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Goddamn it, you had promised not to use your powers on your sister again, but it had been 8 months since you had been with a woman and, well, well there was no excuse.“Drop to your knees, Ash.â€â€œYes, Master.â€
“Miss, please excuse us, but we have noticed that you like to give yourself to sick old men in order to help them relieve their suffering. As we are also patients here, we are just curious if your pussy is available for us as well? So, could you be
buffyshot: @vee216: Excuses are for people who don’t want it bad enough👊 Start the week off right- eat well, train hard!💪 💥DOUBLE TAP if you think a fit stomach is sexy💥 #abs #gforce #igfitclub #fitness #girlswithmuscle
The Mannequin Challenge is the best thing created in recent years. It’s just a well crafted excuse to hide the fact that androids have been with us for a long time. The truth these androids are in standby/freeze/off mode. Wait untill you see when theyâ€
“Excuse me, Miss?”“Yes sir. How can I assist you today?”“I’m looking to buy some suits and possibly a coat and shoes.”“Well, you’ve come to the right place! Let me show you some of our-”“Yo
That your boss has already fucked the wives of other employees is a too lame excuse. If you asked me if I’d agree to let him fuck me and even bought me a lingerie set to wear for him, it’s because you are a cuckold. Well, honey, from now onwar
klepto-for-kinks: “Mom what are you doing, there are people here!”“Excuse me young lady, but weren’t you the one who wanted to go somewhere where no-one knows I’m your mother?”“I meant so we could kiss without people staring at us.”“well,
thesweetsubmissive: wokeninvain: Your friends are curious I know and it makes you nervous and excited. I am proud of the fact that you bragged so much about me that they insisted they get to see how well I control your body. But that is no excuse for
hotnbeautiful: Well, here’s the second return. You might remember that some months ago I was ranting about a girl who deleted her tumblr after some douchebags ridiculed her in a podcast because she had nudes on her tumblr. Those morons excused themselves
asleepylioness: I’ve been looking for an excuse to submit to you for so long… And it always makes me smile when I see someone submit a picture with a cup of coffee, cause most of my pictures have one as well… I’ve been participating in your
“Excuse me, Miss?” “Sorry, I don’t have any change…” “Oh, you misunderstand, I’m not panhandling, I-” “Well, I’m not buying anything either, I’m running late.” “I really
atrylplus: Bullcrap. Most of my fans on deviantART or my sfw blog doesn’t even know I draw NSFW. If you make excuses about why you don’t draw… Well… You just don’t want to draw. I don’t draw NSFW to be popular I really don’t care how many
idontwanttocheat: Why settle for that skinny bitch of a wife who only offers bones and sad excuse for titties?!? I can offer you so much more!! I mean look at me…..Let me show that we work well in all parts of your life….not just the office.
theriotmag: veggielezzyfemmie: chlorophyll: also, FYI, if you’re female and married to a dude, you’d damn well better be a grown WOMAN, not a girl. fuck this “men and girls” shit. For goodness sakes. I’m so sick of of excusing the ignorant
Naughty R2 & Ray #03 I really didn’t think of this until just now but… Well, what do *you* guys think of Glados’ excuse for coming down here?
Yes, hi, I’d like a combo number 6 with a side of … uh, excuse me, is there a reason you’re staring? I mean, yes, they’re excellent, but-Oh! Well, you should have just said that in the first place. I mean, yeah, it’s completely inappropriate,
gaggedandforeverbound:You managed to escape somehow. Well, considering I’ve just spent 3 rolls of tape on you, good luck doing that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some valuables to take. You did say your cleaning lady will be home in a day or so?
someuphillbattle: communismkills: Being 14 is not an excuse to act like an awful human being without consequences or people telling you you’re wrong. well youre like 27 whats your excuse
wesno-unraveled: Floor III ’*ahum* W-well that happens when you lock me out of the bathroom!’‘You could’ve knocked!’‘I did’‘You didn’t’‘Y-you were shaving!’'I WAS NOT’someone looking for an excuse haha
lemon-drop-soda: You can wholeheartedly blame the likes of @mochi-squish for their guys with boobs post, and also @tubbertons for always providing quality content for this sort of thing. It’s mainly an excuse for me to draw Ash again as well as kink
scruffyturtles: “Please excuse my son, Kunikazu. He just means well for my sake. I am Haru Okumura, CEO of Okumura Foods. You wouldn’t happen to know any good places for coffee, now would you dear?”
