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I made her when I was a kid.If you think she’s creepy already; you ain’t seen nothin yet.Apparently, I thought she needed a butt crack… For some reason.Before you ask, I have no fucking idea why I wrote steamy unicorn on her back.It&rsq
Sayumi from “When supernatural battles became commonplace”
when you’ve just won the World Cup and you suddenly realize that you forgot to turn off the lights at home
When a random statue in a cave tries to flog off a tear from your dead mom
when u low key hate your job but you gotta fake a smile cos it pays well
alrightinthebayou: dayzea: When life gets tough it’s time to do some weird shit to your hair this is actually a very common feeling! psychologically speaking, immediate and unexpected changes in appearance (i.e. cutting or dying hair) are a way to
When I was little, up to age 15, I thought wet dream meant dreaming you peed and peed in real life... I was wrong
When I was just 6-7 years old I made a passionate rant/speech to my friend on how toilets are lame and “stupid” and we should stop using them……If that doesn’t show that I was always omo trash idk what will lmao 👀🙅🏼♀️🚽
When lust is mixed with true love, it’s the best thing in the world. I look forward to having this in my life again one day. Honestly I don’t see myself having sex again unless I have deep feelings for the girl cuz otherwise it isn’t
When I date someone at this point in my life. I’m not dating them just to say I’m dating someone. I’m dating them with the intent to build, progress and have a romantic partnership. If somewhere along the lines it doesn’t work out, fine. But
aarontaylorjohnson: When Marnie Was There (2014) dir. Hiromasa Yonebayashi
cinemamonamour:Ghibli Trains - The train to Kissakibetsu, the seaside little town of When Marnie Was There (2014)
netals: 思い出のマーニー (When Marnie Was There) (2014) dir. Hiromasa Yonebayashi
When I’m around someone with a different accent I tend to start to talk like them and I actually have to concentrate really hard not to do it because I don’t want to offend them but sometimes I don’t even realize I’m doing it?? Does this happen
when survivors talk about our experiences, please *please* listen to what we have to saybecause we have first-hand accounts, we have unique perspectives you may have never consideredit is extremely difficult for us to speak out about what we have been
when we were kings
When Disaster Strikes…
supersugoiboi: when you reblog an ask prompt and get no asks
When you consider adding Vodka to your juice box:
ok I’m enjoying watching jjba and it’s super over the top and all that fun stuff, but jesus fucking christ, I hope you all know that I have to pause it and let out a long scream when they touch anything remotely historical.
When you have so much zeny on RO that your main account can’t hold all of it:
When someone insults one of my fandoms
tenthgrader: me on tumblr: boys are demons! they have killed my crops burned down my house murdered my pets! we must defeat them me on the streets when i see an average boy w nice hair:
When you lose your phone in the middle of a good fic...
jenndoesnotcare: octobones: tonysharktrek: aarongodgers: mrsfreddykrueger: aarongodgers: 3 separate times today people thought I was much younger than I am. The guy at the movie theater ticket booth when I got the tickets for Deadpool and the two
egg-rolls: when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
kaarchin: When you start opening up to people
curseworm:consistently forget that medication that relieves minor incomveniences exists so when i have a headache or my eyes are itchy from allergies or whatever im like “oh… the suffering is endless. this human form is weak and the tiny pains do
gottalurvgia: When people put canon characters so ooc so they can be shipped with their ocs
easilyhumored: when someone gives you a really hard high five and you try to act like it didn’t hurt
lizzymodblog: when your partner sends you nudes
When you thirsty as all hell even after releasing multiple times and it still doesn’t quench the thirst!
When I don't know how to end my book
bagmilk: when you pretend to be sick but your parents still make you go to school
zweilous: when it’s sunday night and u have homework
princessababwa: When I pass a test that everyone else fails
illkim: When you do a group presentation but don’t know what’s going on
deathnoteforcutie: when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just
kylehilde: when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end
florizer: that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it
I can only sleep right when...
blackabsol: when you bottom for the first time after being a top all your life
saddestblogger: when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u
mynyas: pros to having thick thighs hot as heck easier to crush peoples heads with ppl can use them as pillows (100% more comfortable) WHEN U WEAR SHORTS GOSH DARN UR LEGS LOOK SMOKIN
when will science make alpha!iwa real so he can destroy my ass
omg when tracer kills reaper she says “death comes,” that’s fucking adorable
cinemamonamour: When Marnie Was There (2014) - Scenery
whos-mans-is-this: lucidnee: Kylie Jenner talm bout everybody trying to copy her by wearing wigs when just last year her ass couldn’t blend her ũ,000 part wig even with help but I can name 10 black wig youtubers who can make a ฤ wig look like what
When your bae really wants you to stay but you’re like NOPE I’m out
daddyisatitlenotagender:When I tell you, the thought of grabbing someone’s hips and fucking them until I’m satisfied is running through my mind right now. Just thinking about her moaning and begging for me to fuck her harder makes me wet. The sounds
skybread: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: missingagloe: fresh-prince-of-taco-bel-air: Zero is a hero. My mother’s cat did the same exact thing when I was born! ANIMALS PROTECTING SMALL HUMANS KIND HUMANS HAVE GIVEN THEM A WARM HOME AND PETTINGS SO
When people use “USA”, “America”, or “United States” to describe all of North America I just
belgoroth: forthemilitaryloves: Story behind this? Her dad was leaving on a 2 year deployment. She was crying, and wouldn’t let go of her dad’s hand, even when he stood in line, saluting. No one had the heart to break them apart. i’ve reblogged
stegrey: He stood in the doorway, cock in hand, watching his little girl hump her little pussy against her hand, wondering what she was thinking about when suddenly he heard her moan, “OH GOD DADDY"
When an open bar has liquor, beer, and wine
jamesyouth: This is what happens when you let your employees play their music in the mornings
ankle-beez:ankle-beez:ankle-beez:Well this is absolutely hellishMickey Mouse when I ask him why he’s increasing my house rent by 贄 dollars every month (he’s my landlord)The underpaid disney employees on their way to evict me and my family
slydig: why be rude when you can be nude
