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zanimez: me: time for sleepy :) my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s
gay-physicist: i am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 dumbass looking for a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 200,000 word fanfic at 3 am
there is no other side. this is it.
weasleyswizardwheezs: Me during the day: ughhh i want to sleep so baddd take me homeee i’m so tiredd Me when i’m supposed to fall asleep: i’m going to read 538484829 fanfics because i can’t sleep !!!!!!1!1
sexandtheastrology: you: * arguing and making valid points to prove you’re actually right*a fixed sign (taurus, leo, scorpio, & aquarius):
astrologanize: 8th house stelliums either drop you like a hot potato or hold onto u for years and years there is no in between
PsiCygni
narramin: my attention span as a 10 year old: *reads the Lord of the Rings trilogy in like two sittings* my attention span now: *checks internet every 10 minutes during important task, opens new tab of same site I’m already browsing and got tired of*
thedarkperidot: Signs you grew up lonely - Chasing people who don’t want you -Making up lots of stories and worlds -Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to -Excessive reading -Daydreaming -Clinging emotionally to others -Being the ‘disposable’
bipolarblueberries:
sabyaasachi:
timeless-mars: timeless-mars: I know that water signs are sensitive™ but can we talk about earth signs??? If they don’t have time to eat, forget their stuff at home, or the environment is messy, it throws their entire mood off
uglyodd: my brain in times of crisis:
dankmemeuniversity:
elanormcinerney: Euripides | Bakkhai | A new version by Anne Carson
spankmejimin:Our parents warned us about men stalking us on the internett but oh look how the tables have turned
he's lying to u girl
talkdrarrytome:
ryan-dancing-on-the-staircase: Me, trying to solve a simple math question
jumex:These are all important things
105ttt: Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream
TenRose is life
kpopastromemes: sag moons
books-read-in-nooks: “Wow, you own so many books! You must read all the time!” Me, secretly knowing a high percentage of those books I haven’t actually read yet:
ephemeralastrology: bakwaaas: This is a cancer and libra mood
If You Can Dream It Then You Can Achieve It!
imstuckinarut-astrology: Some whimsical spiritual teacher of some sort: Let your resentment go. Taurus and Scorpio: But its mine.
tylerhoech: some of you haven’t stayed up late to read a 100k+ word fic even though you had to be up early the next day and it shows
aqua-aries: “Like i said”“I know”“Absolutely not”Mantras of the fixed signs
anxietyproblem:
gemeauxlogy: Cardinal (Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn) moons: *thing happens. “processes” feelings. moves on*Fixed (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius) moons: *thing happens. says they’re over it. holds silent grudge for 10 years*Mutable (Gemini,
ironmacn: some of you haven’t spent countless hours thinking up a whole universe in your head to escape to and it shows
aestheticofanartist:Me: *reads fan-fiction so I can feel the love and affection that I’m not getting*
not of self, but of geography.
barduils: woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much* me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic lol
@myself why are you so weak when it comes to stickers?they’re pieces of paper that stick to things? you do not need them? stop this
koffidoesstuff: Me listening to a song and hallucinating a whole ass music video with my otp
thebootydiaries:How I flirt: *stares from distance*
tinaschild: me: you guys believe everything you hear lmao its annoying youtube: Illuminati Clones - Was Avril Lavigne Replaced? me:
sangredesirena: sir that is my emotional support male celebrity that i direct all of my male attraction towards bc he is a highly idealized man that is safe to lust after because he cannot hurt me!!!!!!!
pinktapegf:anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep
natural–blues:bloodknife:I made a thing feel free to reblog with your answers and let me know if you want pt 2I’m…. all of these……
april: im a simple woman i laugh at my own posts and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question
underscore-kate: it’s so fuckin weird when you see ppl you went to highschool with and they have wives… and kids….. and houses…… …and real people jobs ????????? like I bought some juice today that almost landed me in debt but it’s fine I’m
masonicbeheadingritual:cannot sleep too busy thinking of scenarios
goddamnitkastle: goddamnitkastle presents: A thread of Kastle cliches we should have gotten/gotten more of but we were untimely robbed of them and I will probably not get over it any time soon Source of original post linked here
bro stop falling in love w the intangible idea youve projected onto someone you barely know youre scaring the hoes
earthshakinlove: favoritelatina: u all scared of that new IT movie but u’ve been dating clowns all ur lives 😤😤😤🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤡🤡
chu0855-deactivated20200118:
casketfreak:Y’all I don’t remember the title
the-pandora-jar:Any minor inconvenience in my life: happensMe and my sensitive ass:
harmonizingsunsets:Me seeing two characters in a pilot episode of a show look at one another.
sexwithstilinskiandhale: Me actively participating in my own love-life: Me reading the 100th angsty fanfiction about my otp falling in love:
powerranged: me: *flirts w/ someone*them: *flirts back*me: woah calm tf down im not interested…………
