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caitlyn-rain: osobigbear: I carry this water bottle around on purpose because I know the kids will ask me why I have a pink one. This is how every convo has gone: Kids: Mr.C Why do you have a pink water bottle? Me: Because I like pink, why? Kids: Pink
sometimesiwishiwereabokononist: Can someone fill me in on why Bronies are so hated? Is them shitting on it just watching it and then am I at fault for watching Spirited Away? Or do you explicitly have to be a huge fan and in that case does the same apply
muftiday: do you ever see a picture of your internet friend for the first time and you just kinda thinkit appears i have accidentally befriended a beauty goddess. wellshit
Omggggghgh so I’m really scared and nervous today cause I have to go to the doctor to do something and I got up and went to brush my teeth and I thought about it….. I got so nervous I started wettin my self o/////o I quickly grabbed my self to stop
alt-j: why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole
be-blackstar: marfmellow: caitlyn-rain: osobigbear: I carry this water bottle around on purpose because I know the kids will ask me why I have a pink one. This is how every convo has gone: Kids: Mr.C Why do you have a pink water bottle? Me: Because
datdrunkpone: gayngsters: michael-ceras-nipple: Why do we need feminism, you ask? women shoulder workout nope we ask why do you have to hate man, not shave your legs or be generic man hater to be a feminist.
casbutt-butt: sassygaytrickstertime: chubby-nerfherder: I still only see penis in all of these….all of them. why do you have a penis cake pan why wouldn’t you have a penis cake pan?
two-pi-r: fiztheancient: me right now why do you have hard-boiled eggs for eyes why wouldnt i have eggs for eyes
sorry everyone I have a confession to make: I read characters as trans because I don’t have any media representation and need to make it myself through headcanons. I’ve been found out. Please forgive me.
otpblr: Person A: “Why do you have a knife?” Person B: “You said we were having fun tonight.” Person A: “Yeah, fun. You know, I take you to a movie… a restaurant.” Person B: “Oh. That kind of fun.”
aro-ace-amethyst: be-blackstar: marfmellow: caitlyn-rain: osobigbear: I carry this water bottle around on purpose because I know the kids will ask me why I have a pink one. This is how every convo has gone: Kids: Mr.C Why do you have a pink
Spiders, I appreciate you being you and doing your spider biz and I think we can coexist quite peacefully. And I don’t want to hurt you guys or anything, live and let live, y’know? But I’m going to need to you stop chilling by the toilet when I
talkdowntowhitepeople: talkdowntowhitepeople: do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these and this until I did my hair this morning and
phatassonly2018: Straight Niggaz be having the phattest asses yo 🤦🏽♂️ Nigga you like pussy why do you have all that ass? Smh What you going do with all of that bruh?
mini-stratford: Being work busy complicates my personal life. Especially when I have to send the one I’m interested in away. Why do you have to send them away? You don’t have to talk about it if you don’t want to.
incorrectbnhaserver:Todoroki: I have BB gunsMomo: WHY DO YOU HAVE BABY GUNS?Uraraka: he meant B as in the letter B not baby as in child!you know how bikes having training wheels for kids?i just imagined that but for guns.Momo: whats wrong with the baby
starlight-stella:marvelcolm:american schools are honestly so wild why are y’all bringing dogs to school and doing sinful acts in the hallways is there really an american flag in every classroom and why do you have a ritual where you chant at it and
royeren: alt-j: why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole probably the anti-virus companies
schandbringer: Also look (sounds of a vault being opened) a thing that’s related to this that I want to draw but never will“Perceptor? Why do you have a picture of Drift on your night shelf and why does it have these stains?” “Because I am sexually
gaysealapproves: sassygaytrickstertime: chubby-nerfherder: I still only see penis in all of these….all of them. why do you have a penis cake pan why don’t you have a penis cake pan? I have a breast pan
makoheadrush: alchery: gaysealapproves: sassygaytrickstertime: chubby-nerfherder: I still only see penis in all of these….all of them. why do you have a penis cake pan why don’t you have a penis cake pan? I will never not reblog this Someone
4metista: im not heterophobic, i just can’t relate to straight ships, you know? it’s just so forced! why do you have to push an agenda? you can’t have straight characters just for the sake of it, you’re just ruining the plot.
