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What to do when two girls come to your house in bikinis, wanting you to take their picture. And want to drink whiskey. And act as if they are fighting. And actually do end up fighting by accidentally hitting each other too hard while pretending. And they
Actually I knew exactly what I was doing.
what was i supposed to say? “sorry, boss, agent king is actually a superpowered nutball. just ask my buddy, the urban legend.”
sharpwords-sharperblade: actually yes, there is somethin I’m tryin t’ say. DROOG IS A LANKY ASS CAGEY LOSER, PASS IT ON. Do you really want to go there, Slick?Because I see you saying shit about me over there.And I’m feeling quite oblige
do you guys ever get nostalgic over a fanfic you may have read YEARS ago that you absolutely LOVED and im talking like 6-10 years , and you actually go searching for it to see if it still exists and read it over if it does
What the ACTUAL fuck is my hair doing?! All I did was take off my headband, and suddenly I look like an extra from the Mary Tyler Moore show.This is the longest my hair has been in a decade. Mom suggested I should use this opportunity to grow it out,
What would you do with this boy?Part 2: Here’s what actually happenedSee the full post with all 10 pics, animated GIFs, and the story of what happened here.(This is about as “non-adult” as I could make this post here…all the really good parts
what steps do y'all take when you feel extremely overwhelmed with things you have to do?besides doing one thing at a time and not procrastinating… which I am already aware of and abide by
alohomorashlie: ceasepool: do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob is this what girls do always
I’m actually really pissed about my phone lmao… my luck has been crappppp lately and this ruined my hold tbh.. But you know what? I’m gonna do what I do best when I’m stressedI’m gonna drink a hella ton of soda, get all clean and looking
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
Do you ever just look at yourself and an argument you just made and go “wtf you pile of shit???? like thats not what you actually think at all??? 20 cans of alphabetti spaghetti on the floor would have a better argument than u???”
blaqkwidow: i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
Who knew I actually possessed emotions, let alone jealousy?! Like I’m genuinely mad at my ex because it should’ve been me. He’s not doing this to make me jealous, of course. He doesn’t even know what I see/find out because I keep
ventedtigers: sortofpunkstorm: juannation: Do y'all remember this fight from Shrek? Fuck idk why I didn’t see that coming… WHAT THE FUCKKK GOD DAMMIT
I don't know whats wrong with me
What the actual fuck… and why do I not find this as creepy as I should… Not cool… =_=
ashstfu:i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever
cassabian: #omg what are you really doing #srsly what the fuck is that face #I can’t even figure it out omg… It took me ages to figure out what he was doing, I thought he was pouting, but he’s actually biting his bottom lip! This calls for
I have never been so terrified of a picture of myself. Although, I do want to do a happy dance over how neutral I look. Yay~
uhhh I hope this is presentable enough for my student teaching orientation.
what I should be doing:>grading????>working on my fic>working out what I’m actually doing:>feeling listless and terrible>feeling sad and unsafe>not doing anything productive/that will make me happy
I don’t know what my face is doing but this lip color is called she devil and I wanted everyone to see it.
what the actual fuck is my hair doing in that last pic
thedarklordluci: wecallthem-miracles: cameryncats: vaeugly: stupid-face-karen: dikhead: this would sort of explain déjà vu well fuck do we continue in the cycle? and never actually escape? because we “die” at the end, and after “dying”
slugbrain-thoughts:Yess girl slaaayyyyyy wait no stop don’t actually girl what are you doing what are you doing stop stop stop oh my god god no no he’s dead no no no oh my god girl what have you done
catsandcunts: awesomephilia: awesomephilia: WHAT THE FUCK WHO WOULD DO THAT APPARENTLY SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK “Until I had to admit that I pooped in the butter" I am fucking dying
sominic-dimper: goddamnitobama: dipdyed: goddamnitobama: never trust a girl who doesn’t put on her bra backwards and then twist it round to the front why? bc she is probably satan trust me on this Wait do people actually put their bras on
what the fuck Tumblr why would you recommend this post what in the actual fuck what am I doing so wrong that the deep and mysterious algorithms that govern recommendation look into my soul and go “yes, we have found the perfect match”
what if straight people actually do it better :/
whats-wrong-with-ygo: Licking your lips: How you think you’re doing it VS. How you’re actually doing it
spoiled-marie: you like this, baby? you like watching your wife bounce on an actual WORKING cock? Do you even remember what this felt like? I mean, I’m sure you can remember how a vagina feels, but I’m asking if you remember what having actual
localpubliclibrary:What do you consider the pillars of your diet? Like not what you consider the most delicious, or even necessarily your “favorite” food, but the food that if you look within your heart and are honest with yourself actually
sammylheart: @sammyLheart: I took ill on the cruise. This is just follow up tests to make sure everything is doing what it should be. @AnnaBanks: are you allowed to have visitors?
