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thekelts-incestdesires: My friends had been complaining that they couldn’t find a man to satisfy them in the sack, so I said I knew a guy who could give them all the needed and he lived very close. They said they wanted to go right now. I agreed but
erospainter: “[Saint Anthony] said, in his solitude, he sometimes encountered devils who looked like angels, and other times he found angels who looked like devils. When asked how he could tell the difference, the saint said that you can only tell
Mom always knew how to get the proper height when she wanted it doggy style. She said it was something she learned from Frank, my older brother. She said I was the only one who could choose which hole to use first. It was my reward for staying home for
teens-girls-down: Ok who said the dick could cum in Candy Land?
aintborntipycal-blog: “Feet turning black Is this the path we must walk? No turning back Wish I could just hear you talk” “He said "I am the devil, boy, come with me And we’ll make many storms” He offered me the universe But
you like my new toy ? yes were did you get it from I just bort it from a couple who said they needed cash for there holliyday and there son could pay for it
secret-sweetness-us: mypleasuregirl: You said I could touch your pussy. That’s cute.I don’t want to simply touch your pussy. I want to ruin it for anyone who comes after me, because it’ll be disappointed it’s not my hand inside it. I want to
sissyabusedreams: He liked slaves who struggle, so he said he wanted to play a game with me. When I got to his place, he tied me up and said that he would torture me in order to get the unlock code for my cell phone, but if I could last three hours,
revolution-z: y’all I’m sorry but nobody who wasn’t abused could make up the shit Wade Robson said in Leaving Neverland okay. nobody could say the shit he did without actually living it. nobody could imagine doing shit like that to kids just to
corythec:Lol so story time, I asked my girlfriend who I should draw and she said, without missing a beat she said “you should draw pit!” But before I could ask anything else her eyes widened and she said “GENDERBENT PIT.” Lol so that is where
c3rvida3:c3rvida3:Only valid person in the whole United States of America is the girl in the hospital with me who said, “You’ve got a fat ass for a man. I could set a cup on that thing,” and then offered to do a tarot reading for me.
unclefather: unclefather: One time my grandma, who has absolutely no filter, told my cousin he had a face only a mother could love. And he said “Well you’re a mother” and she said “Your own mother” Another time my grandma gave me cookies
anime-admiral: OH MY GOD he wants to destroy the world because his first boy crush went out with someone else Come ON, he was just being nice, he knew you didn’t like curry so he went with someone who did Everything that happened from there on
revolocities: i tried to re-imagine thomas the tank engine as a dark mecha anime
prissyfit: The Mr. said this pic would be better if that wet pussy was covered in lots of cum…who thinks they could help me with that??? @whowillsharemywife
phemiec: Anonymous said: could u please maybe draw okuyasu? i think he would look 10/10 in your style since hes so uglycute I got a little carried away T-T I’m not that far into jjba but he’s my favorite for sure I can already tell. <3 maybe
askbiolabstrentini replied to your post:You said you could count your friends on 1 hand.. :D Tell me who they are.. Tell meeeee. TELL MEEEEEEE. :’) .. And don’t tell me you’re one of those freaks with 8 fingers on 1 hand.. That’s
orientalust: chestnut-tree: vernonlqchan: Chinese model Ni Ze! He has a monster big cock and turn me on! The amazing things I could do with that cock. Now who said asians don’t have big dicks
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: my blog is like this fucking grab bag except you never exactly know what you’re going to get in said bag is it fandom??? is it feminist rants??? is it food??? who knows you could probably find a fucking crocodile in
thecountofloreal: skullkidau: call-the-vendor-big-suspenders: actuallybatman: I just read a bunch of accounts from people who were unconscious, in comas or medically dead and came back to consciousness and a lot of them said that while they were down,
did-you-kno: In 1964, a Swedish art gallery displayed 4 paintings by unknown artist Pierre Brassau. Every single art critic praised the ‘avant-garde’ work- except one, who said, ‘only an ape could have done this’ …and he was right.
did-you-know: In 1964, a Swedish art gallery displayed 4 paintings by unknown artist Pierre Brassau. Every single art critic praised the ‘avant-garde’ work- except one, who said, ‘only an ape could have done this’ …and he was right. It was
duane-hanson: Schlitz A young lady by the name of ANHEISER,Who said no man could surprise her,But PABST took a chance,Found the SCHLITZ in her pants,And now she is sadder, BUDWEISER.
did-you-know:In 1964, a Swedish art gallery displayed 4 paintings by unknown artist Pierre Brassau.Every single art critic praised the ‘avant-garde’ work- except one, who said, ‘only an ape could have done this’ …and he was right. It was all
My daughter’s godmother who i have know for 17 years invited me to be her date at wedding vow renewal. It was a lot of fun. We walked out with a full large bottle of rum, each, our table decorations (they said we could have it) and two souviners.
