Softcore and hardcore porn from Tumblr
search you at me on PinDuck or ClipFuck or TubeX search
submit your pics
“Are you Sherlock’s decanter? Because I can’t help but stare at you even when I’m talking to someone else in the room.â€
roughlydoesit: Look me in the eye and tell me you love me, cunt. The sound of you choking at the same time makes it sexier.
“Look Master… it’s so fluffy and soft. Let me lift it for you so you can inspect me… *blush* Thank you for making me your pet dog…”
Honey, I think it’s a bit odd that your boss invited me to have dinner at his house while you are on a business trip, but I though you’d be mad at me if I turned down the invitation. And, taking all this into account, don’t you think
I’ve been boldly flirting with you for a long while and your hubby hasn’t done anything yet.What if I take you to my room; would he confront me or would he let me give you at least two big …
these high stools are perfect for showing off my little shaved pussy. at least 5 guys got a wonderful lunchtime show - now you do too! like what you see?
You had me at <3
be-forever-grateful: pure-paradis-e: thedarksideofnerd: themilsonetwork: Open when you need to know how much I love you Open when you’re mad at me Open when you miss me Open when you’re lonely Open when you’re happy Open when you’ve had a
Oh, before I forget So some of you have been chatting at me? Using the new Tumblr chat system in attempts to talk to me, I mean. Yeah… Er, Note how I said at. I don’t read anything sent through it. If you want me to read, just send me
No Aru, stahp. She tagged me, okay. I’ll answer the questions at least. But this ends with me okay. Think of this as a TMI Tuesday questionnaire! Rules: Rule 1. Always post the rules Rule 2. Answer the questions the person who tagged you has writte
paigeinterrupted: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go.
thesubbburbs: Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate
spaceplantz: I want someone to look at me like they’re obsessed with me, like they can’t keep their hands off me and constantly want to kiss me yano.
chainsawpunk: majortvjunkie: majortvjunkie: majortvjunkie: L is for the way you look at me O is for the only one I see V is very very extraordinary Egg @vectorv12
Missing you😔 (at Ottley Hall)
xtremecaffeine: bootses: missvoltairine: “Don’t take ~chemicals~ like prozac, I heard you can get the same effect by eating 19 oranges a day, that’s only 570 oranges a month!!!” “Yeah I know you have horrible panic attacks but
photographicpornography: Miss Pornography, I hope that this finds you at the tail end of a good week. Things have been a bit off lately, and this image does a fairly good job of conveying my current state. I feel like I am constantly longing,
jelllyfloat replied to your post: If you can’t handle me at my hetero, … Hetero is nice too, keep up all the good work u3u <3 You get me.
amuseoffyre: dinkywinks: i want to see a lesbian version of queer eye for the straight guy except instead of giving straight people a makeover & making their house look nice, the lesbians get you a lot of comfortable clothes with deep pockets, make
starprompt: QUESTION STARTER SENTENCES “Am I dreaming?” “Are you an angel?” “Are you asleep?” “Are you hungry?” “Are you listening to me?” “Are you lying to me?” “Are you mad at me?” “Are you okay?” “Are you out of your
anime guy who is stalking you according to your zodiac sign
if you insist on shooting at me, will you please hold your guns properly! i feel insulted when one of your held-at-an-angle guns manages to fire a bullet that actually hits me.
savarend: hahaha 3,242 words worth of incestuous dwarves #dont even look at me oh my god #gandalfexmachina#JUST SO YOU KNOW WHO IS AT FAULT I WAS ABOUT TO QUOTE YOU FROM THE ASK YOU JUST SENT ME AND PUT IT UP. This is much easier.
