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thosenaughtyvictorians: WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE FAKE DOG
“I just need to tell somebody this: oh my fucking god, my boyfriend was eating me out in the back of his car for the first time ever, and his fucking FRIEND DRIVES BY and sees us, and MY BOYFRIEND WAVED AT HIM, MY LEGS UP IN THE AIR AND EVERYTHING!
Pretty sure eggs don’t come from a fucked up lawyer shitting them. Or that they are somehow that shade of blue either. Or that they’re covered in what appears to be strawberry flavored lube.
I have the greatest feeling that I’m about to fuck shit up. I mean… you can also use the jar for tequila right???
Comp prize #3 for @gre7g!Features a race of alien in his up-coming book- I’ve read the first and it’s great so if you’re interested check them out whilst you’re at it.
#fridayfingerbang | Kristina Rose & Jordan Ash | The Bombshells (Elegant Angel) Fuck my sweet mouth while you warm me up for what’s next.
Daddy knows just what I need after a long, tough week.
Hopefully just for a few more days. Going to the dr. today. Flight home fucked my ear, it wont be clear whats up until i am seen. Set off my vertigo pretty badly. Worst case, ive drawn with vertigo before so i shouldnt be away too long.
So… Marvel… retconed Old Man Logan… and it’s fucked up but that’s not important.This is important:They retconed Captain America… Steve fucking Roger is (was) a Hydra agent all this time.Captain America is (was) a Hydra
sol-se: Did I seriously just FINALLY catch up with Agents of Shield only to have it go on a month hiatus? Yes. Yes, I did. fuuuu ONE MONTH HIATUS?!?WHAT?!?
jas720: masked-up: masked-up: Richard Spencer: The United States is not your real home, your ancestors didn’t build it. Gary Younge: My ancestors built it tenfold and weren’t payed for it. Richard Spencer: Its like saying African Americans built
Soooo this past weekend tho. So much up and down for me, but it was totally worth it. Reminds me that I’m not as heartless as I tend to think I am. I don’t even know where to begin… All I can say is I’m now involved in a love
yungasura:rubyfruitjumble: chipsncookies: mistintrees: randommakings: thatshitaintpunk: THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING
tangobunny: ask-buxton: tangobunny: I forgot that Robot Wars has a new series! I wonder if it will end up being a contest between wedges again?! If you look at the competitor’s page on their website, you’d notice a distinct lack of wedges, but
Like… I dont…. what…. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE!!!
=_= Honestly though. What the fucking fuck?
…. what the fucking fuck…
thisgingerisback: Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES”
fuckyeahladies-fictionalandreal: You know what’s not fucking cool? Cultural appropriation. You know what is fucking cool? Buying clothing inspired by a culture that is designed by the people of that culture. Think Native styles are cool? Here, let
hermescostellos:last night pat and i came up with a phantom blood high school AU out of nowhere omg so i doodled during class…. jonathan is like…the really smart kid from a nice family, and speedwagon is a delinquent that gets like beaten up and saved
Lol what the fuck how did my pricecheck topic about Kandura end up in a fight too? *rolls on the floor laughing* GUYS PLEASE. 8’D
dramaticallymurdered-confes-blog: TRIP GO SHOP FOR NEW FUCKING CLOTHES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING YOU STUPID /FUCK/ YOU ST U P I D ASS HOLE WHO THE FUCK WEARS /PLAID/ ON A FUKIG SUIT YOU LOOK LIKE HANK JR.s NEW CD YOU ST U PID G CULIN
21seul: I wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on You’d be the only one in the world who does
coffeeandspentbrass: cerebralzero: therevenantrising: cerebralzero: therevenantrising: That damn Phuc Long is at it again… what the fuck……………………… What the Phuc*… 5.45 is gonna Phuc shit up Long time.
sauvamente: luxwing: sexualbolshevism: bogleech: “LIFE HACK lie to your spouse and ruin your things!” what the fuck is wrong with straights why the fuck do straight people hate being honest with each other This is so childish and unnecessary,
cupcakeinthetardis: dancing-timelord: theassincas: JUST. LOOK. AT. DRACO’S. FACE. #omg she punched my boyfriend. #damn i’d love to tie up harry like that aw ye- WHAT THE FUCK GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BOYFRIEND i don’t ship drarry but i like
callmeatthecrossroads: grace-brisbane: echrai: I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!” and then there’s Barbossa’s reaction. omg “What the fuck? Elizabeth? Barbossa? Elizabeth,
spookycasfucker: holyfrackles: what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK welcome to the gun show
punacceptable: I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
gatheringbones: cyprith: d0z0: the-tabularium: justalittlelaugh: tribalvoices: s-un-rise: wait omg this is amazing wait what does this symbol stand for :$ ^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood SWEET SKIES ABOVE If I saw this while
assbutt-in-the-garrison: sowhatilied: frxshvixws: cloudmonstachopper: oh THIS FUCKED ME UP.. WOAH WHAT THE FUCK
tootsienoodles: hemsworths: yeah but what the fuck’s up with people thinking that converse are appropriate shoes to wear formal clothes
sebuttstian: merksmirs: paulyoptosaurus: accio-avengers: wollipyos: asexuals: What are those? Those are Doritos. seriously though, what the fuck are those?! doritos. its an old bag design i know. seriOUSLY GUYS THOUGH WHAT THE FUCKARE THOSE
cosinica: razzledazzy: razzledazzy: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY SCHOOL I JUST SAW A PERSON DRESSED AS A DROP OF HOTSAUCE WHAT THE FLAGELLATED FUCK? BY THE POWER OF NAUGHTINESSI COMMAND THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HOT SAUCETO BE REALLYREALLYHOT!
