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Cat what are you doing. You are not a towel. You do not even like water. Get off of that. CAT DON’T LISTEN TO ANYONE ELSE YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT. IT’S YOUR LIFE. GO AHEAD AND BE A TOWEL. FUCK THE SYSTEM. YOU’RE SUCH AN INSPIRATION.
counterterroristswin: BUT THEIR EYES SO CONFUSED AND ADORABLE “WHY ARE WE HERE” “WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS” “SO MUCH LIGHT - WHY” “OH FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT” how the fuck do you even get owls thats what i want to know
twilight sparkle what are you doing at the white house you cant participate in foreign policy trade agreements youre not even an elected official the fuck twilight
lordxeras: lordxeras: Tell you what gets my goat. When Europeans get that fucking superior attitude. You know the one. The “we do the oppposite of those americans so we’re the place to be”. Listen buddy. Even if Europe didn’t have massive issues
bitch-youdontknowmylife: ellende-generes: Left this for my parents. THAT’S IT. THIS IS WHAT I’M DOING. THIS IS FUCKING PERFECT. LAUREL, YOU ARE THE BEST. Awww ^-^ I would never do this to show my parents I’m Bi. o//o I can’t even bake.
that awkward moment when South Korean television and Tumblr decides that Sherlock Holmes is a romantic drama…
blanketking: jedipokemonmaster: puff-to-tuff: lifterspairohdice: jaidefinichongg: I don’t even know what happened Screenwriting looks like all fun and games until you have to clean the screens Who the fuck do they think they are? What the
transmemesatan: peppapigvevo: i hate elitist expensive classy food culture In all seriousness this is what I’m talking about whenever I go off on how the rich can’t even spend their fucking money. Do you honestly think these fuckers are getting
dpc123: devonbrookxphilbrooks: Dean….. You’re fucking killing me here!!! I just want to…. God! I don’t even know what I would do!! Oh sweet lord I may never get to bed…these are great
striders: do not let the word “problematic” even touch your goddamn lips when you are discussing specific acts of racism, anti-semitism, transphobia, misogyny, homophobia. do not gloss over that shit. say what you fucking mean, do not use a sugar
littlebusty: I fucking love it when your eyes are glued on me. The words don’t even have to escape your mouth I know what you want and I am happy to do it for you and you alone. Just.. please don’t make me wait long for you to split me in two,
v4nessax: Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE OH MY GOD H O W W H Y CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT WHY DO YOU EXIST GET OUT LEAVE I HATE YOU SO MUCH ARE YOU
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philohunter: “Mom? Mom what… why are you doing that to Jimmy the neighbors son?” Her mom didn’t answer, she only kept sucking the boys bug cock. “Mom?” She showed no sign that she even heard her daughter. “Jimmy, you fucking creep,
misha-and-the-avengers: captainstevers: comfortablycurious: daily-asgardian-news: The Guardians of the Galaxy get the unnecessary censorship treatment! IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU DO… YOU. ARE. NOT. PREPARED. I CAN’T EVEN PUT INTO WORDS HOW FUCKING
freelancerkiwi: mutantragequitpsycho: if this isnt the face of “are you fucking kidding me?” idk what is he doesn’t even have to look at gavin to know hes doing something stupid
popokko:dude do you say no to blathers when he asks if you want to hear animal facts? are you fucking serious bro? come on. you’re not fucking with me? what the hell is wrong with you man. fuck you. get out of my face. i can’t even look at you right
fabulousmatthewwilliams: american50amber: thiszcat: Wait hold up Hold the fuck up Is that Tony Dude are you just laying wide awake in America’s arms DO YOU EVEN SLEEP What if aliens don’t sleep, but he agreed to lay down with America because
What Greta and all those little girls are doing isn't "saving the world" you stupid fucks. They're not even old to vote. They have no power. They are begging you to act. THEIR WORDS ARE A CALL TO ACTION BUT YOU'RE ALL TOO BUSY NOMINATING THEM FOR PRIZES
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eatingisfab: aladycalledkatie: counterterroristswin: BUT THEIR EYES SO CONFUSED AND ADORABLE “WHY ARE WE HERE” “WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS” “SO MUCH LIGHT - WHY” “OH FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT” how the fuck do you even get owls thats
typical: aladycalledkatie: counterterroristswin: BUT THEIR EYES SO CONFUSED AND ADORABLE “WHY ARE WE HERE” “WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS” “SO MUCH LIGHT - WHY” “OH FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT” how the fuck do you even get owls thats
well-metaphoricallyspeaking: kimpissable: clevverbot: UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU
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kimpissable: clevverbot: UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE