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cherrizard: curepimmy: prozd: prozdandsiro: The Bullshit Police in “Friend Zone†Written by SungWon ProZD Cho Illustrated by Jackson Siro Wyse Guess what, fellas, girls are not OBLIGATED to date you, and if what she perceives as a friendship resul
Dear Diary, my lil sister hit me out of the blue with the question “What’s it like, not being a virgin?”I was like “What makes you think that I would know?”She said, “Well you can date but Mom says I’m too young.
cuckoldpleasure: MUST LISTEN. Please turn up the sound on this one. Here is a cuckoldress getting exactly what She needs from sex with a Real Man and not Her husband. This is why so many of us make fuck dates for our wives. Watch and learn what
sunfornia: irrregular: Cara Delevingne is a godess, not just because she ‘dated harry styles’ orr what ever fandom you found her from she is beautiful (not offence intended) She’s gorgeous
Who am I kidding? I need you Jane-chan!!! Much like Koala Princess’ vision in the Eucalyptus Jungle in Season 5, Episode 13 what you saw on the Boardwalk the other day was not what it seemed. I was only pretending to date Kiki to defend my family
pbbbtht: [first date voice] so tell me about your weather hobbies. fuck i mean, tell me the weather. no that’s not what i meant i was trying to say what are your hobbies. wonderful weather we’re hobbing. having. fuck
I am going to look so hot tomorrowI booked appointments at both Regis and Sephora so I am going to look amazing when I get to work. Neil will not know what hit him.This would have been our date night, so I hope this makes him see what he is missing out
nemovonsilver:Kiba: “S-So was that a yes or a no to the date? I-I mean….I have a carrot here if a flowers not what you want…” Oswald: “Nngh.. n-nyo! Ah’m nn-n-not a rabbit.. humph!” ((Mod: He thinks he’s being called a bunny because of
shadyhomo: non-binary genders date back to ancient egypt if not earlier and yet people still act like they’re some kind of “tumblr trend” like what else from 2000 bc are you not gonna believe in? roads? beer? locks?
amateurcracksman: entropysamples: amateurcracksman: Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are. That is so
keepbeachcityweird: Who am I kidding? I need you Jane-chan!!! Much like Koala Princess’ vision in the Eucalyptus Jungle in Season 5, Episode 13 what you saw on the Boardwalk the other day was not what it seemed. I was only pretending to date Kiki
papasuke-yamazaki: kurovoid: nagisasbitch: “It’s just one date, what could go wrong??” I want someone who has not watched tokyo ghoul tell us what possibly this could mean. IT’S TIME TO DUEL.
amateurcracksman:entropysamples: amateurcracksman: Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are. That is so sweet
papasuke-yamazaki: kurovoid: nagisasbitch: “It’s just one date, what could go wrong??” I want someone who has not watched tokyo ghoul tell us what possibly this could mean. IT’S TIME TO DUEL.
cryings-not-a-safe-word: Dinner date at the restaurant at the Pier seems like a distant memory. I stare at you from above as your subdued nature warms me up for the trust you give me. Hands bound. Not moving anywhere. Your gonna see what passion
prozdandsiro: The Bullshit Police in “Friend Zone" Written by SungWon ProZD Cho Illustrated by Jackson Siro Wyse Guess what, fellas, girls are not OBLIGATED to date you, and if what she perceives as a friendship results in you being a whiny piece
msjewbooty: [first date voice] so tell me about your weather hobbies. fuck i mean, tell me the weather. no that’s not what i meant i was trying to say what are your hobbies. wonderful weather we’re hobbing. having. fuck
trololous: “i hate kurotsuki because what about yamaguchiii???” tbh if yam is not being a good supportive friend when tsukki’s dating someone else then what’s the point
coconutscentedshawty: coconutscentedshawty:coconutscentedshawty:coconutscentedshawty:Some black men be big mad if a black woman so much as looks at a man from another race. “That’s what you like huh?”Y’all are not even dating us what is the problem
shes-universal:I’m such a protective bff like I’m sorry but if you’re dating one of my friends I will not 100% like you until you give me like at least 3 reasons to what the fuck makes you think you’re so worthy of dating my ethereal godDEsS of
darksomeness: papasuke-yamazaki: kurovoid: nagisasbitch: “It’s just one date, what could go wrong??” I want someone who has not watched tokyo ghoul tell us what possibly this could mean. IT’S TIME TO DUEL. what the heck is going
affectionatesuggestion: If I’m dating you I’m going to date all of you. this includes the parts of you that you may not like and the parts you’re working on. because that’s what people do when they’re in love.
affectionatesuggestion:If I’m dating you I’m going to date all of you. this includes the parts of you that you may not like and the parts you’re working on. because that’s what people do when they’re in love.
hoefflepuff: affectionatesuggestion: If I’m dating you I’m going to date all of you. this includes the parts of you that you may not like and the parts you’re working on. because that’s what people do when they’re in love. I’m tired and I
writing-prompt-s: A male and female serial killer meet on a dating site, not knowing each other’s dark intentions to murder their date. It gets awkward once they realize what the other is really doing.
thenightlifebeforemingus: Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a
humanityinahandbag: shes-universal: I’m such a protective bff like I’m sorry but if you’re dating one of my friends I will not 100% like you until you give me like at least 3 reasons to what the fuck makes you think you’re so worthy of dating
shes-universal: I’m such a protective bff like I’m sorry but if you’re dating one of my friends I will not 100% like you until you give me like at least 3 reasons to what the fuck makes you think you’re so worthy of dating my ethereal godDEsS
jimintxt:if you’re a minor don’t fucking date adults. it’s not safe no matter what anyone says or how you feel about them. don’t fucking do it. wait until you’re old enough to not be so blatantly taken advantage of. their intentions are not
amyeatfeast: ejgc: amyeatfeast: dis is what i’m wearing on my date which isnt a date but im pretending it is because he is unf ok Amy is so pretty not as pretty as you ahmagad
thingssthatmakemewet: affectionatesuggestion:If I’m dating you I’m going to date all of you. this includes the parts of you that you may not like and the parts you’re working on. because that’s what people do when they’re in love. @mossyoakmaster
oh-how-we-love-1d: Oh my god! Guys! Guys! Guys! Niall and Harry are in the same photo! They’re totally dating! Oh my god! What is this! Everyone send them hate! There’s no way that they can date! There not aloud to have a social life! This is just
mows: I don’t get why people complain about young people saying they want to spend their lives with the significant other. Shouldn’t you date someone who you can see yourself spending forever with?If that’s not the point of dating someone, what
deafdrop:PSA: What NOT to say to d/Deaf/HoH people on dating apps. IT’S DEHUMANISING. Trying to date? We’re the same as anyone else using such apps. Massive eff you buddy.
This dude asked me on a date & I let him know I’m not interested in a relationship anytime soon so I turned him down. He hits me back with the “who said anything about a relationship? lol”OKAY WHATS THE END GOAL OF DATING??He says “oh I guess
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