kingerock288: ericanicollee: earthshaker1217: ibeoutchea: My sentiments exactly 💅🏾💅🏾 On the real. 😂😂 Who the fuck said she could come?
did-you-kno: In 1964, a Swedish art gallery displayed 4 paintings by unknown artist Pierre Brassau. Every single art critic praised the ‘avant-garde’ work- except one, who said, ‘only an ape could have done this’ …and he was right. It was
daddydomland: Plowing into my youngest daughter with my balls in her sister’s mouth is the closest thing to heaven on earth. Wish I could show you princess’ cum splattered face as she eats my creampie out of snow white’s ravaged cunt. Who said
neptunain: “GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL” “sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse” “oh rad bring it in” It’s funny because the guy who would have/could have said
youdidnotseeme: This is for that person who said red haired Gamzee could easily be Chucky from ‘Child’s Play’. You, friend, are terribly correct. I’d still take him home.
disneykin:ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were
onepervertedcouple: As I take hold of your leash and lead you into the next room…….you hear talking….you know people are watching……how many?..who is there?……. Could not have said it better.
who-the-fuck-is-uncle-ken: omg could Voldemort have defeated Harry if he just said Accio Glasses, like the boy who lived aint got shit if he’s visually impaired
fratarmyjock: I had always been nerdy and I had hoped college was going to be different. Luckily with in my first few days I met Coach Bradshaw head of the football team who said that he could help me out. He dealt with trades I give him something and
euphoriathoughts: Of course I said yes ❤️
head-who-said-head: nurseineedhelp: teenno1: could-cum-now: Teen BEAUTIFUL!!!! I’ll have some of that!
sleepyncreepy: I could never forgive, acknowledge or be friends with someone who said ill, unproductive and just plain pointless awful things behind my back just to stir up negativity when everything was happy and fine and I had no reason to even suspect
lely-89: Husband is not home, but he said I could still play as long as I can bring him back some good times on video.🎥 Why not?… 😉😈 who wants to have fun with this hotwife? 🍆🍑
acutelesbian: in high school creative writing we had to recreate a fairy tale and modernize it so i took rumplestiltskin and named it rumplepimpskin and it was about a pimp who bought the miller’s daughter because her dad said she could turn dirt into
When Mr. Crude arrived at Marissa’s house, she welcomed him and said she was happy who could make it.“Am I early? I thought you said this was going to be a party,” he said.“You’re not early, and yes, this is going to be a
could-cum-now: Who was it that said they were coming over tonight?
outdorbondage: Kidnapped Cowboy (1) When I asked about a job, the guys in front of the bar said I could see the foreman of a big ranch who was inside the livery stable. When I stepped into the stable three guys grabbed me, tied my hands to a post,
humansofnewyork: (½) “I got diagnosed last January. A mass behind my spine, two masses in my lungs, spots all over my lymph nodes and bone marrow. The guy who gave me the CT scan threw up afterward. The doctor said they could guarantee three years.
meowmeido: ksfhskhkdhfdh the girl who sent me this said I could post. SO PERFECT AND SEXY, COME ON <3
501289: My mom and aunt just couldn’t get enough of my cum . They always have to make everything a competition on who’s better at what . So once my mom told my aunt that’s she makes me cum loads like a tap , my aunt said she could do better . It’s
idratherhavefreedom:heathyr:i’m just. very frustrated as an adult on a 17+ app being treated like i’m a little baby who can’t handle adult content or curate my own experience. it’s fucking stupid#back in my day when i joined#tumblr said you could
Cutest moment in the grocery store. Just came in and went by the veggies were a teen girl smirked and said “perfect. Just the size I can take” and the confused look on the poor boy who clearly didn’t get that hint. Just made me smile.
I really wanted to repay that guy who donated to me on my birthday, and he said I could draw him a braeburn for him if I wanted to, so I did! I tried painting on one layer for once. I don’t know how those guys do it. Anyway, have a braeburn!
lmao I swear I wasn’t the one who named the brushes like that xD “Swirl of what” gotta admit my fav name is this one tho it sounds classy euxiom replied to your post: Um, you said you could get a free copy of Paint Tool SAI online?
panda-s1 said: “ikimaru” (生き丸) could mean like “young one who lives” or like “S.S. Living” if you’re a boat, idk ..I am a ship omfg haha where did you find it 8’) just curious, when I searched for it I couldn’t find
xekstrin said: ruby doesn’t have the red streak, blake doesnt have the ears, yang doesn’t have the little hair poof, weisssssssssssssssssssssssssss……………… OH HER SCAR congrats xekstrin i knew u could do it
askdudebycrew reblogged your post anonymous said:If you could choos… and added: Who’s the bae? im curious kagerou-days-konoha replied to your post: anonymous said:If you could choos… wait which on is the bae? this one: (=^･ｪ･^=)
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