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A girl's moan is great don't get me wrong. But what's even better is that moment where she can't manage a moan, or even a scream, so it comes out as a screech or a high pitched breath. That moment when she can't even express the amount of pleasure she
what-even-is-thiss:kineticpenguin:This isn’t photoshopped btw that’s the real White House Twitter I didn’t know that I worked for the White House Twitter account because that’s exactly the kind of fire I’d be constantly raining down on the GOP.
trickstersgambit: deliriumbubbles: what-even-is-thiss: what-even-is-thiss: what-even-is-thiss: So I guess I’m living in a dictatorship now. That’s fun. Trump declared a national state of emergency (for no reason) so until a lawsuit goes through
what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:My brother and I both imitate things that we find funny and compete with each other to see who can get closest to what people say in sound and tone and as a result we’ve gotten half decent at cartoon type voices.
what-even-is-thiss: porko-rosso: ayeforscotland: marxistbarbie: marxistbarbie: boris johnson’s speech about the UK coronavirus outbreak was literally the ‘some of you will die but that is a risk i am prepared to take’ speech from shrek verbatim
Not even a challange.
what-even-is-thiss: Yesterday my dad told me something that I think maybe more people need to hear. You’re allowed to just do things for fun. He told me that in this modern society, especially the United States, we seem to have this attitude that we
what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:My dad was telling me about something that he described as a “gun that put vaccines through my skin” when he was a kid and I looked it up and I think he’s talking about jet injectorsThese things aren’t widely
what-even-is-thiss:I’m trying to figure out why cis people feel so threatened by trans people just existing and my only conclusion is that they carry their genders around in metal lipstick containers in their pockets and they’re afraid that trans
what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:I’m a red-blooded corn-fed AMERICAN MAN and if I wanna get my tits chopped off that’s my god-given right as a tax payer.Why should the government tell me what my gender is? Back in my day we earned our
what-even-is-thiss: breezv:paperandpencilsandskips: breezv: paperandpencilsandskips:breezv:nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again So true, btw
what-even-is-thiss:soupmoths: ps5 brain monday Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious
what-even-is-thiss:angeltannis:So The Walking Dead is doing NFTs now (yeah idk LOL) and watching their extremely confused average Facebook page liker try to understand wtf that even is with cryptobros trying to explain THE BLOCKCHAIN, MAN to people’s
slimegirlwarlock:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:The people that think trans people want to force people to have sex with us have the same energy as those people in the early 2010s who seemed to think that if gay marriage was made legal they’d
what-even-is-thiss:The thing is that at some point you need to confront the fact that thinking you’re the worst person on planet earth is also a form of ego. “You’re not the main character” often applies to people who think everything will go
bloody–knives: softestvirgil: what-even-is-thiss: what-even-is-thiss: what-even-is-thiss: Why do straight men make fun of other men for liking girly things when they themselves literally like girls What is girlier than a girl riddle me that. She
what kind of fucking fortune cookie is that!?!?!
bandit1a:obscureoldguy:auroranibley:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:I keep hate-reading plague literature from the medieval era, but as depressed as it makes me there is always one historical tidbit that makes
twofingerswhiskey:brunhiddensmusings:beeperbopper:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:I’ve figured out that one way to stump older people that complain about the current generation is to have an inflation calculator app on your
What’s more fun than a panic attack?A panic attack at WORK.What’s more fun than a panic attack at work?A panic attack at work that was caused by getting shoved TOO MUCH WORK.What’s even MORE fun than a panic attack at work because of too much work?Me
catherine-tate: I’d like to do a play; I’d like to do Much Ado About Nothing; and it just so happens that the perfect Beatrice in my head is Catherine.
what-even-is-thiss: 221cbakerstreet: libertarirynn: konoira: Moses And The Burning Bush Is this prince of Egypt fanart because I am all over that. I mean isn’t the prince of egypt technically fanart itself As a person that teaches Sunday School
what-even-is-thiss: pottamux: kamen-rider-zed: bunjywunjy: celticpyro: fenharel-em-halam: So myself and two best friends got matching tattoos that say Κύριε ἐλέησον. It’s pronounced Kyrie Eleison and in ancient Greek means “Lord
what-even-is-thiss: Americans are so competitive. Even with people that they like. We ought to start a propaganda campaign like “Sweden has a higher voter turnout rate than us! Are you going to let them win?” “Britain has better class mobility
what-even-is-thiss:red-mercer: trashboat: tumblr just fucking nailing it today Unrestrained summer fun Click all photographs that contain power lines.