Oh little brother! That look on your face is so precious…when i catch you trying to sneak out the back door to school. But good news! No school for you today! Ive already called in your excuse. The bad news? Well…Mummy is away on a
wesno-unraveled: Floor III ’*ahum* W-well that happens when you lock me out of the bathroom!’‘You could’ve knocked!’‘I did’‘You didn’t’'Y-you were shaving!’'I WAS NOT’someone looking for an excuse haha
mostlyfate: Women like it when you find excuses to touch them. You never do that. Well, I don’t like touching people for no reason.
bialphadude: mydesiresherneeds: Just because you’re stroking my cock very well, that is no excuse for your panties staying on. Now, hold still while I rip them off./BAD/
Convinced @fenicore to try on my golden booty shorts and (as you’ve seen before) bunny tail! Gotta say, I’ve not seen many boys suit them quite as well as him… also, totally took my shirt. At least it gives me an excuse to rip it offa him.
jxh2000: Well Tumblrs, I hope you enjoyed tonight’s set. That’s all for now. If you’ll excuse me, now that my ass is stretched out nicely, Daddy can give me a good butt fucking. 😁😰💦
dirtylittlechemist: tonofjon: I seem to be spending a lot of my time naked now that the temperatures are soaring…could just be a coincidence or a valid excuse to shed my clothes. Hope you are well my dear. Love Always, The Little Chemist x p.s I really
tenku-the-gastropod: This went better and faster than expected. For all I know, it used to be a tricky position to wrap my mind around! Some cute mutual leg humping sublime duet was well… mandatory to animate though! Now you must excuse me, I must
vivalafro: blackasacrow: Looks like you guys can’t use the “well they can’t say no to a role” excuse when it comes to Hollywood’s tendency to whitewash characters. Here’s his personal statement btw:
pressxtodavid: blackasacrow: Looks like you guys can’t use the “well they can’t say no to a role” excuse when it comes to Hollywood’s tendency to whitewash characters. Skrein’s not even A List. Dude was mostly straight to DVD til Deadpool
cc-videos: unpretty: of all the excuses bruce wayne has ever made for why he has to leave right now immediately this is the best one Bruce: I’ll have Alfred bring you some tea. Woman: Oh, you would think of tea in a time like this! Bruce: Well certainly.
sheamuscelticprincess: sheamus, randy…. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?! Well damn….this may be the closes to Sheamus/ Randy porn we will ever get!…now of you’d excuse me.
clopper-dude: catfood-mcfly: As we’re talking about my voice - well, someone was - you can hear it (in a slightly affected way) coming out of Rarity in this wonderful cartoon. It’s also a good excuse to post this wonderful cartoon again, knowing
ask-googlechrome: skype-pony: I just had to do this Feat. ask-googlechrome Excuse me? Did you just call me a browser!?! Well you’re a- Wait, what the heck is Skype? Like a video-sharing contacts interwebs phone with chat? X3
enalgunlugar: Sanford Harris: This looks like you had another excuse to justify the allocation of FBI resources to what’s arguably become a rogue division inside a federal agency operating, if not completely autonomously, then well outside the standard
jacensolodjo: “Well, if Miles didn’t tell me about the surgery, doesn’t that mean he doesn’t want me there?”“Excuse me, Rose, you’re about to make a grave mistake.”
excuse me were you saying something? well k michelle says uh uh ^ ~jeezy voice~ HAHAAA!!!
