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froggyphevoli: Look what I got for Christmas, Tumblr! Custom Converse, designed by me. (I wanted to make them say “I AM SHER LOCKED,†but there was a twelve character limit.) Reblogging from my personal blog. Thought you guys might appreciate this.
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/05/19/taurus-will-make-some-guys-crave-for-a-handjob/I am not saying that some of us will beat off after seeing what lies under Taurus’s clothes, although I probably will, but I want to say that Burning Angel’s Taurus
ask-google–chrome: Ug: I WILL BE YOUR ROCK… I AM YOUR ROCK! (For those of you who don’t get this, it is a reference from Chowder. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT! HAHA I DIDN’T EXPECT A DRAWN RESPONSE TO THIS! AND LOOK, ITS A UG DUCK FACE,
tendernessandtiaras: Learning to be a mother. E says I am a “natural mother”. I would love to believe her but all I am feelings now is inadequacy. And fear. I wanted this all my life and yet all I am feeling is fear. What’s that saying: “Feel
I am interested in costume.Clothes in your daily life are important:your choices say something about you, even if what they're saying isyou, even if what they're saying is about non-choice.And what you wear in a film is crucialA film is a great deal
Here I am, trying to be the good husband as my wife goes into the dressing room to try on some new clothes, and out pops Leanne, saying she can’t get any of her bras to close, and that she needs some help! What am I supposed to do now? She wants
what am i suppose to say...
sweetsurrenderingg: disregardwomen: cadaverous-porcelain: twistedfuckk: we ran out of plates This can possibly be the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book
This is just a part of me, a part of most Virgos i am told. i am mai own worst critic, i am honestly working and thinking and worrying constantly about doing what is right, saying what is necessary, learning all that can be learned, being what ever
believepassionately: goodlildeadgirl: Wonder what you are saying…. 1:34 am Good quote!! No matter how things are going I am happy I crossed that line with you!
What can I say, daddies girlfriend has a crush on me!! :: giggles:: See I thinks its because daddy, likes me more than anyone else. Kissing me, and playing with the top of my thighs even in front of his girlfriends. Because I am the perfect girl
Daddydog’s kitty hasn’t been doing so hot. Bailed on working today to visit and say goodbye and offer my condolences. To anyone who has ever awkwardly had to hear me meow at shit in old mic streams, its that kitty’s fault. Always walke
xxxanimeweedlord420xxx: orochimarukin: rinharu-trash: Saying Im a troll is actually p offensive considering trollkin DO exist People always try to misgender otherkins to try and trigger them but it’s best to ignore all the ableist and kinphobes.
euclase: hetaliankilljoy: euclase: hetaliankilljoy: euclase: hetaliankilljoy: euclase: hetaliankilljoy: euclase: syrinth: I get what is being meant here, but these bother me so fucking much.What I am actually saying when I say “I can’t
dadhaveallthefun: “What word did you said at the dinner table?” “I am sorry daddy.” “I asked what word did you said at the dinner table.” “Fuc…k” *smack* “Owww…daddy I am sorry” “Say it again.” “Fuc…”
naamahdarling: roane72: #gestures helplessly#what am i supposed to do with this momoa?#jason momoa#god damn it (via duxford-air-museum) I’m just gonna leave this here and walk away without saying any of the incredibly crude things I am thinking.
Look all im saying is that at this point in time Pink Diamond as Rose Quartz is the only gem in the entire show with cleavage, even the real Roses dont have cleavage. Pink really saw some humans walking around and went “idk what the fuck those chest
i-am-sky: What am I supposed to say!?!? *slams head on desk*
dramaaddiction: “Am I dead? It feels so unfair, but since my woman can see me, I can at least say this to you before I go. Tae Gong Shil… I love you.”
ohgodwhatam-i-doing:What she says: “I’m fine”What she means: I’ve found so many series of anime and cartoons because of scenes where a character pisses themselves. What am I supposed to say when someone asks me how I found one of those series.
fieldbears:squidsqueen:I’m just saying, if seals are mermaid dogs then otters are definitely mermaid cats. !!!!Oh god pepperree what if I am an otter cat? :ooo I am a mermaidottertigercatthingsatan XDDD
harrysmadre: :) “Bb-b-b-b-b-b-b-bbut i have to make women uncomfortable with how they look and with what they wear outside of their homes!1 because i am so fucking fragile i have to prove I am “manly” every 5 seconds or i become a gays!! :oooo”
*seethe* I am a VERY DESERVING candidate for ASM in my company. I am still trying to simply get a step-up Lead position for now. Been applying for a few months and I am not satisfied because Like, I want this to happen YESTERDAY. I KNOW what I’m
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: All versions of A Christmas Carol where I am not confusedly attracted to Scrooge in a weird unspecified way are Invalid 1. The Muppet Christmas Carol: Valid Who can say no to Michael Caine, he’s classy, what can I say?
