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“Yeah, I want you too, little brother, but just a flash for now. Mom and Dad are just inside! What would they say if they saw you with your big sister’s head bobbing up and down on your big, tasty cock? …Okay, maybe I can’t resist
What if they want to fuck me bareback and come inside my pussy? I mean, they are your bosses, I don’t think you’d like me to say no.
They say you are what you eat, so I eat flowers so that I could become beautiful, too.
stelena13 submitted: THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TODAY IT WAS AMAZING AND HE WAS WEARING FUCKING SLIPPERS WITH A LEATHER JACKET AND SUNNIES LIKE WHO ARE YOU??//?///? AND THEY SIGNED MY IP aaaa putos todos!!
thehappyexistentialist:Remember these? They played in the background while you were growing up. Three hours of annoying alt and pop rock from the 90s to the early 2000s. Some of these songs you love, some of them are your guilty pleasures, and some of
Can I join you in your tree house? Sure… as long as you follow the house rules? What are they? Rule One… you must be naked. Rule Two… you have to do whatever I say. Okay… sounds like fun. I’m coming up. Nope…
They say you are what you eat but I still ain't pussy.
breakfastbooty: Weiss, you’re so cute when you’re like this~ W-w-what are you saying, you dolt!? Don’t touch me! Can you imagine Yang and Blake wondering why their dorm room is locked and Ruby calling out to them that they’ll have to wait a
fucking-meatball: assetandmission: K, so, after Steve and Sharon kiss, when they both say “That was… late”, and smile? …What are they even talking about? Late?! LATE?!?! When was their chemistry set up at all?! Steve and Sharon’s ENTIRE
mestizotaako: mestizotaako: youtubers like markiplier and pewdiepie have CHILDREN who idolize them and then still lack ability to understand that what they say fucking matters. You cant make jokes stripping the humanity from people who have already at
spreadyourwings-andflyhigh: GUYS I just realized a thing You know how Levi’s pupils are always tiny tiny little dots? well look at this gif and you know what they say, your pupils become bigger when you look at the person you like/love guys it’s
retrogradeworks: sonderdog: sniffing: internetexplorers: what are your thoughts on ‘skinny shaming’? its stupid to act like it doesn’t happen and as if it doesn’t harm the person in question especially if they struggled with eating disorders,
oaeuy: lavenderfables: Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe
mooncustafer: notquitesoancient: you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who
What they say: There is a skeleton inside you. The truth: You are inside your skeleton. You are a brain. What the fuck
mordanthallion:preschtale:logicgoeshere:der-prinz-aus-stahl:basiumis: datjukebird: condensation Condensation cream The best are the shirts with sayings: PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBARMOTHERFUCKER I fucking love the human race we’re all a bunch of dopes.
seedy: when adults say teenagers are too young for love, but then too old for fun, and too smart to play dumb but too immature for serious conversations like damn what do u expect from me
greeneyestn: What are they to say?
fangpants: Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune As a man, I gotta say I dont fucking know either. I dont even care
the-eagle-atarian: merlinarthurbooksmoviesandshit: Gay people can get married now yet we (women) don’t have all the rights we need. What is happening? But… women have all the same rights as men… so… are they saying they want
policymic: Watch: ‘They Daily Show’ exposes birth control-penis pump double standard Although the birth control mandate has been hotly debated and contested for its burden on taxpayers, Medicare has spent 逈 million on penis pumps in the
showerthoughtsofficial: Wireless charging pads are actually a step backwards since we ’d no longer be able to use our phones while they’re charging.
aspiring-kryptonian: It’s one thing when people watch a kid’s show with even the slightest inkling of a mature theme or idea and say “HOW IS THIS A KID’S SHOW?!?!?!?!”, but it’s another entirely when someone literally forgets that what they’re
most of those clips seem to be from “Cry for Help”. I know the one where Garnet says “It’s perfect” is actually from “Reformed” and not a new episode, you cheaters.
Y'know, I’m not saying folks can’t complain about or dislike the PPG reboot but I’m wondering if people are aware that a lot of the animation errors they’re point out about it can also be found in early SU episodes too (except
commongayboy: When men say “take your girl swimming on the first date” but they don’t know about powder and setting spray
gallifrey-feels: hereistotheheartbreakerss: “I fall in love with human beings based on who they are,” she tells the magazine, “not based on what they do or what sex they are.” DID SHAILENE JUST SAY WHAT WE ALL WANTED TO HEAR? SHE IS LIKE THE
jucheguevara: bottombinch: all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs “I’m just doing what I’m told. If I am ordered to remove gold fillings from refugees theeth then that’s what I’ll do”, says police officer Michael
what tf does this say
not attractive when people do this. when they do say this i like messing with them by saying “yes you are ugly. yes you are dumb. yes you are fat” haha then they all get butt hurt but ayyy its what you said!!!
waffleboat: helloitzsaammy: -leannecaranza: HELL IS THIS. LOL LOL . all i understood was aeropostale and the cuss words. HAHAHA. what the hell are they saying. Hahahahaha idk ?