phiiabeanxx: Excuse my inappropriate behaviour,, but you see when you tooo gassed that you fat again and you just feel the need to share it🙊🙊🎉🎉🎉 Well,. Not fat.. But back to Sophia size 👸🏽
fussybabybitch: excuse me but bisexuality means you are only allowed to be attracted to two people in your lifetime and we know damn well about your crush on susie in the third grade so you better use your next one wisely pal
finalsmashcomic: Retro ChicYou know that feeling when you look back at old photos of yourself and wonder what you were thinking? Well, you’re not alone.(Besides, those are two different Links! What’s your excuse, Marth?!)Full image version
I’m tired of little white boys being excused for hate and violent crimes because “the poor boy is just a victim of the system, I don’t blame him” Well I fucking do. you are a disgusting little shit and I can’t fucking excuse
-shy-guy-: Excuse me sir…I know that you are a patient here, but…you see the other day, while I was giving you a sponge bath, I noticed that you were getting hard. Normally I wouldn’t be phased by that but, sir your cock is massive, and well….seeing
bluepixieghost: “Shhhh, I know you like me based on how hard you are so don’t give me any excuses. I love my husband but he can’t fuck me well enough and I swear he is shooting blanks. Please knock me up in place of your best friend.”
nowhites: cheating is gross like you really dont owe anyone anything unless you’re married so if you’re not happy dating someone just break it off it literally is that simpleand people who use “well monogamy isnt natural anyway” as an excuse
unclefather: teacher: excuse me, what are you eating? me: pussy teacher: well i hope you brought enough for the whole class
remote-controlled-watermelon: i just thought of somethingsometimes if you hurt someone’s feelings you cant really use “it’s just a joke” as an excuse bc likewhat if i hit you with a stick and just said “it’s just a stick!”well if swung
reddlr-gonewild: Excuse me {f}ellas, can you give me a hand? I seem to have…well, you’ll see.
portentsofwoe: quoms: quoms: quoms: if you make excuses for cops even when they flagrantly violate the law and/or their own rules and regulations (which is usually), then you don’t love the law, you love cops. any lines about like ‘well The Law
a-miss-inside: “Well, you have a great sense of style! She’s lucky to have you…” Just smile and say thank you… Black Friday and Cyber Monday… Almost as good an excuse as Halloween. 😉
well-metaphoricallyspeaking: kimpissable: clevverbot: UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU
tfsplash: “Excuse me, Miss?” “Sorry, I don’t have any change…” “Oh, you misunderstand, I’m not panhandling, I-” “Well, I’m not buying anything either, I’m running late.” “I really wish you’d
johnniewaswolf: i have jury duty tomorrow ugh “civic duty” so i went and they were like you’ll need 3-7 days if you get picked and if you don’t have that time available then you need to be excused or postpone and i was like okay well i don’t
mrs-stella: theartofanudewoman: “Sheer” Sexy @theartofanudewoman Thank you!! Really enjoyed taking pics for this series. And it was an good excuse to buy a new shirt😉 Well @mrs-stella glad to provide a reason for you to shop. Very happy you
jeranism: Check the latest: NASA Space Walks Use Fake Scuba Diving AstroNOTS I hate the excuses I hear sometimes “Oh well you have to test the suit in water first you can’t go into space without testing it in a pool first some of that video must
:betaboyatl:She promised always to have sex with a condom , her excuse was that the condom snapped but you now very well that she is lying. Then she said im still feeling horny can you go down on me, its not that much cum in there and tons of cuckolds
braeburn-corner replied to your post: y’all ruined what has to be the cutest thing that… Well excuse me. : you ESPECIALLY ruined it GG no RE
This girl really just said she’s too pretty to be gay. Well excuse the fuck out of me but firstly you’re fucking ugly.. & secondly I know a lot of beautiful gays. So your comment is irrelevant stupid cunt.