what-even-is-thiss:wizardpotions:I honestly think that the reason that twitter and tik tok think that tumblr is dead is that it does not have an algorythym that spoon feeds you content in the same way, there’s no fyp and there’s no news feed
what-even-is-thiss:funnytwittertweets:The women in science sticker adds a certain flavor to this that I can’t quite describe
what-even-is-thiss:With almost everything on earth there’s someone that’s dedicated their entire lives to it either through hobby or career and I’m so glad that there’s someone thinking about everything. I’m glad that there’s people that travel
what-even-is-thiss: that-catholic-shinobi: authorgirl1111: fandomlockedfan: anchirotleep: hopeful-weirdo: hello-kitty-senpai: Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. “Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is
so like. what’s it like to be romantically attracted to someone
another thing i don’t understand about antis is their fiction is reality/fiction affects reality thing bc if that’s what u want to use as an argument why are u even playing/interested in ovw anyway. ovw is a violent fps and playing it will make u
what-even-is-thiss: I am a 5′9″ trans guy.I can tell you as someone who has socially been on both sides of things that this is incredibly accurate and I hate it.
revolutionator:kittysegway:bloganddice:jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:inquisitor-desya-lavellan:I’m sorry but what is this fucking bullshitwhat the hell does that even mean? Women are unapproachable???What?“…Even the presence of one female in the group
what-even-is-thiss: mistersaturn123: avatarsnowy: I know that my style of joking with friends involves insults but if I ever say something that actually hurts your feelings even if I was joking and you know I was joking please tell me and I wont say
What the Fuck is That?!?
tyrannosaurus-rex: i want everyone to understand that this is the purest most soul cleansing gifset on this website. every time it blesses my dash i feel renewed and my depression recedes for two weeks
what-even-is-thiss:acrylic-user:what-even-is-thiss:No you won’t ever be exactly the same again and that’s fine, actually.I’m assuming you’re talking about the ‘died and came back different’ thing?No, I’m talking about the mundane horror
what-even-is-thiss:breezv:paperandpencilsandskips: breezv: paperandpencilsandskips:breezv:nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again So true, btw can
plavoptice:twofingerswhiskey:brunhiddensmusings:beeperbopper:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:I’ve figured out that one way to stump older people that complain about the current generation is to have an inflation calculator app
kingofthenorth:what-even-is-thiss:desertretro:thelockenessmonster:what-even-is-thiss:leontibarton:what-even-is-thiss:I’m watching this reality show with my brother that’s like a blacksmithing competition and some of these people look exactly like
what-even-is-thiss: perilegs: copperbadge: minnielikes: galesofnovember: liketheghost: so is it a thing in (american) english to use “texas” as a word for like, something that’s out of control or chaotic, or as like, “crazy”? like “that
liraelclayr:kingofthenorth:what-even-is-thiss:desertretro:thelockenessmonster:what-even-is-thiss:leontibarton:what-even-is-thiss:I’m watching this reality show with my brother that’s like a blacksmithing competition and some of these people look exactly
what-even-is-thiss:ehlers-world-problems:what-even-is-thiss:Somebody tell me a joke please. An innocent stupid joke that would tickle the fancy of a ten year old. What do you call a dog who does magic?A LabracadabradorOkay that’s pretty good
halibellecter:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:I reject the idea that kindness and gentleness and love needs to involve a bunch of gentle flowery languageI help you move, I bake you a pie, I sit next to you on purpose. How are
notsopolite: He did not even flinch
what-even-is-thiss:irishfolklore-deactivated201912:When you think about it in context it’s actually kind of wild that historical artists were always painting bible scenes with the figures wearing clothes that were contemporary for the time and located
what-even-is-thiss:Since they don’t teach gay sex ed in school let me tell gay guys and anyone else that wants to use the back door that douching is bad for you. It will cause long term problems. Also starving yourself all day will not work because
what-even-is-thiss:I think that we as a society should get more comfortable with the idea that sometimes our friends will be attracted to us and sometimes we will be attracted to our friends and nothing needs to come of that.You don’t have to date.
what-even-is-thiss: erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm
what-even-is-thiss:random-shit-writing:what-even-is-thiss:oodlenoodleroodle:My favourite thing about tumblr is that people are just so people here. Like everyone is just some guy. People on instagram and twitter etc feel much less like just some guy.
what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:Apple trying to go back to their early 2000s aesthetic with their AirPod ads while not understanding that it was the wires flying everywhere that made those images so coolThe wires are what makes it cool.