livefortherisk: it’s like it’s saying, “HUMAN! HUMAN! THIS IS WET. THIS APPEARS TO BE VERY WET. HUMAN! MY FEET ARE ALSO WET. IT IS WET. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO. NO PICTURES PLEASE.”
cthulhu-with-a-fez: smartaleckette: What would you say to people who are disappointed that they have been sorted into Hufflepuff? (x) HOUSE PRIDE YO
trickysp8: onesassydemon: lil-nerdy-dude-with-wings: auroralightsineuropeskies: Can we talk about how huge his wings are? you know what they say, big wings.. bigger shadow on the ground when they die!
maybejustcreation: how can you not think dean is cute??? like are you saying to me that you won’t even give the barest acknowledgement that what your eyeballs are taking in is at least three puppies worth of cute?? horton hears a really bad liar!!!!!
captoring: youtube ads just waste their first few seconds before the skip being like “PLEASE DON’T SKIP THIS AD PLEASE PLEASE” meanwhile ppl on vine are squeezing in entire feature film amounts of material into 6 seconds for fun what i’m saying
almaasi: whitmerule: #ARE THEY JUST HAVING A CONVERSATION WHILE MISHA IS ON THE FLOOR AND JENSEN IS KNEELING OVER HIM #BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKEI think you meant to say WHILE MISHA SPRAWLS BETWEEN JENSEN’S THIGHS or something like that
sketchydean: happy father’s day, y’all! you know what they say, two dads are better than one.
My mom and her friends are here, and my sister and her friends are here too… It’s funny how they talked behind my back in Spanish, when I clearly know what they are saying.
mastera6: puplinguinesfavs: Mmmph!! This is what happens to pups that bark too much… They get gagged! That’ll stay on until he learns to hush like a good boy. Mmmmm… puplinguinesfavs.tumblr.com Pup Linguine. April 2017. What are you saying? I
spockoholic: spockoholic: what are u saying these aren’t the same scene i see no difference they are identical ….the universal constant
Ottawa says it must maximize revenue from the Trans Mountain pipeline to fight climate change
bogleech: If you ever see a sexy naked person sticking out of the water quietly beckoning you I say go for it because if they’re really a person, well they’re also naked so what are they going to mug you with? A fish? And if they’re not a person
mondoes: horse people are spectacular to listen to bc they love to go on about the “trust” between horses and people and it’s just enchanting. I leave that conversation completely mesmerized by the idea that a person actually trusts one of those
inovoxowetrust: oneman-wolfpackk: meechonmars: people ask you if youre okay and you say you are because if you say how youre truly feeling and that you arent okay what are they gonna do to help. give you some weak advice you’ve already heard a million
unsubstantialdays: Proof they are Gods unsubstantialdays
cumber-kitty: decadentwallpaper: bbcjohn: rageofthenerd: Doesn’t feel so great on the other side, does it, John… #WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO SAY WITH THIS SHOT#LOOK#DO YOU SEE#HOW WE SEE JOHN’S FUCKING REACTION#TO SHERLOCK ASKING SOMEONE TO MARRY
dijonwatson: estherlune: But it’s not a behind the scene pic it’s a PROMO PIC look here a promo pic…. what are they trying to fcukgin say…..
troyesivan: glitterweave: chadleymacguff: amenpenis: when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky” when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin” when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to
saader: What are the voices telling you? It’s louder than usual, isn’t it? That’s because a lot of bad things happened down here. Are they saying that Stiles is dying? He is, you know.
milkjunkie13: snoop110876: Damn Tits!Huh?GOOD GAWD YALL!What are they good for?Absolutely MILKIN’, say it again…
babeobaggins: babeobaggins: babeobaggins: I can’t believe in 2016 the year of our savior girls still care about what straight men think or feel We gotta do better Nothing that men say or think matter!! It doesn’t matter if they say you’re crazy
disfrutadel-momento: dont–care-what-they-say: quier0-verte-s0nreir: intento-olvidarte:Adam levine. siempre lo hacias:c<3 Levine eres tan perfecto :c<3
bee-p-dee: concept: your favorite person pays attention to you all day. they are genuinely interested in what you have to say, and you are at peace.
sleidi: A lesson on how not to forge signatures, courtesy of the people who murdered Sandra Bland. What are they going to say next? That Sandra Bland liked to alternate between six completely different signatures? The police are obviously not aware of
Okay im just gonna say that I actually dislike angst headcanons with Ruby and Sapphire like the whole what if they die or what if they dont love eachother anymore okay I HATE them dont send them to me anymore
so blah blah blah i’m just repeating what has already been said countless times more eloquently by others, but the reason that whole mess is a big deal is because it mimics real life situations of guys asking girls out repeatedly after they say no.
avatarskorra: I’m laughing so hard because “Catch a brand new episode you can’t see online or anywhere else” has literally been their catchphrase in all the promos this season what are they gonna say now like “Hey kids we were just messin with