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i-want-spankings: baby-make-it-hurt: donbenjamin: I don’t wanna leave but I gotta go right now…. His snaps fucking kill me.Likeeeee why are you so attractive?! OMG
bellehunter: YES I’M IN LOVE YOU Oh fuck. that fine layer of soft hair fucking kills me.
lynx-you-fucking-nerd: Why are you looking at me like that of course this is an actual translation [Madoka! Madoka! Kaname-san!]
domnator: Oh fuck, stop, stop, stop! Give me a hit of that shit, you’re killing me!
gallifreyburning: #the if you want #kills me every single time #like look at this fucking dude #keeping it together #because he has to #because this is his shot #and when i read a really sappy tentoo #i get really angry #like don’t you think #and
coatieyay: @mcsweezy pls full res no U PLSPLSSSPLSSSSSSSSSI fucking love thisit’s so goooood
shylittlebaby: You fuckers trying to kill me?
sweetheartkandi: Fuck tequila That is all. #Dollarita lol stay awayyyLove you.
forgotten-moonpath: watching someone else’s playthrough more like: “yes now pick up that loot. the loot. it’s right there. pick it up. why are you opening the map already. there’s still loot lying around. pick it up. pick it— wHY ARE YOU
pluto-suxk:I’m a classic man, you can be mean when you look this clean I’m a classic man 🎵🎵
robotsharks: robotsharks: Spiderman AU: Being a hero is tough. Having a crush on your room mate is tough. Having a room mate who has an obsession with your super hero alter-ego is really fucking tough. And having the room mate who you’re crushing
itcuddles: fiercegifs: ME AF ME LMAO
shipping these 10-year-olds was much less confusing when i was also a 10-year-old but hEY HAPPY PALLETSHIPPING DAY
jbfelcher: Just got home from work; it’s way too humid for pants. Fucking hell, New York, you’re killing me.
keith-and-shiro-were-dating: mercedesbenzodiazepine: colbucci: @ men This video honestly fucking kills me I can’t even tell you…she’s an Aries This looks familiar 🤔
teithepony: tsyolin-sounds: whitetail-music: railyx: theblackparrot: williamcafox: oddbagel: dicksploiter: bobnintendo: the-batlord: Just fucking kill me, youtube. it fucking works holy shit you have got to be joking DISSAPOINTED. ALSO REALLY
freekbugg:herbalist-witch:kendrysaneela:dawnbutterfly:magicalballerinaprincess:tiktocks:Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing. School shootings. They don’t want you to hide guns. This is where we are,
allmyswallowsorg: “Where are you?”That fucking killed me at the end!
syameimaru: “Bob, can you believe this match-up?! Raymoo Hackery, the all-star we’ve known for several seasons of offense … and she’s playing defense! What a draft pick that was! And she’s got her work cut out for her, too. You remember
someone combined the feels guy shit with the goat thing, you people are fucking killing me with this shit. jesus fucking christ.
dpc123: devonbrookxphilbrooks: Dean….. You’re fucking killing me here!!! I just want to…. God! I don’t even know what I would do!! Oh sweet lord I may never get to bed…these are great
[bursts through your bedroom ceiling and lands directly on you crushing your fucking sternum]
A guy in my diversity class complained about how using they as a gender neutral pronoun is ~grammatically incorrect and he added “SORRY, I DON’T WANT TO BE THAT GUY…” Uh. Well done, dude. You were that guy. Good job.
nafei07: “Brother,do you want some cookies?”
southernsideofme: Mad Dog Mattis If you fuck with me. I’ll kill you all.
manywinged:humans need a threat display. there should be a socially acceptable universally understood way to say “i swear to god if you fuck with me i’ll kill us both”.
pro-ana kills me inside
gotitforcheap: niggasandcomputers: ytoob: alunaes: k1mkardashian: what the fuck did i just watch… omg is this real? YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING KILLING ME TONIGHT this really cannot be real WHY IS SHE NOT PROTECTIN OBAMA RN ? WHY IS SHE NOT OUR SECRETARY
hardcoretangled: heyy-annie: Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew you [x] GOD the last part fucking killed me so much I couldn’t stop crying.
