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v-vic: tiz85: selkieskins: “I’ve got bad news, Blondie.” WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! This is not happening in my playthrough. It doesn’t. Period. NO SHUT THE FUCK UP

subgirlygirl: femsubdenial: subgirlygirl: “Sorry about the champagne, Sir…” Sorry? No need to be sorry. “Training not punishment” remember? I thought this might happen, which is why I also brought a bottle of water for you to

anarmydoctor: #why doesn’t this happen when i come home It does. It’s called tumblr. *licks screen*

lareinaana: arienreign: Why isn’t anyone talking about this?http://www.dailydot.com/news/darrien-hunt-shot-by-police-while-cosplaying/ Watch non black cosplayers and lovers of cosplay stay silent on this.

Yes, this hurts. But note, she does not pull away. Why? She needs this to happen. It is a central part of who she is. If you are like her, accept yourself.

You know what happens when you start playing with a High School AU as a joke/thought exercise?Intense regret.

floredoodler: what if Lapis is Afraid of mirrors bc of what happened to her?;; i have been thinking about this since a while now dont repost this anywhere pls#Long Post #I am not sorry

klausgoldstein: what i’ve never understood about making an anime based off an otome is why they don’t just make a season for each character instead of making it where the protag doesn’t end up with anyone… like does that not make a lot more sense??

hachixlenore: madnessinthemist:pornacorn:Adventures of Shitty Dragon« < - > »That is literally what happened, this is the best! REBLOGGING FOR A THIRD FUCKING TIME CAUSE WHY NOT

eepoxdraws: Who is this desperate love fool and why does he think this is going to work?Girls just wanna play… This not how you impress miss orc. A light-hearted image related to a festival event happening soon; Manata with her bestie Zoira from my

saaywa-llahi: beardgame: blvcknvy: What happens when you put a boy in front of a girl and ask him to slap her? “Why?”“‘Cause I’m a man” That beautiful moment when maturity is not a matter of age. :) I LOVE THIS

carolingianempire: azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you

carolingianempire: azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you

carolingianempire: azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you

dirtyfuckpig: ownedfucktoy: Why does this look like something in my future? :) Why is it, that this has not happened to me yet?

sheron19780: maturebaboo: Why not a single person in Pakistan like them? If there is any, he is hidden. What is this happening dude ? I wish to have a single yummy, furry, chubby, decent, serious, sincere, cute, sexy like them for long time……. ❤❤❤

Whatever happens I think I’m going to go away for a long time. I’m forsure going to move. Why is it that I get all the assholes, and not want to leave them though? I can’t believe he did this to me. I know he’s scared too and that

my birthday is going to get forgotten about and I’m not okay with it, but I accepted it? it happens a lot, because of it being so close to christmas (which probably explains why I am so caustic during this season, sorry), but I just wanted to

lilium: And this is why these things are happening to you, stupid crying guy.Don’t. Hurt. Shinra. Izaya was not kidding around. He will spend (and has spent) the rest of his life making that dude regret hurting his adorable, precious (only?) friend.I

carolingianempire: azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you want

$Which is pretty much why I don’t like having conversations with more than one person. And this always happens with the same people who are always like “Why don’t you talk more?” Man, I am, you’re just not listening :\$

Which is pretty much why I don’t like having conversations with more than one person. And this always happens with the same people who are always like “Why don’t you talk more?” Man, I am, you’re just not listening :\

problackgirl: *something happened literally 30 seconds ago* tumblr user desperate to cash in on this potential 100k notes opportunity: WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???! DOES TUMBLR NOT CARE?? IS IT BCS THEY’RE NOT BLACK?!

setofreakinkaiba:millenniumtinnyrod:daftanddirect: this is why you do not get into cars with people you don’t know because they’re probably Kaiba I hate it when this happens. Happens all the time. It’s Kaiba. Every single time.

carolingianempire: azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you

4gifs: Drunk Russian fails at climbing off bunk bed. [vid] this is exactly why i do NOT get on the top bunk. disaster always happens XD

masculine-devils: r1n-okumura: SO I’M WATCHING THE DMMD ANIME BECAUSE WHY NOT AND THIS DOG JUST STARTED TALKING??? AND IT’S VOICE IS DEEPER THAN THE PACIFIC OCEAN I’M???? IT HAPPENED GUYS IT HAPPENED

poses seductively WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING ANYMORE I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS LIFE. I WANT A REFUND.

