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why-is-a-mouse-when-it-spins: Okay, so I just finished watching Doctor Who with my dad (our Saturday tradition). I paused during this scene And my dad is all like, “Woah, what’s that!?” Turns out it’s Aurek-Besh from Star Wars. So my dad, being
fatdads: why dad’s clothes don’t fit him anymore
dadchaser63: …now you know why Dad doesn’t come out of his bedroom this morning…
scrrappy:i love my 2 dads , mic and aizawa
bnha-bitch: LET 👏 AIZAWA 👏 ADOPT 👏 ERI 👏 2K17 I only fell in love with the idea because their quirks are so similar, plus he would make such a good dad lmao
the-ineffable-bad-wolf: Theta: *Explodes something in his house with Koschei’s help*Braxiatel, scared and then angry: THIS IS WHY DAD DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!Source
Teen Girl Ejected From Prom Because Horny Dads Can't Stop Staring
jordosross: nickandjades-infinitelaughter: Me as a parent “This is why dad left”
isaythedarnedestthings: WHY THE FUCK NOT
jordosross: nickandjades-infinitelaughter: Me as a parent “This is why dad left”
a-low-key-art: happy father’s day to the actual worst dad in dmmd
madcapbaker: peregrint: can you imagine elrond as your dad u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like I had to show this to my sisters boyfriend who was across the room because his best friend is actually Hugo Weaving’s
this is why I don’t go on fetlife anymore, who the fuck thinks its okay to call anyone property?
incestpornworld: “When your daughter tells you she finally has a boyfriend, show her why dad is the only guy she will ever need”
ifmommyonlyknew: Mom, why dad cheated on you I will never understand!
queenjpaige: When mom isn’t home. ‘Cause she’s dead. And so is dad.
I want to be a stay at home dad.
I hate the conversations I have at my dads house with our family friends. I just end up screaming about basic human rights and crying
stumpkin: i’m trying to untag myself in this picture on fb and idk why this option made me laugh so hard but odmg
minalabina: 1620p: Drip. Fuck you mean why Dad passed the vibe check.
butchlvr: I could never quite figure out why Dad would disappear out into the barn, lock the door, and be in there for so long. I had to find out what he was up to out there, so when I saw him heading off to the barn I took a short-cut through the
g-iggle: why father
I was celebrating my one year with Brooklyn and I couldn’t find any money so I asked my dad to borrow his card to get some breakfast and he said yes then later he called me down and was like sorry I need that back to go grocery shopping and I said
pandaladieartblog: Dear old dad, remember when, you would sing to me, will you do it again?~~
Sometimes when I was really young I would get all excited and ask my mom/dad for their autograph just because I really wanted them to feel special
panic-at-the-nuclear-fallout: jordosross: nickandjades-infinitelaughter: Me as a parent “This is why dad left” im literally crying real tears over this
deersatan: what i literally do not understand , is why its ok to insult your fucking child, and then expect them to respect you, as if you treated them like they fucking deserve to be like no im not going to fucking admire you as a parent if you make
deepestpiratemaker: now you know why dad told you to pledge his old fraternity
jordosross: nickandjades-infinitelaughter: Me as a parent “This is why dad left” danduhmanblr
wand-sonic-ridingcrop: ahkmenra-h: hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST
jordosross:nickandjades-infinitelaughter: Me as a parent “This is why dad left”
WHICH IS WHY YOU GET A MAC AND THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO YOU :DD
fairyneko: tylerjoxeph:i hate them@jugulate look at your girl 😹😹 And people wonder why I love Katya. 😂😂😂😅😅😅
exhalist: When I ask my Asian parents why I can’t sleep over at a friend’s house:
jordosross: nickandjades-infinitelaughter: Me as a parent “This is why dad left” Lol
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
the only reason i wish my family was rich (or at least comfortably financially stable) was so i didn’t have to hear dad yell and complain about money and how his life was so much better 25 years ago cause he didn’t have anyone to worry about
i literally just had a fight with dad over lasagna what the fuck
pureteen18: brothersisterfathermother: I don’t know why Dad comes to me for this kind of thing. We’ve tried it before, and he knows that I can’t fit all of his cock in my mouth. pureteen18.tumblr.com
narutomemeoftheday: yeah so shut up dead dad
rpmemesfam: ♡ VALENTINE’S DAY (2010) SENTENCE STARTERS. “ my closest relationship is with my blackberry, thank god it vibrates! ” “ when i was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. ” “ there you have it, folks. young love. ”
circdad:Pretty obvious why Dad only permits shoes and a t-shirt around the house. Always wants to keep that beautiful pussyass in view and ready to breed.
thepyemancometh: I wasn’t sure why Dad wanted me to have my hair in a pony-tail … but it all became very clear soon enough
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
when dad makes u hella mad and hella sad
theres maybe a 99.8% chance that the balding white haired fluffy beard dude watching atlas news could be dad schnee and i could not be happier
ahhh i finished watching the rooby volume 1 with dad finallyblake :(((((( precious baby………weiss :((((( u piece of bull shit…….
s-assy-girl: Cinder’s face to Mercury after he killed his dad Cinder’s face to Raven planning to murder her own brother What kind of kink is that??
