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outkast1728: Matty had just received a new program from a friend of his, DR.exe, he had no idea what it did but he trusted his friend so he booted up the program. A window popped up saying You are the Receiver, wtf does that mean? he thinks as two hot

“OMG - so for the very first time I masturbated while high and it was so fucking intense. I also used this brand new vibe that I got. Wow, just wow. It really is true what they say about orgasms being better while high. It seriously felt like this

orgasmictipsforgirls: “OMG - so for the very first time I masturbated while high and it was so fucking intense. I also used this brand new vibe that I got. Wow, just wow. It really is true what they say about orgasms being better while high. It seriousl

Power Play What better way to start off a new year than with a newcomer? This writer says that she(?) is exploring sex and sexuality through writing, which includes erotic short stories, flash fiction and poetry. Stepping onto the dais to make her Library

redsamsstuff: Everyday I learn something new, I say to myself “This was a good day…” and then I smile moronically and prance around gayly. Effort. That’s what I’m lacking, I’m just doing this. Let’s see what effort brings next time. On

It’s time for a new video! Well, while my GF was away at work i got bored and horny. But there is a problem. Since im together with my girlfriend i never did it myself for two years now. Yeah, i got lazy or lets say that she knows what i like. So

Stella Maxwell, wow! What a gorgeous model. 25yrs old, of Irish decent, born in Belgium, grew up in New Zealand, Australia and now in New York and Los Angeles… pretty much been there, seem that, some it all… Lots of people say she’s only got one

emigration: whoaskedt: “Adeles new music got me so thottie”what does that even mean!!!! me saying hello from the other side of the club

goodstockclothing: Being a Boston-local, I’d say there’s hardly a week that goes by that I don’t think to myself, “Hmmm, I wonder what Bodega is cooking up”, or “Damn I wonder if BDGA got those new Kobe’s”. Either way, if you live in

Well i think Miranda Wants to show Shepard Her “New Sexy Bikini ”!? teeeeheee ! (Blonde !) so what do you guys Think “Shepard Should Say ”!? Teeeeheeee ! Well i had to “Mod Both Miranda And Hitomi ”!? so that Miranda

It’s like Marica can read Ramon’s mind. He says he just wants a cigar, but she knows he could use more than that. This brand new series shows what a perfect and hot little helper she is. Who wouldn’t want an amazing blow job, incredibly

misswylde: misswylde: misswylde: i got a sweeeeet new toy i just realized my chubby lil cat is in the background of this no one ever let me color my hair red again no matter what i say. someone always remind me that blue is my color

thecheatingslut: black-new-world-order: littlegirlincontrol: Its THAT looks that says I’ve found what i want, and you could never compare. - Cuckie Ahh, the sweet taste of victory! The BLACK NEW WORLD ORDER is coming. Your wife loves the new neighbo

How does quitemystery always know what to say? Yes I love getting a wax and then coming home to play with my new smooth pussy. As a matter of fact… Oh! That is exactly what I’m doing now ;) quitemystery: Do you do this to yourself sweetie

orgasmictipsforgirls: “OMG - so for the very first time I masturbated while high and it was so fucking intense. I also used this brand new vibe that I got. Wow, just wow. It really is true what they say about orgasms being better while high. It seriousl

youdeservedegrading: The hiring manage wanted to get back at Me for what I did to his daughter, so he hired a dyke to be My new secretary. He doesn’t seem to understand that no female says “no” when I decide the answer is “Yes, Sir.”

fuckyeahtattoos: This tattoo was made in Union City, New Jersey by Marcelo Silva. Its a reminder to me to stick to what I love and that’s music. Its a half-sleeve wrap-around and the quote says “When words fail Music speaks”

gooningout: Oh, fuck yeah! Is this new set featuring gooner Philip Deal real ecstasy or what? It goes without saying that he was a major hit last time he was seen in here. And we have no doubts that this new post will be just as big! He totally deserves

orgasmictipsforgirls: “OMG - so for the very first time I masturbated while high and it was so fucking intense. I also used this brand new vibe that I got. Wow, just wow. It really is true what they say about orgasms being better while high. It seriousl

