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You wanted to experience what I can do to you?I couldn’t help but smirk a little when you first asked. On the phones at work, those brief moments when you managed to prise the details of my sexual appetite from my lips. Perhaps it was the tone, maybe

Every time you sit on this couch you will remember: her boss fucked mywife on this very couch, in front of me, as I meekly allowed it to happen.

You blushed deeply; you knew that the quick glance and her smile meant, “tonight, I’m going to have sex with your wife again. I know that you know about our affair, but that you’ll never dare to interfere. She’s mine now.”

You had never imagined that you’d go home to find your wife with another woman, much less that you would be the one saying, “I’m sorry, honey.”

You followed you wife submissively, her lover was already in the room … Watching was VERY humbling …

hey, you with the teeth (1796 words) by luvotomy [AO3]

What The hell you hoes over there hiding

First you say “I’m a guppie”… …thanks for that kick in the nostalgia, Tumblr.

*thinks about their actual first ever SU nsfw art*wow that was so fucking furry of me - I should try it again sometime

So, a few people asked me when i started to read comics and all that, and maybe you know by now that we don’t have comic stores or anything like that here, so basically i started to read comics when i got internet, around 2004, of course my older cousins

You know, at first, I thought that Mina’s constant blabbing about a “doctor” was a reference to a Sailor Moon villain bearing the same name. Considering Mina’s design and overall aesthetic, this could make sense as she downright seems like a

glenjamin-danzig: dnlhrn: milkybarofficial: Why does everything sound like a meme nowadays “#2015 was basically one big shitpost” when i first read this i only saw ‘john cena slams donald trump’ and thought it meant into concrete SLITHERING

chainsawpunk: majortvjunkie: majortvjunkie: majortvjunkie: L is for the way you look at me O is for the only one I see V is very very extraordinary Egg @vectorv12

You’d think people would bury the fucking hatchet for one month a year but no y’all are still pissing around with your shitty ace discourse and ruining the first day of pride month for me so could y’all shut the actual fuck up and realize the community

muchymozzarella: wuffen: remember those good old days when you had to check the jackrabbit tag several times a day to keep up and new furries were born and made left and right ah that golden christmas season of 2012 yes and you could take a shot every

first night on eventide

: you first d e s t r o y then you c r e a t e

capaldiiscoming: Then you´re as good as gone, aren´t you?

You all have the patience of saints, to wait for me to get my shit together. Seriously. Here’s some early hannigram, in which Will isn’t feeling well and Hannibal insists on driving him home. ~Please mind the trigger warning in the tags~ ~~~“Do…do

why you should stop saying 'brony'

You're Either A Poet or You're Dead

you're either a poet or you're dead

kagaintheskywithdiamonds: raw9rytel: dunsparce: N-No, I would never wake up the babies… This is the first arbitrary barrier in this series I will accept Kanto: this path is blocked by a giant sleeping snorlax. you cannot wake up the snorlax except

You get tough. you get even.

summcohen: Welcome To The Hellmouth - First meetings

youkilledmefirstzine:© Lydia Lazarus Lydia is back you guys, go follow her!

You’re sitting in your room ~ door locked ~ with a pen in your hand and a blank piece of paper infront of you. Your hand is shaking, and the tears begin again - for the third time in the past hour. ‘To my family’ you write at the top of the page,

>sister falls asleep on bed >she sleeps like a rock and you don’t have the arm strength to move her because you’re a skinny white girl Awww hell, where am i going to fa- sleep now….

astrongerdose: do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard

“If Hillary wins, it’ll be the first time two presidents had sex with each other…”…that you know of…

momtaku: I want my first post of 2015 to be special. I can’t call this a follow forever, because I don’t follow everyone on the list. I’m strange like that. With most blogs I prefer to visit once a week rather than catch a random post in a long

vantasticmess: chibiyuuto: Preview of the first chapter of Card Captor Sakura’s new serialization! HOKAY SO my Japanese isn’t amazing but CCS is pretty simple and this is what I’ve got: –PICKS UP RIGHT WHERE WE LEFT OFF PRECIOUS BABBIES

rothinsel: I take that AU so seriously it hurts. Pharma is a gentleman, until he ravishes those pantalettes off of you~ (And those are Miss Aid’s best pantalettes. She was saving them for doctor Ambulon! You fiend!) [More of this]

baelor: ok with everything going on i have to know. how do you pronounce pokemon? po-kay-mon (kay rhymes with slay, day, etc) po-kuh-mon (kuh rhymes with duh, uh, etc) po-key-mon (key rhymes with see, tree, etc) reblog with the way you say it in the

you can't kill me if i kill you first.

you can't kill me if i kill you first.

you can't kill me if i kill you first.

You're a proper little slut, aren't you?

You’re Not alone by Owl City. Adam young is probably the only christian pop artist i listen to. it’s really amazing to see how far he has come from quirky little poetic songs tomore and more christian pop. this isn’t his first song like

the-amazing-bambi-man: What was the first thing you did, when you found out you got the role?

schennylane: Reblog and tag: where you live, primary language, and what you call these…

oedipus-wrecks: onthesideoftheotters: missjesiika: whycantyoubecoollikeme: what’s funny about this if it were the other way round and a guy dancing with 3 naked/showering girls there would be a massive uproar about it You know what funny is almost

When bae randomly calls you, because something just happened and you’re the first person they wanted to tell..

guysinshortsandsocks: You know they are hot via Gridllr.com — find your first love!

diekon: I’ve decided to make my first follow forever! Thank you guys for sticking around even though my blog changes a lot, ilu all. Here is a long list of wonderful blogs that you should follow; if not for their blog, then for the person that they

you can't kill me if i kill you first.

you can't kill me if i kill you first.

you can't kill me if i kill you first.

You can have her. But I get to have you first.

uh wtf to the guy who just submitted like 7 porn gifs and a picture of a penis and just captioned it “Dick” .. ok well good talk, you’re blocked now

first time viewers to a series i love make me really excited as well cause its likeFRIEND YOU’RE GONNA LOVE IT….

abcnews: 106-year-old woman has priceless reaction meeting President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama. “I thought I would never live to get in the White House, and I tell you, I am so happy!” 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

you have no idea how hard it was to put myself first and let you go

You had this look when you first woke up

per-sempre-parte-di-me: play-the-game: bl-ossomed: oaktreegirl: I scrolled past this at first and then I thought about it and I realized what it means what does it mean? It means do you need someone for the sake of not feeling alone and or sad

you can't kill me if i kill you first.

you can't kill me if i kill you first.

you can't kill me if i kill you first.

rhinocio replied to your post: anonymous asked:I’m really trying…Also finding something you want to draw and FIXATING on it. When I was first drawing when I was like 13 I drew Avatar characters on EVERYTHING. Picking one thing and getting

Okay question to people who got Overwatch; Do you just buy and download the game from the website and it goes directly to your computer or do they send you something with the game in it or what? This is the first time im getting a game for PC so I am

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