darkarcherprince: tseecka: wait-whaaat: uniquelyreflectinghisglory: cali-fornia-herewecome: rahmagical: cultono: likeadisneyprincess: dallyxxwasxxgallant: believe-in-laughter: books-on-tables: what the fuck What in the actual fuck? *slow clap*
lotrlockedwhovian: Castiel. I’m told you came here in an automobile. Fucking Supernatural. This is Satan and an Angel of the Lord having a conversation about riding in a car cause Satan legit wanted to know what the fuck was up with humans and their
someone-almost-famous: tylerchokely: slaughterhouse-420: i think about this a lot WHAT THE FUCK “dude, dude, dude… climb in my mouth.” “dude, what?” “climb in my mouth then you can pop out and fucking yell surprise
pish-taco: sociopathicassbutt: pish-taco: CALM DOWN CAMERA MAN REALLY THOUGH WHAT THE FUCK IS UP CAMERA MAN? oh don’t get me started, this show loves its dramatic zooms almost as much as the winchesters love their clothing layers
fukkkres: when people ask you what ur gonna do with ur life and ur like i donno but you do know and in ur head ur like fuck bitches and get money what da fuck you think
holyfrackles: what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK
deansdamnation: ashoeytaco: deansdamnation: The Family Business what the fuck is this WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS The Family Business
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: nonespark: A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK fuck off, hans
hairandbrokenglasses: hairandbrokenglasses: what a sick president legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem
katyismarvellous: #can we just take a moment to appreciate #that Clint #while holed up doing a job of watching all the scientists working away #managed to work out BEFORE the quantum physicist exactly what the fuck is going on #with the tesseract #by
bookshop: solongasitswords: nullbula: thesylverlining: what happened in roughly 1870 though why was there temporary internet with a few people searching for pokemon? It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened
awkward-fallen-angel: loungezombie: katyissuperawesome: zethian: Legolas what the fuck happened to your elf eyes LEGOLAS WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR ELF EYES SEE fun fact: Orlando Bloom’s eyes are naturally dark brown, but when playing Legolas wears
completely-dunn: wifipassworcl: thepottertardis: apertures413thdoctor: pleatedjeans: via Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998 ellen degeneres came out in 1997 yeah but ellen what happened in 2014 ellen page came out in 2014
everybodylovescasserole:battlepope:bowieismyboyfriend:travelingteadaze:sighbroken:do you ever just stop and think wow what the fuck these things are real and they exist in the world like what this shit ain’t just a picture it is actually literally a
tetraghostfan: *wakes up* what the fuck
thelazystrippers:robhand:deathcomes4u:jameow:onessmokin:transastaroth:epicboners:kinglnthenorth:thealoofnightowl:feministcatlady:thesherlockednerdfighter:What the actual fuckThese people exist. What the fuck just… just fuck off america The hell is
essentialcas: irensupernatural:for ksenianovak (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) i know i JUST reblogged this but i mean… what the fuck. who the fuck does that. who the fuck looks at their friend like that. nOBODY THAT’S WHO. THIS IS ONE OF THE GAYEST THINGS
seansoo:*wakes up from a nap i took on accident* what the FUCK
goatmeats: i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her Ű. what the fuck
castihalo: “What the fuck Sammy, what are you– SAMMY GIVE IT BACK TO ME RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR-” “What’s the matter, Dean? Don’t you have Your Guardian Angel to keep your things safe for you?”
lucifeur: reality-stays-behind: lucifeur: WHAT IF THEY OPEN THE CAGE TO PUT THE DARKNESS IN AND ADAM GETS SAVED WHO’S ADAM?? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WHO’S ADAM
mermaid-mafiaaa: candiikismet: grandpaq: jelloapocalypse: prguitarman: Cartoon Network what the fuck Gumball doesn’t fuck around The fucking music This is terrible! Lmao Wtf. 😭😭 Cartoon Network dome lost their minds.
i just really wish today never happened. i wish i could have kept my shit together. i had no reason. no fucking reason for crying and i couldn’t stop for almost 4 hours today. what the fuck went wrong (other than me). i don’t know. i had a
At the mall i grew up at looking for haagen daz aaanddd I’m lost and forgot what stores are? Where am i?
susiethemoderator: “Chanel Urban Tie Cap”?? What.I hate when white people take and try to claim what’s been known to certain cultures for DECADES.Now the price of Durags gunna go up just like coconut oil, rice, quinoa, and mangoes.
knappl: A Collab! Sapphire’s air jordansAnd Ruby’s crocks.“What are those?!?” (stupid meme, I know) Ruby is totally digging those J’s tho@jen-iii
