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thebeautyofmoonlight: spookynyan: consultingpsychopaths: that’s the spirit OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKE
That’s enough puns and doodles from for right meow
Rebecca Murder
That pun was so bad that Jasper won’t be able to sleep.(Submitted by dan-electric-boogaloo)
After extensive research she has concluded that this joke is “on pointe”
susiebeeca: I don’t know what I was thinking, except that I was listening to this: I also don’t know what Padparadscha’s reaction would be! (God, tentadicks are the best thing to come out of this fandom, no pun intended…) I’m dying
lipstickstainedlove: thebeautyofmoonlight: spookynyan: consultingpsychopaths: that’s the spirit OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT
just-a-little-stump: trauntwave: a transgender person has a child they are now transparent I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun
steppingoncellphones: TouRabu pickup lines:I’m most effective if you tightly grip the hilt. ;)I’ll polish your sword real nice. ;)I’m like that stone that Excalibur was in – most men have trouble getting themselves to pull out. ;) I’d
…. like honestly though… I never post shit like this… but I mean… COME ON. Strictly on the basis of timing/pun value… that was fucking epic.
maliciousmelons: kim kardashing through the snow I was gonna blog this cuz of this exquisite editing job but I just noticed that dumb pun, other than that good work
sugaricingcookies: studyable: Did you know? Type O Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread and is now called Type “O” blood. I guess you could call it a typo. I’m
To get to this place we were going to, we had to drive on a road called Sheep Creek. So, for a while, we were up Sheep Creek without a paddle
Listen, this is important I was playing Fallout 4 with my little sister and I was in a building with Paladin Danse and he got stuck in a doorway and started bobbing up and down to the music And then without missing a beat my sister says “I guess that’s
splantamello: beeswarm17: karkat-san: karkat-san: Why was Oedipus against profanity? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth. I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes. wait
aeroknight: someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen
mysideofreality: I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that
herwhisperisthe-jyp: i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up
Joke of the day.
danisntonfleek: aphromanito: my friend told me that i need to stop singing i’m a believer because it was getting annoying and i laughed because i thought she was kidding but then i saw her face NO
monobeartheater: intrnetvibes: jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car
ambrlondon: curlyhaired-guardgirl: aragaki-ayase: why is there a fucking tomato in the train Because it’s a subway. That comment was perfect^.
letzdoitnow69: babestoday: Boobs Busting Out of Corsets! Is today a good day to wear something a bit confining? Of corset is! (Sheesh, that was a labored pun, wasn’t it? Of corset was.) These ladies are in the spirit with their lovely corsets. Or maybe
It’s sad, but I just figured out why this doesn’t work. The first (and second, and third, and–) time through, I figured that Sasha just had the bad luck to run into an aberrant that was unnaturally quick at healing. But the problem is
psychophancy: waywarddevil: kaylaconspiracy: And here we watch as the large raindrop preys on the small weaker drops. Devouring them in one fluid motion. Was that a fucking pun I gravitate toward physics puns.
turkey-imported-from-maine: johaxnnamason: annabellioncourt: SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE. HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE. NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP, BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN. ALSO REMEMBER THE FAMOUS
thebaconsandwichofregret: fearmyname: johaxnnamason: annabellioncourt: SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE. HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE. NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP, BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN. ALSO REMEMBER
tin-the-artist: askmerriauthor: Okay, either this was a stealth pun, or I was just unobservant in not noticing it until now. He’s sowing seeds of discord. goddamnit! im a pretty smart guy who gets shit like this and i never saw that why!
silver-tongues-blog: weirdmageddon: more of botw link’s personality because i didnt feel my last post on it was the cream of the crop. hes so funny i love that there was no non pun option for the seal question
gracetheacefromouterspace: So I was at rehearsal today and our director was telling us a bit about theater history and common phrases. He asked, “Does anyone know why we say break a leg?” That is when my meme-loving, air horn honking friend decided
tsukidaisy:beautyindanger:tsukidaisy:tsukidaisy:I JUST GOT HIT IN TH E HEAD WITH A BIRD?????? was that a fucking bird pun forget ducking, birds drop crazy low when they need to. you should’ve dove. was that another fucking bird pun
nerdywithadashofawesome: spookynyan: consultingpsychopaths: that’s the spirit OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING
vacwms: dragonlordoferebor: was-that-a-pun: benedictsbanana: leonawriter: skinnysanity: The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one. #’I NEED AN ADULT’ #’SHIT I AM AN ADULT’ #’I NEED AN OLDER ADULT’
squidgybuttblog: dragonlordoferebor: was-that-a-pun: benedictsbanana: leonawriter: skinnysanity: The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one. #’I NEED AN ADULT’ #’SHIT I AM AN ADULT’ #’I NEED AN
mydrunkkitchen: wayoffbeat: Well that was a plot twist. ——Plot… Twist? Was that a pretzel pun!?? YOU DID KNOT!!!
123jaclyn321: zurashisu: madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b: thediamondthatlived: madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b: what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? I don’t know. What? a condescending con descending. get out That was beautiful
makeitearlgrey:preparefortribble:theworstpuns:The difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.listen here u lil shit That was awesome i’m gonna use that
I would’ve drawn two, but that would’ve been gross.
dragonlordoferebor: was-that-a-pun: benedictsbanana: leonawriter: skinnysanity: The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one. #’I NEED AN ADULT’ #’SHIT I AM AN ADULT’ #’I NEED AN OLDER ADULT’ I
romanoitalia: arminsbooty: artlert: WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS I’D BE BLOODY RICH WAS THAT A PUN?
spookynyan: consultingpsychopaths: that’s the spirit OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING
helloyoucreatives: Thanks for the tip Pepsi. Was that a pun?
johaxnnamason: annabellioncourt: SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE. HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE. NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP, BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN. ALSO REMEMBER THE FAMOUS LINE FROM ROMEO & JULIET:
mlgspacememe: hells-reaver: sheer-malarkey: No More Candles by Phantomrose96Cake’s no good when you know there are supposed to be two. Deep…. This just went deep. Was that a pun
jen-iii: Ok so, because I am weak I am searching through the RWBY tag for spoilers One of them was that Yang supposedly makes a pun I NEED THAT DAMN PRODUCTION DIARY NOW HOLY FUCK ITS TRUE YANG MAKES A CANON PUN IM CRYING
petsche: jen-iii: We had a wild time with those puns if you will notice all of it is RWBY, that’s it. that’s how much we nerd over this show This is my life now. just letting you guys know that this was a thing that happpened
warm up doodle that i couldnt find the heart to discard
bevsi replied to your post: anonymous said:Cinder fanart is r… whispers cinder/weiss ahahAHA SAUCY
slashpalooza: was-that-a-pun: ragnaroktopus: fuckyeahpervyfangirls: #beauty queen just swoops up leather clad warrior princess into her arms and kisses her in front of everyone… AND IT’S OKAY #IN 1997 #AND THE GIRLFRIEND EVEN HAS A REACTION SHOT
