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wanksclub: my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor
myherocomplex: aleksandarhohenberg: queen elizabeth wasnt allowed to climb stairs by herself growing up so when she became queen she ran up and down the stairs because no one could stop her I don’t even care if it’s true it should be
ironriots: awfulbanter: forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has but it has oh my god thank u for this post i
It was only a castle when she began, but before long she knew it was Winterfell.
lilkittygrl: you-can-call-me-carl: How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird? because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine
gokuma: lilyvonpseudonym: remembermeright: feelingthatlfandomlove: bigassbarahands: stay-in-reality-liberals: ivannion: This is what feminists mean when they say that feminism is about gender equality. It’s not really about equality, it’s about
shota-purinsu: zorobro: linzthenerd: theguilteaparty: crippledcuriosity: itsfondue: Isn’t it nice how people twist their religious scripture to suit their weds but when it’s used against them it’s suddenly not okay I talked to a monk about
crayonster:timeturner: bex-chan: you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it #DADDY
mskneesocks:idk i’m just very sensitive to when people mock kids and beginner artists about their skill like it takes time to get good and comfortable with art don’t rob that from peoplepeople’ve ripped up my drawings when i was younger and liked
anidorikildra: shippingreactions: WHEN CHARACTERS WON’T ADMIT THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER EVEN THOUGH IT’S SO OBVIOUS It’s even better because he’s on a ship.
arrowhearts: rachelbearenson: why is it always that the sign that the robot/AI is becoming ~*too human*~ is when they fall in looove give me a robot who realizes they’ve ~*exceeded their programmed parameters*~ when they get incredibly emotionally
captioned-vines: jaxxgarcia: when guys don’t get it 👭 Guy: “I think the reason why you don’t wanna go on a date with me is that you’re afraid you’ll find a man who treats you right.” Jaxx: No, baby, something tells me that’s not it.”
urtube: taze-that-chicken: urtube: It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses
chibird: It’s especially important when you haven’t had a little victory in a while. It’s good to remind yourself you’re making progress!
thevideowall: buttmandumbass: this post just cant be on its own. it needs the accompanying pic “when you’re level 80” that is exactly the same image, but the stick has glowing runes on it and the crabs are purple Ok, I had nothing better to do
tamberella: Tutorial on “Autumn Run”. This is how I create all my pet portraits! It’s a fairly straightforward process. It can be harder when few photos of the animal(s) are provided, or if the photos are poor quality. I’ll make another tutorial
grumpytrans: reminder that makeup has no gender/is gender-neutral and when a transboy wears it, he’s still a boy and transgirls don’t need to wear it to be considered feminine
becausebirds: The sound your rooster makes when it is running low on batteries. [YouTube]
take your body, haunt it
consultingskeletondetective: I remember when I first got Harry Potter and the deathly hallows I picked the book up and it accidentally flicked to the last few pages and I quickly shut it because I didn’t want to spoil it for myself but I saw “Ginny
thatvegancosplayer: thecutestofthecute: merlynm: He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog. this video makes me so happy inside i can’teven describe it He’s so happy he doesn’t know what
obsessivelygalahad: acheloi-s: I don’t think we talk enough about it being 100% ok to abandon your goals. There is so much about keeping on trying and working hard and You Can Achieve Anything When You Put Your Mind To It which is a great sentiment.
dylan-garcia: Isn’t it annoying how you can remember a dream vividly right when you wake up, but quickly forget it once you’re fully awake.
joshpeck: oomshi: @joshpeck I’m not kidding when I say that I had to block you on snapchat because I accidentally sent a dick picture to you when it was supposed to go to someone else & I literally SCREAMED & panicked I’m sorry
hansolocareer: walking into Zootopia thinking it’s a cute, passable kids movie when you realize that it’s a commentary on racial and gender stereotyping and how it can create harmful stigmas and how those stigmas can cause people to be ignorant and
mikestoklasa: me: i’ll cross that bridge when i get to it *immediately gets to it* ah,
bearygarden: OK you know when you hold a cup on your face without your hands… like you suck all the air out of the cup… i don’t know what it’s called but it’s like That it’s really good
pepsimangb: Kojima is a scary man when it comes to his English. He knows just enough to be a real danger to himself and others. It’s a thing of beauty.
sprachtraeume: beijinhos: my kids: omg you were alive when Britain left the EU?? thats something my textbooks talk about what was it like me: i was looking at memes about it What if they put screenshots of tweets in history books
rvengefulobster: thezohar: spontaneousmusicalnumber: That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday” what does this mean It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits
svrferblood: me when buying something over บ: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
vinesforall: twineedle: its lavender James: Maybe we shouldn’t get too greedy. That’s when things fall apart. Meowth: Don’t worry that pretty blue head o’ yours, I got a plan. James: [offscreen, lowkey annoyed] It’s lavender.
