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My wife is so cute, even when she thinks I’m not watching. Hi baby! What do you think @voyeurunaware?
mrsvegas719: Playing outside, wana catch me?? What do I get if I do catch you?
Do want! If you were ever wondering what to get me for a present, these would be pretty good. Just sayin.
megustamemes: I really need to get myself an iPod. Follow this blog for more memes and rage comics.
I bet you can’t or won’t do it naked! What do I get if I do it? I’ll do whatever you want sexually- every weekend ‘til we graduate from college. Dude… we are freshman…pinky swear? Yeah… you don’t have
I bet you won’t do it. What do I get? I’ll give you a blow job if you do it… but you won’t. SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!!!! Love that he is showing that off with a nice ‘TADA!’ Make my dreams come true and earn it!
actionjavhd:http://www.actionjav.com/ What do you get when you have a bunch of amateur guys doing a bukkake-like scene with their favorite porn star? A hot scene, without a doubt, but watch the blooper about halfway through. Poor guy!
gofurther: What do you get when your suds turn scary? A screaming clean Ford. We convinced these passengers to get an innocent car wash-and then dialed up the prank-o-meter to go further. Happy Halloween! Watch the full video here. Special thanks
Man… I don’t get it, you give Superman post-crisis/pre-final crisis/pre-flashpoint to the people, and they complain because he is too cheesy and boring, is a good guy who has principles and he can’t do nothing wrong and we “can’t” relate
Didn't get any sleep at all...
avatarstateyipyip: friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair
slayingbells: slayingbells: poi can’t end before we get an episode where root, john, and shaw are all in god mode. what if we get a stand off between murder in laws and shaw, and john and root go god mode with tm and shaw goes god mode with samaritan.
hackedmotionsensors: “Noot Noot.png” What do you mean there’s a sad ending? JE REFUSE
chimchiri:What do you mean, this is not the ending? This is exactly what happened.
outofcontextdnd:“I’ll have you know I am exceptionally biodegradable.” What do you mean this is not what that meant? /shot
sexyprinceofpuzzles: What do you do when your greatest gift becomes a curse???
scribblekin: Satoshi…you need to reactI know you’re weirded out, but this isn’t the first time something has tried to grab Pikachu off your shoulder, you need to DO somethingOK, getting there…Satoshi you have arms, you can still do something
whorville: WHat the fuck is wrong with white people I dont have time for this i come on here for some quality blogging and what do I get. Fuckin white girl got the cast of “A Bugs Life” in her head I’m deleting
You see my muse pole-dancing at a strip-club for the main event. What do you do about it?
h0neylime: whorville: WHat the fuck is wrong with white people I dont have time for this i come on here for some quality blogging and what do I get. Fuckin white girl got the cast of “A Bugs Life” in her head I’m deleting Lmfaoooo
shaiger: everyone else gets like those super cool Charizard x Machamp pokefusions and what do i get?… DORB
liberalsarecool: It’s one thing for Trump to be a Putin puppet, he has debts and is a scum bag, but why do Republicans go along with Russia? What do Trumpsters get from the deal?
rosesollux: WOAH OKAY LOOK IT’S A GIVEAWAY ALL RIGHT LET’S DO IT. LET’S GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT WHAT DO YOU GET: FIRST PRIZE: IS ANY WIG OF YOUR CHOOSING FROM EITHER MATCHWIGS.COM OR AGREE518’S EBAY SHOP. I HAVE ORDERED FROM BOTH AND BOTH ARE AWESOME.
staff: Hello, America! Today is Election Day, and because it’s so damn important for eligible voters to actually vote, we’re letting you pledge to do so right here on Tumblr. What do you get? The address of your polling place. A link to all the
Me: what do I wanna get for dinner?My housemate: dick?Me: well…. yea but…. I don’t think I can order that off Uber eats?