Here I am, trying to be the good husband as my wife goes into the dressing room to try on some new clothes, and out pops Leanne, saying she can’t get any of her bras to close, and that she needs some help! What am I supposed to do now? She wants

askawayyouperverts: ttothekay: A sketch I actually roughed out last year, but I decided to finish up this year. Originally it was meant to be for the holidays, but who says getting a present for the New Years isn’t topical? That’s what I keep telling

orgasmictipsforgirls: “OMG - so for the very first time I masturbated while high and it was so fucking intense. I also used this brand new vibe that I got. Wow, just wow. It really is true what they say about orgasms being better while high. It seriousl

omgsfm: omgsfm: New Lara Croft (RoTR) commissioned animation Preview GIF looks like sh*t, I know; gotta censor it for bla bla tumblr guidelines, sensitive content reasons. I actually forgotten what I wanted to say, lol; so yea that’s all, stay

Do you like what you see? Do you love it? Do you want it? Do you long for it? It’s all yours! The barn is your new bedroom. And no you can’t have clothes when you are in here. Maybe you’ll learn that when I say I want the

Do you like what you see? Do you love it? Do you want it? Do you long for it? It’s all yours! The barn is your new bedroom. And no you can’t have clothes when you are in here. Maybe you’ll learn that when I say I want the house cleaned,

How about a little bukkake to start off your day? These ladies sure love cum. Lots and lot of cum. I don’t have much more to say about that. I’m a lesbian. What do you want me to say? :P Sei Shoujo always does good work The link to the NEW

So I guess one of the ways you can get the new messaging feature is if someone who already has it messages you? Like an infectious disease?What I’m trying to say is, please infect me(edit: WOW THAT WAS FAST; THANK Y’ALL VERY MUCH)

I just wanted to remind you all that in only three days, I’ll be releasing a brand-new caption story, entitled “Dream”, and I have to say that I’m really excited to see what everyone thinks about it. Personally, I consider it some of my best

I didn’t think I was coming back to this theory. I said what I needed to say, and clarified what I needed to clarify, but sometimes circumstances change in ways that you don’t expect, and new evidence comes to light.First, a preface: I do not believe

fantheoriesandfoodporn: I didn’t think I was coming back to this theory. I said what I needed to say, and clarified what I needed to clarify, but sometimes circumstances change in ways that you don’t expect, and new evidence comes to light.First,

42blackcats: new-ace-on-the-block: diggly: iamnofallenstar: erikfuckinglensherr: dullaidan: what im saying is that bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals should all join together so we can be in the fictitious trifecta. enough people will say we’re

mssjada:You losers help me out. In return here is a sexy new pic. I just sold a loofah. That was a first. What else would you boys be interested in of mine besides panties and socks? And don’t say my pussy. Because that dumb answer will get you

askscootabot: It’s my very first New Years Celebration! I hope I’ll learn how to use fireworks without them exploding in my face until next year. Anyway, Happy New Year! (That is what you say, right?) X3

geoff-and-gwen: Gwen: wait WHAT!!! Don’t try and pimp me out mod (Mod) hey I’m just saying because your new that you haven’t had a kiss yet that’s all x3!

faedex: spitandvinegar: New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up - that man really salts my melon! - you know what they say, it takes a

yeahstr82gay: When you’re driving home a new car to surprise your son for his birthday and call ahead to tell him that when you get home you’re going to give him what he’s always been waiting for, and he says, “Do you mean what I think you mean?”

Farm boy goes to college and his new roommate asks, “Is it true what they say about farmboys, that they fuck cows and pigs and chickens?” Farmboy says, “Chickens?”

