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mycumslutsister: “Oh my God, I can’t believe my big brother let me tag along to one of his cool friends’ parties! You sure they don’t know I’m not 21? Oh my God. You….are amazing. I owe you SO big. Like…HUGE. No, seriously…’cause
I never thought I’d be able to draw one of these things but god knows it’s long overdue so here it is, an actual kiriban post! As of 10/28/13 over 1200 people followed this weirdo! Thank you guys so much for keeping up with my shenanigans
satanicliberty666: - Remember, bitch, you are weak and silly, your virtue is nothing to us and your faking god are unable to help you! Your holes are mine, and now I wanna feel your devotions to my cock! Start sucking now, you are my personal cum dump
saythankyoumaster: Tonight, you are mine, ma cherie.
whitefeminist: blueingreenonrepeat: “Or if I had a song that said “I am a gangsta”? Or if I had a song that said “I am a pimp." All those colors and petinas fit better….on a person like me, right? But to say you are a god? Especially
beautifulblackdicks: Beautiful Black Dicks I SUBMIT TO YOUR THICK BLACK DICK! YOU ARE MY GOD!
James Deen <3 you are my god
I got so irrationally angry at my computer that I called it a Cat.
You ever just get left by someone suddenly and then you are kinda pissed at them thinking “omg why did they leave me so suddenly, like you should only do that to people who are abusive and really awfu- ohwaitiwasafuckingpileofshitdon’tmindme” Still
cynical-cy: zanabism: nazaninam: mysticben: bavaduzgi: kinghispaniola: Lmaooo you can’t make this stuff up. White people are a joke lmao bye “In today’s society you can never be too careful” I.e. “we have no idea what Arabic is”
God FUCKING. I love when someone leans in close like they’re all buddy-buddy, and I PHYSICALLY MOVE FURTHER AWAY FROM THEM, and they don’t get the memo and fucking touch me anyway.
cupcakedinosaur: Having a 24 hour feels fest of “Oh god a series of controlling and emotionally abusive lovers have made me believe that I’m not worthy of friendship and I’m going to be alone forever but I have to be okay with this because that’s
toonskribblez:If any of you are feeling down, here’s Cookie Monster with a puppy.
Alright, koreans. You are officially SADISTIC CRUEL BASTARDS. Now I know what drops the Agent Katar. Now I know. My reaction? If people didn’t get it yet - FUCK YOU KRO. IN PRE-RE, YOU MADE ME RUN AFTER HIM IN HOPES OF GETTING A SPECIALTY
robinrealhood: no matter what you believe in, whether you’re religious or not, whether you have one god, twenty gods or no god i think we can all agree that potatoes in all their versatile forms are fuckin beautiful
overthemistymountainsliesadragon: fayethesuccubus: petrpetrpuckeater: myresin: thatsnicebutimmarried: The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???” “Come back here with whatever you’re eating!” “Don’t
owlystuffs: asexual-jirachi: bagged-a-bazooka: the-doritos-pope: I love the original video for this (“Never illegally download”)The volume levels on it are so borked there’s a guy shouting and it’s literally discernibleart. Holy shit you’re
obsessive-ninja: NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT SEXISM OR RACISM OR LGBTQ-PHOBIA AND SOMETIMES THINGS ARE JUST THINGS AND YOU DON’T NEED TO TURN EVERYTHING INTO ARGUMENTS FOR EQUAL RIGHTS
cute-stuff-bart: samuraikat: OH MY GOD. MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED OH MY GOD… WHY TOY STORY?! dear god. OMG WTF IS THAT … THE FUCK ? More here. OH FUCK. I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD RUIN MY CHILDHOOD ANYMORE. OH SHIT WHY WHHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
You know that feeling...
god-of-concupiscence: @god-of-debauchery and @rogue-of-debauchery Foxes ARE my favorite you know
arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, THIS WAS HIS PLAN TO GET IN?
usoapp: if you haven’t seen the G8 filler arc, you are missing out.
ask-aoba-dmmd: ‘WOLVEREN’ Ren, you are not from X-men
orphanblack: Helena: You are sad to be pregnant?
lucien-nikiforov: Friend: i don’t think yoi is a good anime Me: i don’t think you know what you are talking about
travlersghost: So…. Frick me I thought of older guardians sitting with their ghosts and petting them while their light fades and they guardians singing “You are my sunshine” Cause you know…. That is such a cheerful song.