istillloveparamore: yelyahwilliams: istillloveparamore: What do you get when you put Taylor York And Jeremy Davis together? You get Justin Timberlake You will never un-see it now that I posted this muahahahhaha It’s probably the only reason
To be honest its annoying how stuck up people are saying “I got something crappy for christmas” Have you ever thought about all the homeless people and foster kids ; what do they get ? Nothing . Appriciate what you get because other people
asid-alice: whorville: WHat the fuck is wrong with white people I dont have time for this i come on here for some quality blogging and what do I get. Fuckin white girl got the cast of “A Bugs Life” in her head I’m deleting What the fuck? WHy
timeramen: shaiger: everyone else gets like those super cool Charizard x Machamp pokefusions and what do i get?… DORB That’s a dorble
pokemon-personalities: pokemon-personalities: no offense but… whats the point in saying something rude about someone’s favorite things to their face just bc you don’t personally like it or have the same taste as them… like what do u get out of
i just remembered i went into a store the other day and the employees there get to wear utility belts that match their uniforms and i’m gonna call the union and ask what i have to do to get that at my workplace
incexxx: “A tit fuck? And what do I get from all of this?- Well, I can eat your pussy for it.- For a week!?- Don’t get greedy sis! I’ll eat you for a week if you do me a blowjob too.- Hm-m… deal!”
keshawood-deactivated20140918: “Just because I’m sassy and have a mouth on me doesn’t mean I’m coming from a negative place. There’s irony in what I do; that gets overlooked. I’ve listened to a lot of rap where men talk a certain way, often
shaiger:everyone else gets like those super cool Charizard x Machamp pokefusions and what do i get?…DORB
harm-the-unknown: Director: Okay, so Gerard, you’re going to throw this shirt in the wash. Frank, you’re going to fold these pants. Ray, you’re on the dryer. Mikey: What do I get to do? Director: Uhhh…..Here. You can pour the detergent into
Wait.. if you blow away an eyelash, you get a wish.. so what do you get if you blow away a nose hair?
Me: oh god no here’s a memory of a thing that happened and was really bad and fucked me up for, like, forever, well shit but I have work to do uh do work or do stress relieving thing hm do I deserve stress relieving thing what do uhhhh work tO i have
Change moves in spirals, not circles. For example, the sun goes up and then it goes down. But every time that happens, what do you get? You get a new day. You get a new one. When you breathe, you inhale and you exhale, but every single time that you
Based on what I post, what would you get me for Christmas?
lovestory: What do I get in return? What are you doing for me?
me-la-pelas: flowmaspuro: beauties-dru6s-tacos: p—xo: beauties-dru6s-tacos: If you got big titties and are in between the ages of 22-25 hit me up! It’s for a science project. Lol what do I get? You get to help science 😂😂 I’ll do it,
uravagina: I get to touch my boobs, 24/7 what do you get to do? watch.
charile: trillow: what do people even do if they don’t watch anime get laid
naughty-aunt: What do you get when you cross a wild college girl with a naughty cougar? That’s what aunt Stacy and I had.
pokemon-personalities: no offense but… whats the point in saying something rude about someone’s favorite things to their face just bc you don’t personally like it or have the same taste as them… like what do u get out of that interaction other
Absolutely! What do I get if I do or if I do not cum? 😈😈
qrred replied to your post: do I kno how to smile?????? no not at … How do i get my curly hair like that :OOOO haha hmm well i just wet it, towel dry it a lil, take a lil styling cream EXTREME HOLD and FLBLFBFBLb work it thru and theN hope 4
ari-chann replied to your post “hey guys, i was curious if you would consider doing (C86) [Tohonifun…”Pssst, Kouhai, what are u getting op for Valentines??????? c:YOU THINK IM GOING TO SAY IT HERE???????? WHERE SHE CAN SEE??????????????
star-stables: 10 minutes before “Why do you carry around that long belt?”“I make a bet with all my first dates, and if I win they end up wearing this belt.”“What’s the bet?”“That I can read their minds.”“Ok bet… what do I get if
Why is it you’ve been without something for so long then all at once you get multiple options ??
We’d like to be painters, we’d like to be poets. We’d like to be writers, but as everybody knows we can’t earn any money that way. What do you want to do? When we finally got down to something which the individual says he really wants to do, I