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Do you ever feel AT&T does this to you? I’m pretty sure it’s what just happened to me. #BendOverAndTakeIt
Do you ever look at someone you had a fling with and think to yourself, why did I even gag on your cock?
zackisontumblr: If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
do you ever feel like you’re the friend everybody secretly hates
bluhstrider: a japanese teenager sits his parents down “mom dad, im gay” “but son how do you know? are you in love?” the son shakes his head as a tear rolls down his face. he lifts his hands from his lap. they are bigger than
swav3y: The term “Hooked Up” is so broad, like did you kiss or did you do anal?
You were my safe place
mashable: Experiences you’ll only understand if you wear glasses.
Oh boy lol. The instant I post that I’m not turning my ask blog into pleasing various kinds of people, it loses followers. Ah well, I hope everyone knows that it’s not possible to even please everyone, no matter how much you try. That’s
tonidorsay: kasumychan: myed89: I do what I want You do not control me! I am so gpoy on these. And iffy about admitting it…
tinyconfusion:darth-tella:Do you ever just sit there and wonder what Tentoo and Rose are doing right now in Pete’s World?each other
shitshilarious: at what point do you realize you have too many lizards Looks like enough to dress up like little reindeer and to hook up to a little sleigh!!
mollywisen: I’ve been okay. How are you doing Anna? I’m doing okay. This reunion isn’t going as well as I thought it would…
johnathanwall: hotasianbitch: ? you know whatkeep doing you …
twenyonepilots: do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude
unsinkablelove: if you put your ear on the inner thigh of a complete stranger on the bus you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing”
raffe242: curlybynature-nappybychoice: hersheysxkiss: OMG this is me 😂😂😂 LEGALLY BLIND This is me at Chipotle! Lmfao I could see you doing this curlybynature-nappybychoice. Just there eating so,e chips n watching them struggle from across
itscarororo: haywood-you-stop-that: icexxxtea: faleep: pinkifingers: john-egberts-floating-arms: rick-sanchez: camiekahle: THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS
volatilequeen: alybatamilli: jantzinherpants: oddgeneration: alybatamilli: When you think you kakey🤔📏📐 👀👀👀👀👀👀 no offense…but what that mouth do 🙄? Pray ^^^
vanitysgrace: badangelness: effohhexx: saintanyjah: hooligansandgoons: Be my valentines? You got some food? “ shoutouts for shoutout? :D “ Do you date white guys? “Wasn’t you _____ ex?” Can I hold 赨?
elionking: thegardenofeedan: taint3edcakes: cyrilslady: buzzfeedrewind: Things You Forgot You Used To Do I mean I certainly remember getting yelled at for not going back to turn off the computer once it was finally done shutting down. Lmao the
kidxforever: gregwuzhere: kidxforever: What would you do if you was about to fuck somebody And they turned on some randy Newman (the motha fucka who did the music for toy Story) Unless it’s country or gospel (don’t try fucking to gospel music,
callmefrenchiie: poshhippybitch: jehovahhthickness: How do you have sex in the movie theaters and not get caught??? Teach me. 😏 AHEM. WELL. I got y'all. speaking from personal experience (I’ve had sex in a lot of places you really shouldn’t
A woman who truly loves you will stick by your side NO matter wht you do👌😘 & tht woman is ... Your mother cause it ain't me bitch💁
imstilljudgingyou: yayfeminism: “Nobody has more respect for women than I do” - Donald Trump when a serial killer has more respect for women than you do
Dear Tumblr, When you say "whites people" do you mean?
jayepm: thoughtsof-r: holybolognajabronies: imsoshive: bishopmyles: imkiwhereslevi: corbeezyyy: sorrowskitchen: vibraants0ul: When he goes from being sweet to fuckboy Accurate So so accurate ✨ Niggas really be doing 180′s like this lmao?
weaintaboutshit: gochellzgo: longway-jones: mollywhoppinghoez: bbitchmetoo: blackaida: caliphorniaqueen: buttcheekpalmkang: Marrying into a family of war criminals, coke heads, and alcoholics will do that do you. also being a white ^ im done
How do you say “It’s raining outside” in your native language or the language you are learning?
blazeduptequilamonster: heaux-ass: 🎵 this is what you do when you the single bitch in yo crew and you tryna get a man this time we bout to get SLOPPY 🎵😂😂😂 THIS IS A MASTERPIECE. The lyrics are perfection, he lowkey reminds of the
blackmattersus: “Do you believe racism exists?“ White people: No. "Would you trade skin with a person of color?” White people:
kelssiel: someonerelavent: “Barack. Barack LOOK. TWO QUARTERS I’LL BE HECKEN DARNED IF IVE EVER FOUND TWO QUARTERS AT ONCE IN MY LIFE Barack. Barack. Are you looking. Do you see them. Barack LOOK. look. I found them I did it it was me. All by myself.