You Are Missing From Me.
OHHHH MY GOD
rockxxoutxxright: fayedaniels: blackgirlsrpretty2: it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that
are you happy?
phoenix-falls:puchiyo:lumos5000:theshirelock:if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classessomeone found a real life plot holeboom bitchAnd if you’re “bad” at art
lokithehusky:cordatemoon: mizufae: hello if you are confused or uncomfortable today please gaze at these kittens This helps It really does.
seedy: does anyone else ever get kinda jealous of their friends’ success because it reminds you what a failure you are
codons: this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont
trans-mom: hollowedskin: trans-mom: tattoo artist: please stop moving anti-sjw: why?? am I triggering your delicate tattoo artist sensibilities?? trigger warning: waving arms and logic! you mad bro? huh, you ma - ow ow ow that’s not what the tat
butt-berry: did-you-kno: We are the only animals on Earth proven to cry for any reason other than to protect our eyes (though elephants and primates show promise). We most likely developed the ability of emotional crying so we could communicate with
definitelynotadulting: rtahuniverse: cannon-fannon: THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW. You are witnessing a broken human being I identify very strongly with this @shuhvon
falconbrunch: are you feeling it now mr krabs?
virgno: haveitjoeway: themaddfeminist: jen-jen-jen-jen: soundssimpleright: coolthingoftheday: Adorable Japanese hamster bread. (Source) Are you fucking kidding me. there’s no way in hell I could take a bite out of these It has a butthole
fatarcanine: tyrannosaurus-rex: axeystuff: tyrannosaurus-rex: fatarcanine: Me, a furry bank teller: *pounces on u* So how much are you withdrawing today? *licks ur paw * >w< I’m a furry bank teller Irl and fuck u Mrar *pets u* Can you help
congenitalprogramming: dedenne: ultrafacts: Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for
unofficiallydisney: alcoholicgifts: foxmccloud: can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this I need to know the end of this. What is this now-15 year old doing with his life right now and how much
lornacrowley: lornacrowley: i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i
observantsenpai: satoska: ganondilf: these Netflix adds make it look like a fighting game. Smash Bros: Netflix Edition. If you don’t main Pee-wee then what the fuck are you doing? Final destination, no items, peewee only
If you weren't laughing, you are now
babylonian: n-award: interesting music choice before unmuting, please watch this for at least 10 seconds and try to guess what song is playing. i guarantee you are incorrect
neverblogidly: geekandmisandry: My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man. “Why are you American?” I asked, to which
are you fucking kidding me
couchkitty: But what if… you ARE da wae
yunngmocha: thelovelybones124: kaiiwooo: westafricanman: well i’ll be damned welp SHE DID THAT ! IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY
"Are you dating anyone," the assistant asked me. "Yes, obviously," I said with irritation as I analyzed the remaining radioactive carbon in the ancient corpse before me. I am an archeologist
sevnilock: Jack/Elsa You are not alone.~︶⌣︶✿
sixpenceee: sixpenceee: As a paranormal/horror blogger I can assure you these child abuse ads are the most scariest and saddest thing I’ve ever seen. Probably because things like that are happening RIGHT NOW at this very INSTANT. And it’s horrifying
loves4free: You are my love
gemlingwriter: rupphirebomb, day #2: family aus! family AUs are my gosh darn JAM! also, I haven’t written a longer piece of Rupphire in a couple of months, so I’m a little rusty with this pairing. ahh. anyway, hope you enjoy reading! :-) Keep reading
god damn i’m paranoid now that when i draw some su again the assholes who demanded it from me and told me to drop the ponies & whatever else just to cater to what they wanted are all gonna think i’m doing it for themi’m notto anyone who’s
..god you know speaking of fixations there’s so much art i wanna share. but for the past few months i’ve kinda gotten sick of getting like. 7 notes a piece and no reblogs ??? ? asldkf and twitter’s really no different. i don’t know where i’m
