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kame-kame-kame: Just die, would you?
hugedicksandhotchicks: And you said your girl would never fall for my “schtick” … Well it took me all of 5 minutes … Turns out she’d heard the rumours about me and was just dying for some girth in her life! Hell, she was begging me to fuck
angelaodinsdotttir: listen if a dude starts quizzing you about superheros and comic book shit to see if ur a “fake nerd girl” just be like “who would win in a fight squirrel girl or (literally anyone)” bc guess what the answer is always squirrel
If the CIA where to subcontract me or pay me under the table to take out Veterans I would create a facebook page and try to get Veterans to join it heck I’d probably just start with this group here since most the work is done :-) I’m pretty sure you’re
For the like… five of you who have some degree of belief in my ability to keep to a schedule:Due to medical shenanigans, and barring some kind of bizarre miracle that has been notably absent from this experience, I’ll be out of commission for
myungsoo-kdreams: Woohyun’s abs. (•⊙ω⊙•) Fucking shit… I had to send you to bed… I’m going to just… yeah…
jaclcfrost: if i lay here if i just lay here would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die
“You’re beautiful, but you’re empty…One couldn’t die for you. Of course, an ordinary passerby would think my rose looked just like you. But my rose, all on her own, is more important than all of you together, since she’s
just-shower-thoughts: Wouldn’t it be cool if when you die the location of everything you ever lost is revealed? No, it would just piss me off.
potter-on-my-wayward-doctor:dkpsyhog:You know how canaries were historically brought into coal mines, because if the mine was full of carbon monoxide the canary would die first and the miners would be able to escape before they died too?I just found the
nue: if i lay here, if i just lay here, would you please call 911 because i am probably dying
momdadno: Yeah my workhorse just died and..urgh…I hate to ask for help.If you are interested in commissioning me…please do :’‘)I would love to credit each picture. but I will upload them seperately soon…Commission Info // safe art tumblr //
malzgood: If I lay here…….. If I just lay here…. ……..Would you get my charger for me? My Laptops about to die.
brotoro: haircutwizard: hey 4chan just wanted to let you know that i would be irreversibly TRIGGERED and OFFENDED if you would order this dress for me. and don’t even get me started if you brought these shoes to my doorstep. i would LITERALLY DIE
window-paine: Matt you would die.
lvosers: nati-rose30: Reblog, If you think Caleb McLaughlin just as important as the rest of the cast um why isn’t this spreading quicker??? if it was finn y’all would have been on fire and would have reblogged this til the day you die
outlaw-cabron: sons-of-beararchy: Haha I just looked up the TMZ report on Charlie’s death hoax thing, and Charlie answer to that “If you could choose how you died, what would it be?” His fucking answer was “Dunno, dying of boredom from doing
jeanscumpig: bamajay34: alltrashnotrailer:Don’t ♛Follow Me♛, I May Not See You. Just Walk Beside Me And Be My Friend ♂♂http://AllTrashNoTrailer.tumblr.com Boy I would love to drive by him ☣Die neem ik zeker mee☣ OINK Followe this ☣
just-cat-memes: I would die for you. But I won’t live for you.
just-adventure-core-thoughts:seabunnythatlikeshorror:clonefan1998:animusrox: The Suicide Squad (2021) dir. James Gunn Well screw you bloodsport! I would die for this rat! It has a little vest on! LOOK AT IT!!!!! SHAKE HIS DAM HAND SHAKE IT’S
achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily: Me, at fictional characters: THIS WOULDN’T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS Me, in real life: if i give even the vaguest notion of my feelings to anybody i would die
thatshamelessyaoishipper: Friendly reminder that Yuuri is the top skater of the Japanese Skating Federation and he is literally the face of figure skating on their website. And in case you want close-ups: They’re pretty good shots, too. So yeah, in
Do you ever just sit there and think “if I died right now I would not care at all” I’m not even suicidal, like I don’t want to die but I just wouldn’t care if I did
qazlib: just-shower-thoughts: If you die a virgin, you’re the first person in your direct ancestral lineage to die a virgin. my unicellular ancestors from 3 billion years ago would like to have a word with you about that
No, why do you ask? I think I would make better Hebrew than you, I’m 10x more convincing, stingy, evil, destructive, petty, untruthful etc. than any Jew ever could be.How do I sign up, just go to a synagogue? How do I signal to the recruiter or Rabbi
amaranthine-kitten:You guys know the feeling of “it would be easier to just die rather than do this menial task that takes slightly higher than average brain power?”That’s how I feel about school.
satans-knitwear:Pupdate!!! My little worms on a string. I would kill and die for them. Just passed 13k followers on this fine morning. So here is one of many treats in store for you guys.
