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When your white mother in law tries to make you some tortillas!!!!
When your wife invited her twin sister out for dinner, it was clear how effective those natural breast enhancement techniques were. You and your wife had been trying to make her grow for 5 years, and now she completely dwarfed her sis. While her sister
Your tiny little dick is so cute when it tries to get hard
When your pussy is larger, looser, and more ruined than a medical diagram specifically illustrating a bad-case-scenario cunt that has been completely ruined trying to give birth to a big baby that is ‘too large for the vagina to stretch around’,
When your side chick tries to take a picture with you
Your best friend is always telling you how hot your mom is and how much he would love to fuck her brains out. You get mad because he does it so much, even obviously flirting with her and trying to grope her when your dad is around. Lucky for him, she
When your ex tries to get in your pants.
When your drunk and someone tries to have a serious conversation with you.
When your mom tries to dance...
When google tries to finish your sentence
When your first access Sex3 it makes a damn nice change from having adverts everywhere. On the homepage, the only adverts you’ll see are right at the bottom so they are easy to avoid. It gives your eyes a rest when you’re trying to find something
when your friend is trying to imitate you and it comes out wrongly and you’re like
When a random statue in a cave tries to flog off a tear from your dead mom
When your friends talk about how badly the need to pee and you trying to keep cool…
When your boyfriend tries to sneak in his chip breath having tongue 😂😤😘
When your wife and sisters get together they are always trying to out do each other.This get together your wife is going to be the winner. She is the only one with a husband in chastity. Her sisters all seem to approve.
When your friend is trying to take a picture of you
Trying to stay positive when your world is falling apart...
when your friend is sad and you're trying to comfort them but you don't know how
When your friend is trying to take a picture of you when you feel like shit
When someone tries to come in your room while you get dressed:
Trying to walk when your foot is asleep.
elodieunderglass: tockthewatchdog: i’m mysterious but not on purpose. i’m just trying to leave wherever i am at all times and that makes me seem mysterious when it’s actually the behavior of like. a dumb bird An enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped
When your professor tells a corny joke but you’re trying to get an A in class
When your roommate drinks your vodka and tries to replace the amount they drank with water…
when your life is going to shit but you’re trying to stay positive
When she tries to get out of sucking your cock… Not gonna happen
Trying to explain to someone your heritage when your Portuguese...
When your at Hooters and your trying to look good…But your drunk and want asks and attention…
When someone tries to get your attention..
Trying to go down the stairs when your foot is asleep
your-horny-little-sister: I appreciate you trying to help me study, big bro, but um… there’s no way I can focus when your boner is practically sticking out of your pants….Mom’s coming home in fifteen minutes, so you’re going to have to fuck
When someone tries to remind you of all the unhealthy and negative things you did because of your disorder:
When someone tries to get in your selfie
When someone tries to correct you when you know, and have proof your right.
Your reaction when someone tries to define what BDSM/Fetish/Role Playing should be for you...
your-horny-little-sister: I appreciate you trying to help me study, big bro, but um… there’s no way I can focus when your boner is practically sticking out of your pants…. Mom’s coming home in fifteen minutes, so you’re going to have to fuck
When a Little is trying to get your attention
precumming: when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow
supnoah: do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
terriblenerd: It’s rough when your secret superhero alter ego’s catchphrase is hella commonplace.
vinebox: When your trying to give bae a hint
herotox4: when youre trying to sleep and everyone needs to fuck with you at that particular moment
