orangewave: bakamic: izzy-sukeban-jones: if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later? ^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it? Step one: step two: Y’all need Jesus.
otpprompts: Imagine person A (and person C if an OT3) of your OTP reading in the bed. Suddenly person B bursts in through the door, wearing a priest costume they somehow got and yelling “YOU’RE GOING TO NEED JESUS AFTER I’M DONE WITH YOU TONIGHT!”
jaiking: youngharlemnigga: greedyjaguar: youngharlemnigga: brianashanee: Eenahsanairb bruh bruh you need to see her instagram…. sweet jesus. *finds her instagram* *thirst follows* Follow me at http://jaiking.tumblr.com/ You’ll be glad you
tj-593: bourgeoisea: tj-593: My fingers smell like multiple mens’ assholes. Whoops. can you tell me what borough of new york you’re in? i’m gonna mapquest 24hr churches near you 1-800-I-Need-Jesus.com
shitpost-senpai: studiotrigger: please tell me this is photoshopped you keep telling them they need jesus, so they took you up on it.
nosdrinker: ohfuckitsmarykate: I need a cock to suck and fuck right now, ugh what you need is Jesus
firelordzuko: chemicallystraightenedchicken: nosdrinker: ohfuckitsmarykate: I need a cock to suck and fuck right now, ugh what you need is Jesus actually she needs a cock to suck and fuck thats what she said im pretty sure she needs jesus
yourbadgrrl: Jesus! her-master: What was that? It’s bigger than you thought? I know, little one… yes, I know. You need to relax… here comes the rest of it…
I always find it comical when Christians (mostly whites) say racist things bout Arabs. Like did you forget that Jesus was Palestinian? And if you need a geography lesson, Palestine is in the Middle East, which means that Jesus was indeed middle eastern.
butterfly-being: need agreed
jesus-h-pervert: Take her when you need her
guccikeychain: how are you all gonna say you haven’t seen a fox tail butt plug on tumblr before dude they get the meat goin’ stupid skrong y'all need jesus if you don’t know what that is, srsly
jasonholderblr: themanstalker:HI themanstalker: The Lord has all power to supply to you whatever you need(Phillipians4:19). your friend in christ jesus the lord jasonholder. SO ARE YOU DROOLING YET?….SPOTTED AS HE WAS PUMPING GAS, THIS CUTE STUD KIND
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multiplegenredisorder: sirdukeofearl: surprisebitch: when you ridin cowboy and sit on the tip then feel your walls gradually expanding as you slide down Have you heard of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ because sounds like you need him? Why? Is
I’m having withdrawals ‘cos you’re my drug of choiceand when I’m with you I get so fucking highI can’t just cut you out of my lifeI need that hit to still feel alive
gallifreyanturtles: mullingayr: I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ The word you’re looking
spiritualinspiration: “God will supply all your needs according to His riches in Glory in Christ Jesus” (Philippians 4:19). Aren’t you glad we serve a God who promises to supply all our needs! When you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior and follow
i fucking hate when my mom even brings Jamie up even when its not in a mean way. like WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HER. no youre not trash talking her ‘cause you like her but COME ON.
lokischampion: mullingayr: I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ You are my type of person.
camokid: hashtagwhitegirl: If you have a deathwish and you know it, clap your hands. NO to the power of FUCK THAT Have y’all lost y’all damn minds! y’all muhfuckas need jesus NOPE ON A ROPE NOPE ON A ROPE AKFJDILGKRSNKHFBLN What if you
sfmfm: multiplegenredisorder: sirdukeofearl: surprisebitch: when you ridin cowboy and sit on the tip then feel your walls gradually expanding as you slide down Have you heard of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ because sounds like you need him?
dollys-heart: I just realised if anyone ships Hanji/Isabel it could be called Hannibal.
thyrell:captain-price-officially:Have y’all tried marrying people you like?imagine opening the newspaper over your morning coffee and the first article is a piece by your wife about how much she fucking hates you