devbasaa: Spader7 did this LOVELY commission for me! It’s just beautiful and wonderful and I could stare at it for hours. I’m posting the Fili/Kili pic separately from the large commission post she made here. Please go check out all her other
If you see me at a con:
ispyspookymansion:if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly
askboggle: egberts: do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass
mandalicious92: motherchuckinbasshole: sassygayrussia: motherchuckinbasshole: touched by an angel takes on a whole new meaning if you’re a whovian Or if you’re a supernatural fan. i was fucking waiting for you guys to appear
wasthatnotsideblog: just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that
missfreudianslit: Had a good time at the King Tut exhibit yesterday
Before you follow me, please take a look at my About Me, since then you Unfollow me! Thanks to all who follow me!! :)
jademccrohon: made a deal i’d do an ass gabbing picture, but it failed, hahah. Wow.You didn’t fail this at all, you’re doing it quite well. I’m liking that little ‘bump’ you got going on down there though, mmm ;)
imishmish: “Please, Sir, let’s go home where I can really please you.” “Kitten, you’ll please me when and where I tell you.” “I’m sorry, Sir. I just want to be able to fully please you at home,”“Are you saying you can’t fully
fuku-shuu: “…Are you just going to sleep in here tonight?” “……” “You have ten seconds before I turn on the water.” “At least put in some of that damn bubble bath you love so much before you go.”
I can’t do this I’m stupid There’s just no way What if I fail? They hate me Why me? I’ll never fit in They’re talking about me again Are they laughing at me?
I'm at work and the girl with me hasn't stopped bitching at me this whole damn time
imagineequius: feasibleweasel has me at gunpoint… help me… I mean. We Love Imaging Equius oh god help me. Imagine Equius Holding You At Gunpoint aahahahahahahaa help me u mig ht wa nna sto p imagi ning for a whi le I thought we all agreed to
internetcrisis: You don’t have to be more attractive. You don’t have to be attractive at all. You don’t have to attract anyone or anything. You are not a magnet, damn it. You can make anyone love you (trust me) but you don’t need to make anyone
I’m so tired of people telling me how pretty I am or how much guys flirt with me or look at me. First off, none of those things are true. But mainly what upsets me about people saying that is even if a guy did look at me or flirt with me, that’s all
Do we ever see where billy and white sleep at his mom’s house? Because if his mom believes they’re a couple… surely she gives them a room with one bed. Like. Are they. Sleeping in the same bed? Are they… you know…
I feel like this means nothing to you at all. Its been 4 months and we are still at square one. You need to stop saying things you think I want to hear when we get drunk. I know you don’t mean any of it and your actions after the fact prove it..
hold me, comfort me, whisper to me, even when the times get hard. kiss my neck, the palm of my hands, the curve of my hips, then kiss me gently on the nose. stare at me, and you will make me blush. grab me by behind and you’ll forever be mine. play
holla at me
de-caf: hold me, comfort me, whisper to me, even when the times get hard. kiss my neck, the palm of my hands, the curve of my hips, then kiss me gently on the nose. stare at me, and you will make me blush. grab me by behind and you’ll forever be mine.
Who got these niggas gassed up, tryina act tough? Talk shit and i'ma find out where you at bruh.
Who got these niggas gassed up tryina act tough? Talk shit and i'ma find out where you at bruh! Cause you could get yo beef cooked by this handy crook. Run up in yo crib and everybody gettin Sandy Hooked!
hella-bogus: endlessroadhome: hella-bogus: Ollie and her relationship with cats has not changed over the past couple of years @endlessroadhome Who else am I supposed to hug 😂 WTF ME. (Jk cats at more cuddly, if you hug me too much you might drown
suprchnk: girls never let you look at their face for a long time. it’s always “why are you looking at me like that?” cause you have a nice face that i enjoy looking at. then they wanna hide it, like what are you doing? this is not how this is
Moats and boats and waterfalls, alleyways, and pay phone calls, boy I’ve been everywhere with you 🎶 (at Plaza Mayor, Madrid)
I trusted you with my demons at 3 am and now at 3 am you haunt me with them
You want to apologize? Leave me alone. That can be your apology. Never contact me again. And definitely don’t refer to me by my real name or my nickname to try to prove your contrition, since that’s a big fucking red flag that you’re not at all
I noticed a lot of people don’t know how tagging stuff works so this is a little explanationwhen you make a post (text, photo etc) if you look at the bottom it says #tagsif you want your post to show up in a certain tag (so people who track that tag
Look at me ☮
“You scared me for a second there…”
If anyone puts gross explicit responses on my posts, even if I have a rauchy captions that makes you think, “omg this must be aimed at me!”I’ll block you
