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“Dad, the view is amazing! The beach is right there! Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”“Yeah, that I should take you back inside and fuck you.”“Dad, what? I was think we should go for a swim. Daddy, what are you…?”“Come on, move!”“Daddy,
insomniagrrl: What I want from you doesn’t involve this until much later in the evening… You know the significance of initial intimacy… Petting… Loving… Talking, listening, staring. Kisssssssing… The finish of your taste on my lips… The
what tits were made for.
What I think everytime kitten comes out with some kinky Idea that even I haven’t thought of
what pigtails are for
Is this what you wanted when you asked me to fuck your throat kitten? ‘yes Daddy’ Good girl, now what do we say? 'Thank you Daddy’
Fucked into a drooling mess…What every man aspires to do to his lady.
You know I have no ability to demonstrate self-control with you. So what happened that day in my office should not have been a surprise to either of us. Teasing me with that perfect ass. I’m certain we could be heard beyond the walls and the
You know what? Fuck it.
You know what I haven’t taken off in a while? Pants. Let’s fix that.
silly-lily-misses-jacks-noir: dropitlikeitshussie: f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t: fuck the police if you know what i mean okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family.
It’s FRIDAY….now you KNOW what that means….
samanta-m: danicansing: zerosuit: tachikoma: When you cheat on your diet This is too much! Hhhhhaaaaaaa you know what …
cartel: I hate it when the edge of the sink is wet & my shirt gets wet. This is how you fucking make me feel.
180,000 thousand notes telling me to read the instruction booklet? a 180,000 plus notes… telling me to read the fucking instruction booklet. What the fuck man, are you fucking serious?! I’m about to turn on my DS right now and take a picture
allrightfine: Anon: WHAT THE FUCK. What. the. FUCK. First, congratulations on putting together the single most infuriating ask I have ever received. That’s quite an accomplishment. Second, if you’re following me, although who knows why you would
shaclows: yxxz: yxxz: you know what’s really odd? numbers not divisible by 2 That joke was so bad i can’t even
tomoeto: lifehackable: More Daily Life Hacks Here ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I CAN BECOME A SMURF BEFORE I DIE OF EATING TOO MUCH M&MS
quietlyglittering: tastefullyoffensive: It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo) all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole
trustedwings: frauleinninja: this post has fucked me up more than any other on this site Okay but no, do you understand what happens to a caterpillar once it’s in its cocoon? It completely turns into goo. That’s right, GOO. The damn thing dissolves
lychgate: there was no good way to layout this comic without actually taking time to do it so heres another steamy dorito faced bad touch sempai san and shota boy chapter, a lil bonus if you will
what if twink mink.
My grown ass was ecstatic for Beyoncé and Jay, so the fuck what
You know what’s more stressful than possibly living paycheck to paycheck, possibly having to buy a new car, possibly have my father in law drive me home to Colorado? Having my husband not talk to me about any of this shit because it stresses him
"She was happy and careless. Reckless even. She didn't give a fuck what anyone else thought. She was in this till the last song. She wanted to dance every dance, and not stop till her feet couldn't carry her any longer. She felt so deeply it ate her up
writeswrongs: You know what the worst part is If some white French bitch had this name there would be white bitches in line sucking their teeth to utter it like an expensive cheese they couldn’t afford to eat or a champagne they couldn’t afford to
sailorcipher: if tad strange is in fact Square Demon you know what this means, rightwe will have skinny white conventionally attractive humanization versions of two different characters with the same voice OH GOD
dailydceu: You know what they say about the crazy ones.
articuno2011: It’s a new year, you know what that means? NEW RWBY EVENTUALLY
snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:snow-white-and-little-red replied to your… The fuck you mean I used butter one time jfc >u>
theramblinganalyst: Listen, “asshole with a heart of gold” is a good trope but you know what we need more than that??? Dumbass with a heart of gold. Just, a complete moron who cares a whole fucking lot. An idiot who would die for a stranger. A goddamn
Fuck what people think
tunacaptor: rogierinthedeep: lordoftheinternet: toy story but with the grown up kind of toys if you know what i mean you got a friend in me They’d still be called woody and buzz
HA! I am literally nauseous from reading this last sentence. Are you fucking joking? I want to throw up. I can’t practice yoga in the nude in public, anywhere in the world, apparently, because someone will “mess me up,” which could include physically
