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planets in the 8th house: things we are painfully aware of

perditioner: lbr nothing beats “platonically sharing a bed until i wake up and you’re curled round me and my nose is buried in your hair so i’ll pretend to stay asleep to keep this for a little while longer” plots

introvertproblems: If you can relate to an Introvert, Join the Introvert Nation

carbonfiberpersonality: Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing* Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’

an Enterprising pair

my-soul-is-the-new-black: You’ve heard of Netflix And Chill Now get ready for Sleep Deprivation And Fanfiction ™

simplyonehellofapilot: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta write me a love letter whilst you’re pretending to ignore me even though I’m in the same room as you then shove it in my face before leaving without giving me the chance to answer

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astrolocherry:taureans respect constructive criticism because they value other people’s time and investment, but they tend to disregard it because they have an image of the end finished product in their mind they know the other person cannot see

incorrectprideandprejudicequotes:Elizabeth Bennet: [to Mr. Darcy] I am attracted to you. But I don’t like you.

Sun in the Houses

zanimez: me: time for sleepy :) my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s

gay-physicist: i am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 dumbass looking for a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 200,000 word fanfic at 3 am

there is no other side. this is it.

psicygni: me: *has 10 books to read* me: *buys 3 more* me: *ends up reading fanfiction*

better with two

bipolarblueberries:

timeless-mars: timeless-mars: I know that water signs are sensitive™ but can we talk about earth signs??? If they don’t have time to eat, forget their stuff at home, or the environment is messy, it throws their entire mood off

kpopastromemes: sag moons

ephemeralastrology: bakwaaas: This is a cancer and libra mood

anxietyproblem:

gemeauxlogy: Cardinal (Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn) moons: *thing happens. “processes” feelings. moves on*Fixed (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius) moons: *thing happens. says they’re over it. holds silent grudge for 10 years*Mutable (Gemini,

ironmacn: some of you haven’t spent countless hours thinking up a whole universe in your head to escape to and it shows

not of self, but of geography.

sangredesirena: sir that is my emotional support male celebrity that i direct all of my male attraction towards bc he is a highly idealized man that is safe to lust after because he cannot hurt me!!!!!!!

april: im a simple woman i laugh at my own posts and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question

underscore-kate: it’s so fuckin weird when you see ppl you went to highschool with and they have wives… and kids….. and houses…… …and real people jobs ????????? like I bought some juice today that almost landed me in debt but it’s fine I’m

masonicbeheadingritual:cannot sleep too busy thinking of scenarios

goddamnitkastle: goddamnitkastle presents: A thread of Kastle cliches we should have gotten/gotten more of but we were untimely robbed of them and I will probably not get over it any time soon Source of original post linked here

bro stop falling in love w the intangible idea youve projected onto someone you barely know youre scaring the hoes

earthshakinlove: favoritelatina: u all scared of that new IT movie but u’ve been dating clowns all ur lives 😤😤😤🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤡🤡

chu0855-deactivated20200118:

casketfreak:Y’all I don’t remember the title

casketfreak:Y’all I don’t remember the title

the-pandora-jar:Any minor inconvenience in my life: happensMe and my sensitive ass:

harmonizingsunsets:Me seeing two characters in a pilot episode of a show look at one another.

sexwithstilinskiandhale: Me actively participating in my own love-life: Me reading the 100th angsty fanfiction about my otp falling in love:

powerranged: me: *flirts w/ someone*them: *flirts back*me: woah calm tf down im not interested…………

quasi-normalcy: dangerbooze:

cuttlefishcolor: bardpropaganda: xbnx: id love for someone to please explain to me how i ended up terrified of any kind of intimacy while craving it constantly all at the same time Abuse bro Saving these tags bc I mean. Look at them

horreurscopes:one of the most important things i’ve learned in therapy is that when you’ve experienced prolonged trauma in your childhood, pleasure feels uncomfortable. like, not that you don’t feel it, but that when you do feel it there’s an

honnibal:a cabinet full of random mugs that you have collected over the years is something that can actually be so personal

luchsyy:hot girl shit B) (only hot people can understand this)

mjalti: me: it’s not realistic to expect the type of love depicted in movies and stories, they function on an idealized notion of love that has a quick deus ex machina for situations that would require entire lifetimes to solve in real life me, when

anxietyproblem:

assassinregrets: atalana: theheroichydrangea: If people could see my Ao3 history

be curious. not judgmental.

valilihapiirakka:me drying the tears of a 6 year old at work: aw, i’m sorry, that’s rough - but look, you’ll probably feel way better about it once you’ve had a snack me, responding to my flatmate or partner being anxious: hmm fair but also you’ll

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