carolingianempire: azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you

carolingianempire:azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you want

carolingianempire: azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you

excima: tachikoma: gaspack: snatched! This is why you dont use peel off mascs!!!! LMAOOOOO Lol you not subpose to put on your eyebrows dum girl this would happen to you

it appears i am having a weird and embarrassing crush on a famous person :| this hasn’t happened in years i dunno what to do about it, i thought i’d become too jaded and dead inside for this :|

for those of you curious about what happens if you put fireworks in a box with elmo… this is why i love this guy’s videos… MURICA!

yoncevevo: why is it that every video sia does with maddie is deemed pedophilic this is the EXACT same thing that happened with chandelier yall called it “child porn” like do you not understand that YOU’RE the weirdos who are sexualizing an 11

upontheswaneeriver: “Tell me one last thing” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?” “Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”

luanlegacy: elemeno-pee: mister-comedy: fantasy-sack: okay so i was taking selfies with my chicken and then she flew away as the picture took and this is what happened why do you have a chicken why do you not have a chicken why do you still

gonna-make-it-happen: “Why do you go to the gym every day? You’re already fit”

carolingianempire: azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you

carolingianempire: azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you

its-me-kora: It’s 2:05 am on a Sunday morning and I’m still awake. Why exactly is that? I’m not even doing anything of importance. I got up at midnight just to go to breakfast/dinner at Dennys. What the hell is this. That never even happened you

carolingianempire: azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you

carolingianempire: azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you want

floredoodler: what if Lapis is Afraid of mirrors bc of what happened to her?;; i have been thinking about this since a while now dont repost this anywhere pls#Long Post #I am not sorry

sinful-pleasures: Still curious as to what happened to Guilty Rick’s Morty. Bonus shit sketch:

carolingianempire: azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you

eyp-poiesis: underthesamestar: I can imagine everyone from NO.6 fandom, who is not on Tumblr right now, to log in later and be like OMFG YES THAT’S ME RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED SIDE STORY WHAT WHEN HOW PLEASE SOMEONE JUST… S.O.S.

carolingianempire: azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you

silencearticulated: carolingianempire:azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening

carolingianempire: azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you

taika-waititi: “Who knows what’s gonna happen after this? I don’t know. So if this is the only life, why am I not doing everything that I wanna do?”- James Franco

sixpathsofbased: fxckaurl:I’m SCREAMING my dealer did NOT just send me condolences about 1d this is NOT happening Why ya dealer name dante weed?

carolingianempire: azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you

iamyourking: destielsfalling: There are two sides of the supernatural fandom: Side one: FUCK IT’S 2014 AND THIS SHIT BETTER NOT HAPPEN I CAN’T HANDLE THIS SHIT. Side two: WHERE THE FUCK IS LUCIFER? WHY ARE WE GOING THROUGH ALL THIS JUST LET THE

carolingianempire:azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you want

Does this happen when you brush your teeth is this why I’m not allowed to see it!

heru-degaude: babybutta: zealkin: captainwarbuckle: psymcdingo: This is what’s happening in Russia. Cancel the Olympics this is pathetic and yet Russia is not dubbed as the most homophobic place in the world like Jamaica was why? You know why.

gottalovethemfandoms: My reaction to the latest teen wolf episode:Me: YAY IT’S BACK! Wait what, oh it’s fine babies got dis, why you being mean to baby, oh god what, WAIT ,WHATT?!?!?!!?! NONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOO! NO! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! THIS

so I gotten woken up by my phone at the 3:40 in the morning and it was my ex’s little brother, he sent me a facebook message saying ‘hey do you still talk to j (my ex)?’ and like this is so weird and random?? its been 6 years since ive talked to

yoncevevo: why is it that every video sia does with maddie is deemed pedophilic this is the EXACT same thing that happened with chandelier yall called it “child porn” like do you not understand that YOU’RE the weirdos who are sexualizing an 11

i am 78% sure this happened

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