textposter: gotitforcheap: niggasandcomputers: ytoob: alunaes: k1mkardashian: what the fuck did i just watch… omg is this real? YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING KILLING ME TONIGHT this really cannot be real WHY IS SHE NOT PROTECTIN OBAMA RN ? WHY IS SHE
eyeofcompassion: lampsarepeopletoo: ytoob: alunaes: k1mkardashian: what the fuck did i just watch… omg is this real? YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING KILLING ME TONIGHT this really cannot be real i was about to masturbate and then i watched this video and
spiritpawz:My head is fucking killing me boys. While I recuperate from the New Years, you bitches should be at my feet servicing them. Your rightful places are under my fucking feet.
ackermom: reasons sims 4 will kill me before i even get it parties with glowsticks raves??? you can move whole rooms and buildings!! multitasking!! you can download new content without leaving the game??!? sims with emotions?? real emotions!! sims
cosmic-artsu: As suggested by aobabe, Mink in the bikini Clear picked out. …S-somehow I feel like Mink would kill me for this. ;w;
sslyblue: Source
irl slyblue replied to your post: thinks about dmmd girls in see-through…are you trying to kill me oh my god nOIZshe’d have on a cute pair of thigh highs too and there’s a remote being held in them that leads up to a vib inside her fucking
I hate you Zexion. That wasn’t fair. That wasn’t fair at all.
i'm fucking spent, jared!
lunalovesgood: i want to be you and fuck u
i-heart-scully: I’d rather be sad with you than anywhere away from you.
doingoxyinchurch: This thread on Twitter of deaf people describing sounds they heard for the first time when getting hearing aids is killing me. The sounds that fucked me up the most when I got my hearing aids were light switches, finger snapping, and
thephotogfeminist: dicksandwhiches: Kills 9 people in a brutal assault. Is armed when found after a manhunt. Still isn’t placed in handcuffs. This is the definition of White privilege. THEY GAVE HIM A BULLET PROOF VEST. Are you fucking kidding me?
actuallygrimes: if you want to make james happy tell him he looks like harry styles (p.s. he’s been wearing one direction shirts around the house but won’t wear them in public because he doesnt want anyone to think he prefers 1d to taylor swift)
moerines: roses are red and coffee is cold i lied its hot but not as hot as you
killerblackberrypie: americanpsycho1991: i’m now seeing posts that are basically accusing therapists of being the same as ““““neurotypicals”””” who tell you that doing yoga will cure your depression and it’s fucking killing me because
thisistheageofignorance: forced-laughter: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE omfg ITS BACK. The good lord is tempting me.
estoma6mp: mercedesbenzodiazepine: colbucci: @ men This video honestly fucking kills me I can’t even tell you…she’s an Aries I love secretarybirds
livethefaggotry: You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore… #just fucking kill me now #holy christ #no #CHILDHOOD DREAMS ARE DEAD
casualprivatepinkie: emkaymlp: railyx: theblackparrot: williamcafox: oddbagel: dicksploiter: bobnintendo: the-batlord: Just fucking kill me, youtube. it fucking works holy shit you have got to be joking DISSAPOINTED. ALSO REALLY HAPPY TO KNOW
whothefuckisjessicalange: grammylesslana: You tell me life isn’t that hard. SHE FUCKING KILLS ME JESUS H CHRIST
b-eing: i love bein laid on! idc if i cant breathe properly! kill me i love you and dont get up!
my-fucking-mind-is-killing-me: Si, Yo Tambíen Me Odio c:c www-mordere-tus-labios-salvajemente.tumblr.com <—- Sígueme y Te Sigo♥ [Follow Me And Follow Back♥]
1D You Changed Me
tigersj-aw: forestaurus: chanel-tiger: floweurli: concising: theskinnytaste: I swear to god I can read “you hurt me” reblogging bc wow this kills me IS THIS REAL How nature, bitch
romeojulietsblog: pankhurikunallkoblog: Shs fully dressed …..you have a dirty mind if you see something….. Ohhh fuck… She make my dick erect any time, anywhere any how….. Goddd. You’ll kill me someday definitely….. My ‘SEX GODDESS’
carternbarnes: THE WAY JOHN LENNON LOOKED AT PAUL MCCARTNEY IS KILLING ME And the best one… ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?
180mph: im not passive-aggressive. im just aggressive. i dont even know what passive means. that doesnt make me stupid. ill fucking kill you
euo: do you ever just wish somebody would violently beat the living fuck out of you
a-beautiful-minddd: shaynthehero: cessford: Mila Kunis eating out Natalie Portman. How can’t this be on your blog Fuck Tumblr you are killing me! THANK YOU I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF