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It’s one of Deathmetal’s favorite poses…..I have no idea what it’s called or what I should call it…I can’t quite call it ass cock unless I call Asscock something else (which, I at least have another word for it).
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to. ~ W.C. Fields
It’s what they call “an evolutionary advantage”
what is this extreme bukkake fetish called does it have a name #Bukkake
What most people would call a ‘Tube Dress.’ It is very form fitting but it isn’t what it seems to be, because with this dress you can make it into a tube top or a tube skirt or an outfit with no middle. A lot of diverse options
corcordiumm: I brought the bathing suit to my face, then rubbed my face inside of it, as if I were trying to snuggle into it and lose myself inside its folds. So this is what he smells like when his body isn’t covered in suntan lotion, this is what
It’s what you call a bad ass calendar (Taken with Instagram)
it’s what we call ourselves — sort of like a team. earth’s mightiest heroes type thing.
It turns out Night Blogger Steven is more powerful than any of us realized
COMIC BOOK STORES IN CANADA:I walk in, and the bunch of geeks at the gaming table wave hi. The blue-haired girl at the counter says she’s the manager and asks me what I’m looking for. When I tell her I’m after a rare comic from the 80s she calls
It’s a fucking terrible thing that should be taken seriously. Something that is harmful and disgusting.It’s also something people are constantly called online. Time and time again, artists have been the victim of people who disagree with them
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
did-you-kno: Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes. He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked. ‘The clown’s
IT, calling via phone: hi I’m looking for *list of names not including mine*Me: *neglects to mention I told this same IT associate yesterday what my name is and that i have equivalent power as the rest of those people because if the universe throws
mrscarter-mrswest: Women are constantly held to a different standard than men are. Famous men are allowed to pose full frontal nude and their ability to parent is never called into question. Their status as a role model for young men is never debated.
eliciaforever: Space is so creepy and wonderful. Who the hell needs hell when there’s space. Like there’s an old constellation called Eridanus that you can see in the southern sky, and its not a very interesting constellation. It’s a river. It’s
call-me-bekki: “I want to tell you I miss you with no subtext. No guilt, no anger, no expectation that you’ll fix it. I don’t want you to feel bad or to tell me it will get better. This is where we are meant to be right now – me apart from you,
there is no other side. this is it.
timeless-mars: timeless-mars: I know that water signs are sensitive™ but can we talk about earth signs??? If they don’t have time to eat, forget their stuff at home, or the environment is messy, it throws their entire mood off
tylerhoech: some of you haven’t stayed up late to read a 100k+ word fic even though you had to be up early the next day and it shows
gemeauxlogy: Cardinal (Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn) moons: *thing happens. “processes” feelings. moves on*Fixed (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius) moons: *thing happens. says they’re over it. holds silent grudge for 10 years*Mutable (Gemini,
ironmacn: some of you haven’t spent countless hours thinking up a whole universe in your head to escape to and it shows
@myself why are you so weak when it comes to stickers?they’re pieces of paper that stick to things? you do not need them? stop this
goddamnitkastle: goddamnitkastle presents: A thread of Kastle cliches we should have gotten/gotten more of but we were untimely robbed of them and I will probably not get over it any time soon Source of original post linked here
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:sometimes i order things i could easily go out and buy from the store online just for the euphoria of receiving a packageme: it’s literally the exact same boring bottle of shampoo that you can go out right now and
earthshakinlove: favoritelatina: u all scared of that new IT movie but u’ve been dating clowns all ur lives 😤😤😤🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤡🤡
cuttlefishcolor: bardpropaganda: xbnx: id love for someone to please explain to me how i ended up terrified of any kind of intimacy while craving it constantly all at the same time Abuse bro Saving these tags bc I mean. Look at them
mjalti: me: it’s not realistic to expect the type of love depicted in movies and stories, they function on an idealized notion of love that has a quick deus ex machina for situations that would require entire lifetimes to solve in real life me, when
tinyconfusion: trump really came out to call these fascists ‘special people’ and that he loves them and called everyone else evil and how it was a stolen election
unmistrusting:weissfire:humandryersheet:luisonte:Me duele la cabeza This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit. finally, applied mathematics
wilwheaton: witchesversuspatriarchy:Dancing in the woods, anyone? I follow this downtempo playlist on Spotify called Stoned As Shit, and they use the moon part of this image for it. This is the first time I’ve seen all of it, and it’s perfect.
livelaugh-cali: ”What kind of mother misses her own daughters wedding.” OMG. The mother is dying! That’s why Ted started tearing up. Thats why he wanted those extra 45 days with her. She has cancer I’m calling it, and he’s spending every
my new favorite thing, from the NY Times“The alarm over Russian submarines in Sweden has veered into popular culture and even farce. The Swedish Peace and Arbitration Society, a leading antiwar organization, has installed what it calls the Singing Sailor
It seems clear that his awareness of what we call reality is radically underdeveloped
i got a call back from a job I applied to and i’ve done this shit before but why is it so awkward every time why am i so awkward
alwaysthestudent: queefybuttcheeks: forestwhitakerslazyeye: twitterlols: WHAT They called the Feds? Why? I would too that shit some streebo gotta keep the streets safe from this Reggie ass weed Way to look then shoot a gift horse in the mouth
what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely
ringoshiba: konec0: gamefreakdude: literally what the xbox one conference sounded like to me nailed it this will never stop being funny
sarahtoga104: No I will not stop calling Tsuritama the gay fishing show.
eatmeallnight: bevgodsgirls: eatmeallnight: holdmycontroller: eatmeallnight: This is the farthest I got. This game is hard as fuck. whats it called? 2048 My friend beat this. I was so proud of my ~4k score and he was like, no I got 20k. Then he
diokpara: yagazieemezi: You know what, guys? I’m not ashamed. I’m into it. HERE KITTY KITTY HERE KITTY KITTY Why is this six year old talkin bout “here kitty kitty”?
What’s it called when LGBTQ+ people get pushed out of safe spaces in order to make it more friendly to straight people? There are a number of places I know of that were established as LGBTQ+ spaces but now are called “gay friendly”
Call it what it is: White man/cop MURDERS ANOTHER Black kid
fumbledeegrumble: You know what I want to see more of? Feedist relationships without fat jokes or namecalling. Feedees who aren’t aroused by being called shit like “piggy” or “fat boy;” who are into the weight gain but don’t feel comfortable
madeagleloveladyboy: slutswithnutts: Succulent I have try that one yet, and hope that will help with massage, I dont know what it call that name?
restoremyfateinthese: dontmakefriends: siobhansanti: xhardcorebearx: kinda wanna watch this, whats it called? Warm Bodies! ughhh need to see! THIS COMES OUT FRIIIIIDAAAAY
What Would You Do? television show, showcases the contrast in responses to young white male criminals vs black criminals. Not only did people call the cops 10 times more to report the black vandals, but even sleeping black teenage boys were perceived
megasonger: grawly: teamhellnope: brainbubblegum: I love the Winnie the Pooh newspaper comics. Everyone’s such a dick to eachother, it’s so out of character. Is it simply called “Winnie the Pooh”? I never bothered to read the title, I just
what-hath-science-wrought: pomp-adourable: tlaxxcalteca: amuseoffirebane: Reblogging this again because I found info! This is 2/3 of a band called Too Many Zooz (they’re lacking their trumpeter here), the song is called ‘Flightning,’ and the
tycianeb: NASA has confirmed the discovery of a real-universe analogue of Gallifrey, the home planet of the Time Lords in Doctor Who. According to a recent article, NASA came across what it calls a “transiting circumbinary multi-planet system” –
crawdaunt: straightboyfriend: humorking: if you call yourself hot i will find you extremely unattractive no matter how actually hot you are why? is it because you’re scared of confidence? what’s wrong with someone knowing they’re attractive.
asap-dumpster: dirtbaby2016: whats it called when shes telling u about her day and u cant stop smiling appendicitis
averagefairy:whats it called when your self awareness is so overwhelming that you can’t live outside of your own head long enough to like enjoy anything……..asking for a friend
Found the cable. This is Wills (Called so because he belonged to my brothers friend called Will so i was Wills dog, we’re amazing with names) and i he’s six but is still i big pup
dangerouslyzanyperson: “You may be powerful. But that doesn’t make you strong.” Oh, now THAT’S what I call the Breaking Speech. I don’t want to come across as someone who hates Raven. But I really waited a long time for the scene like this.
it’s the last day to call congress to stop FCC and help save net neutrality!so I wanted to share this page again, you just have to type your phone number and they will give you a script of what to say in the call!let’s do it guys!!
is this what they call bimbofication
gonna eat pizza for dinner today wOOOOO! I had a craving for it yesterday thank you papi