And I think: “Why do you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can’t you be more like good guy?” Then I have moment of clarity. If Zangief is good guy, who’ll crush man’s skull like sparrow’s egg between thighs?
I don’t understand the importance of all this classification of genders and the queer people i just really don’t. Why does it matter what exactly you’re called? Why do you have to have certain notation for a fucking symbol or meanings
aro-ace-amethyst: be-blackstar: marfmellow: caitlyn-rain: osobigbear: I carry this water bottle around on purpose because I know the kids will ask me why I have a pink one. This is how every convo has gone: Kids: Mr.C Why do you have a pink water
aaronitron replied to your post:I’m 24, why the fuck am I suffering from teenage angst? Why do you have to keep a distance between you as a sexual person and you as a nonsexual person? Why not just post porn and personal things on one page?
stealthboy: stealthboy: stealthboy: im crying my mom was watching me play twilight princess and she got so mad when i found ooccoo “what the fuck is that” “that is really scary why do you have that” “what the hell do you do with it” “oh
incorrectlyquotedwolf359:Doug: What? Why do you have a fake ID? With a fake name and everything? You’re an adult! You can buy alcohol!Renée: I don’t have to explain myself to you.Hera: She wanted another ID so she could borrow twice as many books
queen-of-fallen-angels: be-blackstar: marfmellow: caitlyn-rain: osobigbear: I carry this water bottle around on purpose because I know the kids will ask me why I have a pink one. This is how every convo has gone: Kids: Mr.C Why do you have a pink
averyangryfeminist: caitlyn-rain: osobigbear: I carry this water bottle around on purpose because I know the kids will ask me why I have a pink one. This is how every convo has gone: Kids: Mr.C Why do you have a pink water bottle? Me: Because I like
“I do like you but I’m doing my single thing but you better not talk to that guy or that one. Like I’m just trying to chill and cuddle & take you out to eat but we’re just friends, okay? but why do you have Tinder and like
rubbingmymuff: “This is so wrong. Why do you have clothes on! I’m fingering myself like crazy in front of you. Why don’t you join me? Let’s masturbate together. Drop off all your clothes and get naked with me. Don’t show anyone else, okay?
andrewbreitel: penilecancer: lunchtrae: why do you have paper towels in your bathroom? do you whip your butt with paper towels andrew? do you? whip i whip my butt with paper towels ;-)
krstewpattz: gaysealapproves: sassygaytrickstertime: chubby-nerfherder: I still only see penis in all of these….all of them. why do you have a penis cake pan why don’t you have a penis cake pan? i didn’t even know they had penis cake pans
mercurialvixen: “Umm, how can you be ‘semiaquatic’, you either are aquatic or you’re not. Don’t be greedy.” “So, I get that you’re a monotreme and everything, but do you identify more as a rodent or a bird?” “Ugh, why do you have
a-crazy-theatre-kid: sherlockismysuicidenote: slutsy: i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread this was his response WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK Why don’t YOU have a duck?
suckonmynick: marvelcolm:american schools are honestly so wild why are y’all bringing dogs to school and doing sinful acts in the hallways is there really an american flag in every classroom and why do you have a ritual where you chant at it and do
GUYS. GUYS. BRING IT IN. AND I’D BE INSULTED IF YOU DIDN’T BRING YOUR PETS
euphrasiefauchelevent: “ugH why do you have to make everything about social justice why cant i enjoy ignoring and perpetuating oppression in peace ugH STOP RUINING ALL thIS FUN IM HAVING OPPRESSING PEOPLE”