kingkatherinee: theimaginarythoughts: destinyrush: teealwayschillin: nevaehtyler: this is iconic This shit is so hilarious Dude: Do you wanna get married?Girl: Yes.Dude: …..I gotta….. “YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt This
death–420: artist-refs: nevver: Undo the Damage of Sitting (Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)
quietly-islayem: thecoolestlame3: quietly-islayem: unflirty: hiyoupeople: unflirty: Wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them?????? What the hell do YOU do? i die? lmao what kinda question…. Real shit Imma tell em. Be bold and shit.
ankh-niggas-anonymous: zamaron: teamnowalls: zamaron: your mcm thinks this is dope. why daffy(the darkskin one) gotta be in jail for? daffy was pushin that’s why melissa duck told his ass to stop if i had to see this with my own two eyes, so do
ffsshh: surferskaterwbu: sschol: ffsshh: draw stick figures. sing off key. write bad poems. sew ugly clothes. run slowly. flirt clumisly. play video games on easy. you do not need to be good at something to enjoy the act. talent is overrated. do things
captioned-miscellaneous-videos: blairwitchh: this is literally the height of comedy tho Elijah: “Cristine, what are you doing?” Christine: “Just watching TV.” Elijah: “You’re in IKEA. It’s not on.” [X-Files theme plays]
cryptokitsch: mapsontheweb: Want to know which Waffle House location has the best views of the eclipse? if you do this you will straight up be permanently warped into another dimension
hi-its-meee: antifeminist-egalitarian: atheistjapanesesocialist: datablossom: azureleon: knightoflodis: I mean. I think it can be a little difficult to just describe why you love the friends in your life without including the stuff that you do for
fatandbougie: kanyeshrugtae: fancyladssnacks: goattrain: Do you believe in Serena Williams? I believe I highly believe i believe that lightskin nigga you drew ain’t supposed to be Serena. i believe THAT.
tarynel: tarynel: You see your co worker steal money from the register but they don’t know you saw.. you snitching or nah? This happened at my job and shawty got snitched on and fired. Wild. She was probably doing it for awhile. If we cool I keep
cardozzza: yelnatszeroni: cardozzza: yelnatszeroni: cardozzza: yelnatszeroni: mosespussy: yelnatszeroni: mosespussy: Owls are having LOUD ass sex outside my room Jesus What do you call owl pussy? What Whoochies I hate both of you
bangs8: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM
miizzyybabyy: nearly-headless-horseman: itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes: can-ti: wtf is this thing?it doesn’t even have joysticks..do you even rumble??!?pathetic looks like we got ourselves a youngster *old man voice* in my day, you had to shake
viewtifulmarkovich: mikkynga: kumateddi: Person: What do you and your friends talk about online He looks like a fleshlight It would have cost you Ũ.00 to not say that and yet you did.
fleshy-grapefruit: mens-rights-activia: xxrawrqueenxx: bleeding-salamander: xxrawrqueenxx: trueprospit: ok so you know how the change my mind meme is made a by a racist transphobe ? heres a new version for us all @xxrawrqueenxx you do not need
mjh0104: “Is she naked because you love her or do you love her because shes naked?” — (via 886503) The best thing I’ve read in awhile “Boffum.”-me
jehovahhthickness: blvckgeezus: randomawe: treygotguap: datrapbando:Me watching her trying to do it😂😂 There’s something wrong with all y'all niggas 😭💀 My little nut snorter Y’all gone die of pneumonia if you do this. But go right
tropicalfantasypapi: Me: I like my girls thick you know, so how much do you weigh? 👀 Her: I think I’m kinda THICC 👅, I weigh 1.. Me: 1!????!???
stepdadjesus: handful-of-dirt: grabdatgem: handful-of-dirt: grabdatgem: handful-of-dirt: What’s the point of a diary if no one is gonna stumble upon it centuries later and fall in love with you after you’re dead? Is this a vegan thing? Do
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benepla:charlesoberonn:Teen Steven: Garnet, what can you tell me about… um.. kissing?Garnet: I have been constantly making out with myself inside my brain for the past 12,000 years.Steven: I’m gonna go ask PearlTeen Steven: Hey Pearl, what do you
☮..What You'd Never Know..☮
zackisontumblr: Do you ever wonder if anybody has masturbated to a picture of you?
lameboob: lameboob: lameboob: how do you make someone holy you beat the hell out of them my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke
supsquark: why the fuck is there so much stigma surrounding going to the movies by yourself why the fuck do you need someone to help you sit in the dark and look at a wall for two hours “oh look at that dork they don’t even have a friend to ignore
Submission from @ps4rocks123:Finally got around to making a peri point black ops 3 emblem what do you think? Any suggestions on my next emblem?
…when you’re so focused on academics you have no idea that spring break is next week until someone says “what are you doing for spring break?”
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