oockitty: enigmatic-ooc: Friend: Says something. What I want to say: I’m really interested in what you are saying. As my friend, I support you. I want you to know I am still here, still listening, and still enjoying what we are sharing together. However
oockitty: enigmatic-ooc: Friend: Says something. What I want to say: I’m really interested in what you are saying. As my friend, I support you. I want you to know I am still here, still listening, and still enjoying what we are sharing together.
disregardwomen: cadaverous-porcelain: twistedfuckk: we ran out of plates This can possibly be the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing
sweetestdevoticn: “When I say I’m no good for you, I mean it. Don’t say “you’re beautiful and so perfect in my eyes.” You don’t know what goes on in my head, my late night sessions at 2 AM. I say I’m no good for you not to be ‘bad’
tennydr10confidential:David Tennant’s Chest Appreciation Gifset- Do I need to say more than just that? Or are you all okay with just that because I am sure as hell am okay with just that. (click on the gifs to see where they are from because I know
i can honestly, and with no falsehood say, that for the first time in a very long time, I am completely and totally fucking over it. i am fed up, done, through, washing my hands of the entire mess. it is not worth the stress and anxiety. i do not need
coffeeandcheesecake: The first time I say I love you, your face crumbles. You look at methe way man stares in terror at the stars and the sea. You grasp your head, fist your hair, hiss, whisper why me why me I am weak I am dirt I am dust I am nothing—
What I’m getting at is if you want to interact with me at all, please don’t misgender me. If I look like I’m on the verge of a panic attack, please get me somewhere safe. If I am putting up distressed text posts, please make sure
benfranklinssexcapades:one of those “the first thing your soulmate says to you is tattooed on your wrist” aus for taz because kravitz would have a tattoo saying “hey thug whats your name im gonna tentacle your dick”
cityswinger: the sagaIT WAS DAY SIX, DRAGONFLY. WHY. FUCK YOU, YOU GIGANTIC FLAMING ASSHOLE. I CAN SAY FOR A FACT THIS DID HAPPEN AND IT WAS HILARIOUS
tardistiles: whysayno: darlingmelodies: trustmeimadoctorwho: girlgrowingsmall: Being fit isn’t about body size or shape. It’s about optimizing your body’s potential to do awesome shit like this. this is so inspirational. For real. I am so
princesconsuela: heathicorn: am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
cutestrology: black-hippie-moonchild: gothicastrology: reblog with what your mbti actually is and what you got from this :)) i’m curious [this is my interpretation btw, some may say that the different letters are represented by different parts of
rocktheholygrail: kristenanniebell: @williamjacksonharper is a much better actor and much more reserved human than i am, and i am thrilled he puts up with me.williamjacksonharper: Not sure what you were saying in this pic, but it obviously NEEDED to
praaatt: I am… better, with you, Watson. I’m sharper, I’m more focused. Difficult to say why, exactly. Perhaps in time I’ll solve that as well.
ifollowspookyblogs: peoplemagazine: so like americans say 5 dollars 25 cents what do they say in like the uk? 5______ 25________ ? i am an english doctor lawyer and i can confirm that this is correct
brassy: brassy: can someone help me find that picture with a guy standing naked on two plastic chairs holding two candles and a sign taped to his chest that says “i am serious now” and there’s a laptop hanging from his dick with a sun over it
rnackenzie: don’t say what’s up to me bc im literally never doing anything and the conversation won’t go anywhere omg
You know what “Say Uncle” kind of reminded me of? Darin Morgan’s episodes of the X-Files, particularly “War of the Coprophages” and “Jose Chung’s From Outer Space”. The X-Files, though having plenty of humorous elements, pretty much
heathicorn: am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
jucheguevara: bottombinch: all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs “I’m just doing what I’m told. If I am ordered to remove gold fillings from refugees theeth then that’s what I’ll do”, says police officer Michael
jubilationsett: this is so loud and i am so sorry
i am so annoyed right now what the fuck, fuck my sister. like she fucking does this every goddamn fucking time. like i know we joke around a lot but what the actual fuck. every time she asks for something and i say no, she has the gall to get
davidguerro:am about, am amongst, am not sure what I’m saying
irishcubby: I hate to say what I am gonna say……BUT this Irish Bear sold out, changed his colours ORANGE and left the Green. Message me if you understand what I said
lets-rock-n-roll: wolf o’donnell, space pirate more like wolf o’donnell, butt pirate am i right look at this homo look He may be a Homo, but he’s a fucking sexy homo!!!
niccimassacre: My first Tumblr post, and what do I say. Hi Im Nicci ? Yo? Welcome to my Tumblr page ? ..lol Ill start like this, Im Nicci Massacre and I have no idea what I am doing, or what this is ” Tumblr ” is supposed to be about. I take
What Am I Supposed To Say For These Things Again?
“I am constantly amazed by people on Facebook who say, “Well, I don’t like that actor. He doesn’t look like Jamie in my head.” And I say, “Exactly how would the producers figure out what is in your head?” What would they say to the other
thatautismfeel: That autism feel when you have something to say about a given topic, but your language processing makes you sound like you have no idea what you’re talking about.
what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of medicine makes the
what sachiko says after seeing yumi enter her late grandmother’s room while she was silently mourning: “Am I dreaming?”