beijinhos: my kids: omg you were alive when Britain left the EU?? thats something my textbooks talk about what was it like me: i was looking at memes about it
fireandlifeincarnate: look…………….. write as much shitty fic as you want. nobody can stop you. you’re learning constantly and it’s better to write hackneyed implausible ridiculousness than it is to not write at all out of fear of fucking
chauvinistsushi: sexy-svetlana94: The actual smell of rain comes from plants. When plants are in drought they produce oils in replacement for waters. When the time comes and it finally starts raining the plants get their needed water and they release
steamyjibs: tavr0ss: when you keep changing the group chat name and everyone hates it wtf is this i know this is game grumps but why does it look so much like a random stock image why is there a stock image aesthetic and why is it in this picture i
joshpeck: dracumon: you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when
jackthevulture: When u see a post that pisses u off but instead of contributing to meaningless discourse u screenshot it and send it 2 ur friends so u can be pissed together and validate ur anger
franfrandraws: I get so stupidly competitive when it comes to festivals and shit. I’m glad I fought for that straw hat it’s freaking adorable. Suck it Abigail. Extra:
cuddletoy-therepist: when u say gg but it wasn’t gg it was bg
khansfringe: ce-les-ti-al: camiekahle: I’ve never related to anything more college in a 17 second montage this always appears when it is most relevant to my life at the current time. Nice to know it’s not just me
kartari: TBH the only lipstick i will ever wear when i go out is abh liquid lipstick 🍒 it’s just sincerely the best long wearing lipstick!!!!!! stays on during eating drinking laughing talking even moderate kissing 💋💄
g0966: when u accidently kill the protag on the pacifist route and don’t even have a good excuse for it but still gotta crack a joke to lift up the mood and it ain’t working
falseredstart: birdsandbirds: When your sharp-shin forgets how to sharp-shin. My cool friend bands raptors. it’s always awkward if you give the bird a toss and it doesn’t want to fly…
vrixie: irisannwest: do you ever do you ever just have that one class that one freaking class that just depresses you when you think about it because oh god you hate it so much The bourgeoisie
badgengar: a-heart-of-calcifer: ehlnofey: When Ken Morrish picked this apple off a tree in his garden, he thought a prankster had painted half of it red. But after inspecting it closely he realised that the remarkable split colours on the fruit were
Be near me when my light is low, when the blood creeps
wan-shailu: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: lunamoonlc123: standpoor: this literally changed my mood 180° IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS <3_<3 LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank
suspend: my cousin ordered ice cream for her son and when it arrived he looked like thisbut after i stole it
terriblecacti:Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone,
zaznayka: saccharinescorpion: softbutchmonet: saccharinescorpion: talking about Rosie The Riveter, fun fact: while the We Can Do It picture has become the most-well known depiction of her in modern times, it wasn’t really a famous image when it was
umm-mmm: tittysprainkles: solpress:when ya grandma dont want u to be a lil bitch No, if you’re gonna do it, do it bitch 😂 Lmfaoooo
egglayinkakyoin: lorddio: Jotaro ‘Im bad at one liners and have to ask other people to do it’ Kujo in his defense, when he does try to do it himself, he kinda uhhhhhh:
sunandreign: Steve Lichman, #2 - Pure of Heart My friend showed me this comic last night and I’m so pleased it exists. More here. They also have a Kickstarter though they surpassed their goal threefold on day 1. I so want this book when it comes out.
allourheroes: queernigga: the-future-now: There are two big rules when it comes to email: Always proofread and never send an email when you’re upset. I’ve learned these lessons the hard way. I’ve sent angry emails that I’ve immediately regretted.
jaded-misfits: thetattedstoner: raybabygirl: thetattedstoner: Day N Nite || Kid Cudi U ever completely baked…and watch a music video and everything just… makes sense Or is it just me? I feel it, it’s spiritual This song made me fall
the-good-names-are-gone: loyal-phan: erlenmeyertrashofsandersides: when-they-go-low: megansan: niteryde: faineemae: things tumblr needs to add: lockable posts (so you can make a post unrebloggable) when deleting a post, it deletes everywhere
jagatcurious: matematickcom: Music and geometry 👍🏻 This isn’t a meme. It’s a dance. It’s not funny but it is amazing and i really really want to perform this once before i die
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![vinesforall: twineedle: its lavender James: Maybe we shouldn’t get too greedy. That’s when things fall apart. Meowth: Don’t worry that pretty blue head o’ yours, I got a plan. James: [offscreen, lowkey annoyed] It’s lavender.](https://69.media.tumblr.com/2f26ce68a0027fc54fad15a0354c33dc/3483c59599515be9-52/s512x512u_c1/7a9c64136d90243ca313cea7c213806a328a91fd.png)