malikai-3 replied to your post: malikai-3 replied to your post “SH*T WHAT DO I… Yes, really. You said you wanted people to know it was wulphire’s place. What better way to say that than WULPHINHAGEN! OR MAYBE NEW WULPHIA OR THE FLUFFY WULPH

hisokasturtleneck: hiphopfightsplaque: depressednmoderatelywelldressed: thebluelip-blondie: susemoji: Never like their tacky clothes anyways What the hell what in the living fuck, are nazis designing the clothes? You say that like it’s a new

new-ace-on-the-block: diggly: iamnofallenstar: erikfuckinglensherr: dullaidan: what im saying is that bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals should all join together so we can be in the fictitious trifecta. enough people will say we’re not real and

mynightwing: My sister walked up to me, naked and I froze. She took me by surprise. I didn’t know what to say, or what she wanted. I felt my cock press hard against my shorts , when she finally asked what I thought of her new glasses I told her that

new-ace-on-the-block: diggly: iamnofallenstar: erikfuckinglensherr: dullaidan: what im saying is that bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals should all join together so we can be in the fictitious trifecta. enough people will say we’re not real and

spitandvinegar: New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up - that man really salts my melon! - you know what they say, it takes a bushel of

new-ace-on-the-block: diggly: iamnofallenstar: erikfuckinglensherr: dullaidan: what im saying is that bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals should all join together so we can be in the fictitious trifecta. enough people will say we’re not real and

42blackcats: new-ace-on-the-block: diggly: iamnofallenstar: erikfuckinglensherr: dullaidan: what im saying is that bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals should all join together so we can be in the fictitious trifecta. enough people will say we’re

fangirltothefullest:deluxeloy:vr4300: New Yorkers be like “chill bruh the rat ain’t even that big” What’s that blue thing next to the New Yorker? Judging by the bullet proof vest I’d say that’s a pig.

What else is new? I can’t say “invite me over and I’ll fix it” soooo… You should probably do something about that 💁😂 gingerbeard-viking

new-ace-on-the-block: diggly: iamnofallenstar: erikfuckinglensherr: dullaidan: what im saying is that bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals should all join together so we can be in the fictitious trifecta. enough people will say we’re not real and

lostwithoutmyconsultingdetective: an-otter-and-a-hedgehog: “happy new year!” i say. “excuse me,” someone replies. it is gandalf. “but what do you mean? do you wish me a happy new year, or mean that it is a happy new year whether I want

switchingdesires:Cute couple goal #2:Make her go through intense conditioning, to plant a new disgusting kink in her mind. Frequently remind her of what you turned her into, ask her what her friends would say if they could see her like that, instruct

new-urgirlamber-notcheating:When your gym friend reads your panties and takes it literal …. Oops 😬. Yes that is what you think leaked out and dried up. Can’t say the actual word of the fun police might not let me post these 😂 My clit is

“Do you know what I like about my new hoodie?” Sabrina asked Mr. Crude.“Besides what it says about “Rocky 5″ being underrated?”“Yeah, besides that.”“Ummm… it’s soft?”“Well, yeah, but I was thinking about how easy it’ll

twloha: Welcome to Midnight. That’s what we say when the ball drops and a new year begins. i like that moment because beyond the fireworks and resolutions, beyond the kisses and celebration, is the quiet hope that something can be new. That it’s

new-ace-on-the-block: diggly: iamnofallenstar: erikfuckinglensherr: dullaidan: what im saying is that bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals should all join together so we can be in the fictitious trifecta. enough people will say we’re not real and

faedex: spitandvinegar: New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up - that man really salts my melon! - you know what they say, it takes a

hottestgirlaroundyou: Did you really mean what you said last night . About you and me moving to a new place, starting a new life as couple, having a family. You didn’t say it just because you saw me getting serious about that guy and you were afraid

checkingoutforheroes:Second breakfast.Y/n: My mon doesn’t love me anymore. She said I have to find a new home.Yelena: What??Natasha: I did not say that. I said that you couldn’t have second breakfast.Yelena: Let’s go.Natasha: Where are

I’m laughing tho because every time I check that site before the new ep is actually uploaded this is what it looks like and it’s like it’s saying that we all need jesus

Say hi to my new hyena character. I guess he’s what you’d call a ‘fursona’. Fuze why are you making a fursona when you already have Fuze-dragon? Well, the thing is Fuze-dragon was created to reflect that I used to exclusively work on MLP related

sexygymchicks: @shonda1020: “We must become the change we want to see.” . It’s Monday and for some that means nothing but for others it’s the true start to the NEW YEAR-NEW YOU!!!👏👏. During cardio I began thinking what to say this morning

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