what makes me sad about koujaku’s sss is that aoba says he doesn’t want to feel the pain of being seperated from koujaku again but he leaves midorijima in noiz and mink’s routes.
alibabe48: Ugh. Some countries such as Sweden actually flattened their curve without closing the economy because their lawmakers made clear directions on what to do and what not to do and people actually listened and followed directions…🕉
moonnations: bluesargentsclues: nuggetemily: letshearitforthisclown: watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this Here’s a sampler if you don’t want
gokuma: roskiiart: florianesque: amuzed1: black-to-the-bones: They’re literally calling for every white gun owner to step up and kill black people. That’s not okay. Just imagine a black person doing the same, saying the same things. A black person
r0gu3-0f-h34r7: asexual-not-a-sexual: I’m always like, “I WANT A RELATIONSHIP!” But then I realize I have no idea what I would do if I actually got one. What do I do after I get it? Like, do I need to take the person for walks? What do I feed
danthenachoman: just in case people needed some perspective as to how much a billion actually is 1 million seconds is just over a week and a half 1 billion seconds is about 35 years
wtf-rdj: rdj-obsession: What the actual fuck? Why do I not know this? and why can this man literally do anything and I still think it’s nothing but hot?? Is he doing what I think he’s doing? Also, fantastic shoes!
Wisconsin GOP Passes Bill Banning Poor People From Buying Shellfish, Potatoes And Ketchup
do you ever read people’s urls the completely wrong way and then one day realise what they actually say/mean and it’s like everything finally makes sense
femalewrappers: put an album in my ask and i’ll write a short paragraph saying what i think about it
what the motherfuck do i actually have to do to be a normal teenager ?
(WHAT WILL YOU DO?)(VOTE HERE!)Our boy - 1, Vampires - 0 .Don’t you take my sweet boy’s stuff you big rat with a potion. I think that’s a potion? I guess I don’t actually know, now that I think about it. Seek: Something drew you to this magic
foxnewsofficial: i don’t know what i’d use a samurai sword for but i do know that i need one
What if i had some crumble of social skills and could actually do something constructive.
People say a lot so I watch what they actually do
nocturnalmoi: Hmmm so I kindly tried to tell Adore Delano that she shouldn’t appropriate the Bindi and she replied in a VERY immature way. I’m actually very disappointed tbh. She deleted her tweets now but I managed to take some screenshots. I appreciate
snow-white-and-little-red: snow-white-and-little-red: snow-white-and-little-red: Guess who Fucking locked themselves out I Fucking climbed through the second floor window My Dad wanted me to show him how i got inside the house Dani what the actual
kurozu501: keyofjetwolf: ACTUAL LOL PEARL TOTALLY SOLD STEVEN OUT THAT IS MARVELOUS #pearl is the fussiest bossiest mum #but have her in a situation where garnet might disapprove and suddenly she’s three and i love it #I MEAN AMETHYST I EXPECTED
do you ever look at yourself and just go what the actual hell are you doing
#what about Kanaya though #Sunny? #you don’t want naked girls in hers #and Terezi too #scales could be pretty I guess but that’s kinda weird? no way man there should totally be naked ladies in Kanaya’s B) jk but yeah actually I have
actually you know what, i have so many doodles i’m just gonna throw them all at you nowCATCH
queenscoronet: oh boy i hope this is ok but i saw @dashingicecream’s strawbana kid and had a wig that matched already so i threw this together in under an hour?? i rly love her design i might. actually do it nicely in the future?? YO !!!!!
Do you ever look at yourself and just go what the actual hell are you doing…
