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the-fandoms-are-cool: a-muser-in-a-trench-coat: the-fandoms-are-cool: oswinsoswald: #iT’S LIKE ITS FUCKING FLYING MAN DEAN WINCHESTER! HOW DARE YOU DRIVE SO RECKLESSLY! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL’S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY IN

luckylittle: daddys-caramel-candy: parhelions: I hold the opinion that as an erotica author™, the absolute highest compliment — the very fucking zenith of sensual accolades — I could ever provide is to gift you notebook paper panties. Click the

fuckmethroughthesheets: Like if I get too demanding or forget to say please or don’t ask nicely you should absolutely (like please for the fucking love of god) follow it up with a sharp slap to my face or my cunt and an, “Excuse me? You don’t give

strictpigowner: fuckmethroughthesheets: Like if I get too demanding or forget to say please or don’t ask nicely you should absolutely (like please for the fucking love of god) follow it up with a sharp slap to my face or my cunt and an, “Excuse

Here’s an idea: don’t you dare fucking tell any human being what to do with their body, ESPECIALLY regarding their weight, you absolute trash human.

sushinfood: me, a canadian, talking to an american who’s sick or hurt: have you tried—no wait that costs money for you… what about—no no, that costs you money too, doesn’t it? …god, that’s absolutely fucking nonsense, eh? what do they expect

gay-isnt-an-emotion-ghirahim: bellaquerida: nightmareloki: ultarama: jedi-wizard-hobbit: [x] #is this really the same guy that had the lead role in all those academy award-winning movies Absolutely. Elijah fucking Wood, ladies and gents. #you

ierohero: ierohero: people who don’t talk in the tags? lawful evil if ur blog is just an endless stream of posts with absolutely no commentary I’m fucking terrified of you tbh

rock-hopperhazuki: me, a canadian, talking to an american who’s sick or hurt: have you tried—no wait that costs money for you… what about—no no, that costs you money too, doesn’t it? …god, that’s absolutely fucking nonsense, eh? what do

doccrogsoddblog:inspredwood:itoodreamincolorandrhyme:charlibaltimore:NYC is such an amazing placeThat was dopeWho are these demons?the band is called “Too Many Zooz” and you can find their stuff on bandcamp! They’re absolutely fucking stellar and

facts-i-just-made-up: It takes up to… No, wait- Horses in modern America are subject to… Uh… Okay- Diapers are quality controlled by an elite team of… You know what I got nothing. Absolutely nothing. What the fuck am I seeing here?

shinoboobs: what a surprise it’s absolutely pouring outside it’s rained so much this summer what the fuck minnesota what are you doing?? first an unbearably cold winter then a snowy and still cold spring then the rainiest summer we’ve had in ages

aliece-eve: princehans-kingnothing: This entire movie was an emotional roller coaster but this is the scene that absolutely shattered my heart. Why the fuck do you people do this to me. At the worst possible times.

ierohero: ierohero: people who don’t talk in the tags? lawful evil if ur blog is just an endless stream of posts with absolutely no commentary I’m fucking terrified of you tbh

typical: jaimerats: this brought me to tears. it is absolutely fucking disgusting. i’m so mad, upset, angry. please please please spread this and if you have an instagram report SHOYEBG and let’s get this fucking piece of shit removed. he needs

the-absolute-funniest-posts: im-a-potato-fuck-you: “Is it a boy or a girl?” *sheds a single tear* *whispers* “It’s an American” *bald eagle screeches in the distance*

bumsrmytning: Oh fuck I’ve never let anyone cum inside me before… You’ve absolutely swamped my cunt with spunk…It feels so good but you do realise I’m not on birth control…Shit what if you’ve knocked me up…That’s an awful lot of spunk

the-mad-starker: ghoulwizard: unpatchedglitch: cobaltdays: cobaltdays: I love going to Olive Garden to get bred getting absolutely rawed at the olive garden fuck off …. As an avid ABO writer, you’re all giving me very bad ideas.

asgardreid:@johnniewaswolf you’re from California you don’t get an opinion about fried chicken Absolutely go fuck yourself!!! I’m black. That’s all the legitimacy I need.

asgardreid: johnniewaswolf: asgardreid:@johnniewaswolf you’re from California you don’t get an opinion about fried chicken Absolutely go fuck yourself!!! I’m black. That’s all the legitimacy I need. Yeah yeah that’s neat don’t you have

asgardreid: johnniewaswolf: asgardreid: johnniewaswolf: asgardreid:@johnniewaswolf you’re from California you don’t get an opinion about fried chicken Absolutely go fuck yourself!!! I’m black. That’s all the legitimacy I need. Yeah yeah that’s

It is absolutely fucking hilarious how easy it is to find parking on my campus on Fridays versus literally any other day of the week, when it’s so sparse you have to arrive half an hour+ early and drive around in circles waiting on someone to pull

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