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harvzilla: mummfunn: Okay, slightly off-topic, but I found this guy turned into a wooden toy for the BBC programme Sexy Beasts incredibly horny. Don’t know why. Weird eh?! I want to try doing a robot and a puppet make up look at some point!!
robotdoll-asfr: sammycatnipnik: mummfunn: Okay, slightly off-topic, but I found this guy turned into a wooden toy for the BBC programme Sexy Beasts incredibly horny. Don’t know why. Weird eh?! Good stuff I’ll go you one better - the Bachelorette
i found one of those weird drawing toys for toddlers and–
sirius-angel: That toy is insane! Pretty sure it’s a smaller one she’s using on him though. Perspective plays weird tricks sometimes.
animmalcrossing: SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY, NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
nsfporn: Okay. The acid finally kicked in.
…. ffs.
What the actual fuck…
✖SLOW-DEEP-HARD✖
magnetic–blue: Busty brunette toying. o.o (Aspect ratio is perfect now. I’m having to learn all this tech and spec stuff, so if the video is doing weird things on your end then please let me know so I can hopefully fix it. Thank you.)
sapphire-and-greyzeek: ask-lovely-pages: … I feel weird asking this but can I? ;//w//; Since I am the very best bad dragon toy there is. ö 3 ö(( Though, people, please don’t just ASK for ‘omg hugs!?’ and expect me to draw your OC.IF you
johnthottie: is it weird that i like my toy better then real dick? 😂
aschoolgirlcrush: my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog
kittydenied: I’m making room for new toys, so I had to retire my cheap metal belt to the trash. (top middle and top right pics) Felt weird to throw it away, but I can’t think of a scenario where I would ever need to use it again.. It was just a
noodlepoodlepupper: puppy’s playtime - 11:44i have so much space to roll around in my new home! exploring my surroundings, i find a weird.. thing.. in the kitchen. what is it? *sniff sniff* sit, you say? ooohh.. i like this toy!Noodle loves to perform!
snaokidoki: Dr Rula KongFan characterAn odd one, found the remnants of King K Rool and started playing with all those leftover toys. -Weird is Good☆ (Patreon. Tip Me!?) . ☆ (Ask Link)
archiemcphee: Alright Japan, now you’re just toying with us. Your relentless onslaught of weirdness and cuteness has us glued to our monitors lest we miss the next awesome thing you create or do. We’re putty in your hands. Now you’ve gone and made
snaokidoki: Dr Rula KongFan characterAn odd one, found the remnants of King K Rool and started playing with all those leftover toys.-Weird is Good and Cool ☆ (Ask Link) ☆ Patreon.com/snao
piggys-pleasure-pen: I have a love hate relationship with this toy. 😈👿I love that is makes my holes loose a queef like crazy. But I hate that is feel so weird it’s inside me. Piggy problems I guess…..I do love to hear my holes talk though💋💕
hell-inor: “haha yeah I was suuuuch a weird kid” says the girl, “I played video games and liked boys’ toys”. Suddenly she is shot with a tranquilizer dart and pulled into the back of a van. It is a group of scientists. They must study this
iguanamouth: PART FIVE of all these commissioned weird lizards - i cant believe this series has gone on so long honestly these dragons have really made a big impact on my life (and casual knowledge on types of sex toys) heres to the next batch of em !
fat-on-purpose:tastefullyoffensive: Funny Pet Collar Tags (photos via Bored Panda)Related: Cats and Dogs Growing Up With Their Toys It is weird that most of these apply to me too?
Oral fixation diaries: Going from bitingly a babies teething toy to kissing a dagger to feel the steel blade on my lips… Why am I so weird??
peachysanders: karkatjpg: why the fuck are princess doll toys and pet shop shit commercials always putting these weird theme songs in like they cant even rhyme them theyre always like “sparkles and glitter right before your eyes!!! she talks and
jennlegacy: It must be weird being the official voice actor for Disney characters. One day, you’re recording for a preschool show. The next day, you’re recording voice clips for toys. The day after that, you’re recording an existential monologue
jennlegacy:It must be weird being the official voice actor for Disney characters. One day, you’re recording for a preschool show. The next day, you’re recording voice clips for toys. The day after that, you’re recording an existential monologue
stacy42g: I got a hold of some of my kids toys so expect to see lots of weird pictures! We took about 60 tonight!!! Stacy42G
grimelords: A woman who doesn’t work here anymore brought this weird smurf toy into work a couple of months ago and set it on top of the computer because apparently her kids wouldn’t stop fighting over it and I hate it every day. It sits up there
curiousmisskitty: And to think, at first I thought this toy looked weird. Now I can’t stay off of it <3
imdatfreak: “Twellus’s Toys”While spring cleaning my son Twellus’s room today, I got under his bed and saw this weird object.. Soon after wrapping my mind around it and questioning why did he need to use it, cuz I’m here with the real thing.
When the gf buys weird sex toys for both of you
evie-hyde: sluttycelina: One Step Ahead Kate hated her brother Ron. He was such a buzzkill, always getting between her and her boy toys, scaring them off with his weird nerdy personality. She was never able to hook up with any of the jocks at school
grimelords:A woman who doesn’t work here anymore brought this weird smurf toy into work a couple of months ago and set it on top of the computer because apparently her kids wouldn’t stop fighting over it and I hate it every day. It sits up there taunting
alwaysluckystrawberry: Isn’t there something kinda weird going on when there’s a pic of a cute naked lad surrounded by cuddly toys?
nonespark: mynameisderek: Company turns kid’s drawings into stuffed toys.See more here: http://www.childsown.com CAN I SEND IN MY OWN WEIRD DOODLE AND PRETEND I’M A KID THESE ARE AWESOME
karkatjpg:why the fuck are princess doll toys and pet shop shit commercials always putting these weird theme songs in like they cant even rhyme them theyre always like “sparkles and glitter right before your eyes!!! she talks and dances and!!!!!!!!!!!
In trying to find examples of Tony having the same sort of issues that Spider-Man does with enemies who love him, I found an enemy who made this “toy” in Tony’s likeness. Comics are weird.(reasuringsoldier)what…what is that headgear…?
